“Peanuts make me swell up like a beach ball”
“Is that an allergy?”
“No, simile”
“Is that an allergy?”
“No, simile”
February 24, 2025 at 9:34 AM
“Peanuts make me swell up like a beach ball”
“Is that an allergy?”
“No, simile”
“Is that an allergy?”
“No, simile”
A Simile is like a Metaphor that doesn't believe in itself.
A Metaphor is a Simile that takes itself too seriously.
A Metaphor is a Simile that takes itself too seriously.
December 19, 2024 at 2:41 PM
A Simile is like a Metaphor that doesn't believe in itself.
A Metaphor is a Simile that takes itself too seriously.
A Metaphor is a Simile that takes itself too seriously.
You should simile more.
September 27, 2026 at 12:44 PM
You should simile more.
losing the war on metaphor is like losing the war on simile
June 16, 2026 at 8:12 PM
losing the war on metaphor is like losing the war on simile
Simile Vanilli
A tribute band for Milli Vanilli? How will we be able to tell if it's not real?
May 30, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Simile Vanilli
#ThisUserIsNot a simile, though I did once date a simile. I don’t know what I metaphor
September 27, 2026 at 4:05 PM
#ThisUserIsNot a simile, though I did once date a simile. I don’t know what I metaphor
Metaphor vs. Simile
August 22, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Metaphor vs. Simile
In order to invoke this simile, you must first know how to fold an umbrella.
August 3, 2026 at 7:44 PM
In order to invoke this simile, you must first know how to fold an umbrella.
sometimes, in life, your simile runs directly into a pedant
August 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
sometimes, in life, your simile runs directly into a pedant
Io ho una foto simile devo dire
January 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Io ho una foto simile devo dire
Blu e cafone fa marrone… o una cosa simile
April 8, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Blu e cafone fa marrone… o una cosa simile
This is a powerful simile.
THIS.
Every damn time I open a database report or even a topographic map Acrobat tries to scan the text and offer a summary. I'd trust that summary like I'd trust a wet fart in a cholera ward.
Every damn time I open a database report or even a topographic map Acrobat tries to scan the text and offer a summary. I'd trust that summary like I'd trust a wet fart in a cholera ward.
Just upgraded to a new version of Acrobat, and... look.
I am reading a friend's NOVEL. Something I WANT to read. For ENJOYMENT.
Fuck off into the sun and take your designer with you.
I am reading a friend's NOVEL. Something I WANT to read. For ENJOYMENT.
Fuck off into the sun and take your designer with you.
May 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
This is a powerful simile.
LOLOLOLOLOL
YOUR REALITY MUST MATCH MY OBSESSIVE HAM-HANDED SIMILE MANUFACTURE!
YOUR REALITY MUST MATCH MY OBSESSIVE HAM-HANDED SIMILE MANUFACTURE!
December 31, 2025 at 12:11 AM
LOLOLOLOLOL
YOUR REALITY MUST MATCH MY OBSESSIVE HAM-HANDED SIMILE MANUFACTURE!
YOUR REALITY MUST MATCH MY OBSESSIVE HAM-HANDED SIMILE MANUFACTURE!
This just popped into my timeline and is so apt a simile that I’m jealous that I didn’t think of it.
I have said this before, but eliminating programs that teach a lot of students but don’t have many majors is like a restaurant not buying flour in its grocery delivery because people aren’t ordering flour on the menu.
February 27, 2026 at 2:32 PM
This just popped into my timeline and is so apt a simile that I’m jealous that I didn’t think of it.
My hot take on the Musk-Trump relationship from February.
I stand by every twisted simile.
I stand by every twisted simile.
June 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
My hot take on the Musk-Trump relationship from February.
I stand by every twisted simile.
I stand by every twisted simile.
Lute finding the perfect simile.
January 4, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Lute finding the perfect simile.
Now there’s a simile
It’s what LLM’s currently sound like when they’re asked to write in a ‘literary’ register. It’s bad writing but then so much supposedly literary writing sounds like this. Like each sentence is someone hitting a tennis ball to see how high it will go, and usually getting it stuck on a roof
May 19, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Now there’s a simile
Ah comunque ho fatto un video simile
August 8, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Ah comunque ho fatto un video simile
7/5/2026- The Simile www.timesfreepress.com/news/2026/ju...
July 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM
7/5/2026- The Simile www.timesfreepress.com/news/2026/ju...
This simile is like a murder.
September 26, 2026 at 4:42 PM
This simile is like a murder.
Yeah, Mel, I don't think parental child abuse is a positive simile.
January 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Yeah, Mel, I don't think parental child abuse is a positive simile.
I was thinking barnacles, but your simile is more (graphically) apt.
January 17, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I was thinking barnacles, but your simile is more (graphically) apt.
This is a wonderful simile.
French forwards remind me of the West Indies pace battery of the 1980s
Each one better than the last.
The second third string better than most teams best forwards
Each one better than the last.
The second third string better than most teams best forwards
July 7, 2026 at 7:19 PM
This is a wonderful simile.
my gender is not a simile
July 6, 2026 at 2:52 AM
my gender is not a simile