Donald talks like a simpleminded 9-year-old.
May 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Donald talks like a simpleminded 9-year-old.
"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do to stop my simpleminded nephew from destroying your country."
September 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do to stop my simpleminded nephew from destroying your country."
Donald has to be the most simpleminded person to ever get this famous.
May 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Donald has to be the most simpleminded person to ever get this famous.
Donald is such a simpleminded creature.
May 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Donald is such a simpleminded creature.
trump has a billion terrible qualities but his worst may be his simpleminded gullibility and the ease with which he can be manipulated
Trump: "Russia wants to see Ukraine succeed. It sounds a little strange but President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding, including supplying energy, electricity and other things at very low prices."
December 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
trump has a billion terrible qualities but his worst may be his simpleminded gullibility and the ease with which he can be manipulated
I just signed an executive order declaring Donald J. Trump a simpleminded bore, a menace to free speech and democracy, and The Worst—By Far—President in History.
September 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I just signed an executive order declaring Donald J. Trump a simpleminded bore, a menace to free speech and democracy, and The Worst—By Far—President in History.
It’s adorable that simpleminded Donald thinks there will be cargo ships using canals after his tariffs destroy global shipping.
April 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It’s adorable that simpleminded Donald thinks there will be cargo ships using canals after his tariffs destroy global shipping.
Donald is such an ignorant, simpleminded buffoon.
The Declaration of Independence was all about the *opposite* of unity.
The Declaration of Independence was all about the *opposite* of unity.
May 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Donald is such an ignorant, simpleminded buffoon.
The Declaration of Independence was all about the *opposite* of unity.
The Declaration of Independence was all about the *opposite* of unity.
Trump is such a simpleminded moron he thinks Lockheed Martin has invented a Harry Potter invisibility cloak for stealth aircraft.
May 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Trump is such a simpleminded moron he thinks Lockheed Martin has invented a Harry Potter invisibility cloak for stealth aircraft.
I have houseplants that have more self-awareness than that simpleminded dork.
March 30, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I have houseplants that have more self-awareness than that simpleminded dork.
This simpleminded clown has obviously been told that the "Golden Dome System," he already announced, can't happen without Canada's cooperation, a country that he has given thousands of reasons to loathe him. Donald is smart that way.
May 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This simpleminded clown has obviously been told that the "Golden Dome System," he already announced, can't happen without Canada's cooperation, a country that he has given thousands of reasons to loathe him. Donald is smart that way.
By disregarding his own intelligence advisors that Iran was *not* about to have nuclear weapons, Donald Trump has, without any justification whatsoever, provoked Iran to retaliate against American troops in the Middle East and American civilians at home. He is a irresponsible, simpleminded idiot.
June 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
By disregarding his own intelligence advisors that Iran was *not* about to have nuclear weapons, Donald Trump has, without any justification whatsoever, provoked Iran to retaliate against American troops in the Middle East and American civilians at home. He is a irresponsible, simpleminded idiot.
We don't have that simpleminded, vulgar clown Donald Trump—and that is *certainly* something good.
May 2, 2026 at 7:06 PM
We don't have that simpleminded, vulgar clown Donald Trump—and that is *certainly* something good.
"We have no money to help people here at home—we need all of it to kill people overseas" is what you hear when you elect a simpleminded sociopath to be your president.
Trump: "The US can't take of daycare. That has to be up to a state. We're fighting wars. Medicaid, Medicare -- they can do it on a state basis. We have to take care of one thing: military protection. But all these little scams that have taken place, you have to let states take care of them."
April 1, 2026 at 10:53 PM
"We have no money to help people here at home—we need all of it to kill people overseas" is what you hear when you elect a simpleminded sociopath to be your president.
It’s disconcerting to know you share a country with people stupid enough to believe these blatant lies from such a simpleminded buffoon.
April 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
It’s disconcerting to know you share a country with people stupid enough to believe these blatant lies from such a simpleminded buffoon.
The U.S. Mint had released a new $1 coin featuring the image of a simpleminded gargoyle.
With inadvertent candor-through-incompetency it also commemorates the end of LIBERTY in 2026. That will probably be true if we don’t take the midterms.
With inadvertent candor-through-incompetency it also commemorates the end of LIBERTY in 2026. That will probably be true if we don’t take the midterms.
September 2, 2026 at 6:43 PM
The U.S. Mint had released a new $1 coin featuring the image of a simpleminded gargoyle.
With inadvertent candor-through-incompetency it also commemorates the end of LIBERTY in 2026. That will probably be true if we don’t take the midterms.
With inadvertent candor-through-incompetency it also commemorates the end of LIBERTY in 2026. That will probably be true if we don’t take the midterms.
Our simpleminded Attorney General thought it a good idea to go on TV and expressly state that she is promoting "cruel and unusual punishment" (in violation of the 8th Amendment) and denial of due process (in violation of the 5th and 14th Amendments). Can't wait until transcripts appear in courts.
Pam Bondi: "We're gonna lock them up forever, and if not we're gonna send them back to El Salvador. And they need to be in a horrible prison where they're never gonna get out."
May 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Our simpleminded Attorney General thought it a good idea to go on TV and expressly state that she is promoting "cruel and unusual punishment" (in violation of the 8th Amendment) and denial of due process (in violation of the 5th and 14th Amendments). Can't wait until transcripts appear in courts.
This is the predictable consequence of having a needy, simpleminded president who spends most of the day watching TV in hopes of being unjustifiably flattered because those are the only people he will reward.
August 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This is the predictable consequence of having a needy, simpleminded president who spends most of the day watching TV in hopes of being unjustifiably flattered because those are the only people he will reward.
Chuck Grassley is a simpleminded hack, playing to an audience of one.
September 29, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Chuck Grassley is a simpleminded hack, playing to an audience of one.
This simpleminded buffoon is *obsessed* with wind turbines because he lost a lawsuit in Scotland that sought to have them removed from the sea near his tacky golf course. He had to pay almost $300,000 in court costs for his frivolous litigation.
thehill.com/regulation/c...
thehill.com/regulation/c...
thehill.com
July 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This simpleminded buffoon is *obsessed* with wind turbines because he lost a lawsuit in Scotland that sought to have them removed from the sea near his tacky golf course. He had to pay almost $300,000 in court costs for his frivolous litigation.
thehill.com/regulation/c...
thehill.com/regulation/c...
Someone just asked me, “Is Donald Trump so simpleminded that he thinks there is a water main to turn all of California’s water back on?”
And we both laughed, realizing that the imbecile probably does think that.
And we both laughed, realizing that the imbecile probably does think that.
January 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Someone just asked me, “Is Donald Trump so simpleminded that he thinks there is a water main to turn all of California’s water back on?”
And we both laughed, realizing that the imbecile probably does think that.
And we both laughed, realizing that the imbecile probably does think that.
Great? He's a simpleminded lowlife asshole.
March 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Great? He's a simpleminded lowlife asshole.
Iran has shifted to a wartime leadership with Revolutionary Guard and Supreme National Security Council taking all decisions on war, security and foreign affairs, Reuters reports.
Mojtaba Khamenei only has a symbolic role.
So well done with your simpleminded regime change strategy, Trumpseth.
Mojtaba Khamenei only has a symbolic role.
So well done with your simpleminded regime change strategy, Trumpseth.
April 29, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Iran has shifted to a wartime leadership with Revolutionary Guard and Supreme National Security Council taking all decisions on war, security and foreign affairs, Reuters reports.
Mojtaba Khamenei only has a symbolic role.
So well done with your simpleminded regime change strategy, Trumpseth.
Mojtaba Khamenei only has a symbolic role.
So well done with your simpleminded regime change strategy, Trumpseth.
American exceptionalism has made them laughably simpleminded
September 19, 2026 at 5:50 PM
American exceptionalism has made them laughably simpleminded
We are fortunate that our judges are taking the job of keeping the United States together, in the face of simpleminded billionaire brats intent on destroying it, far more seriously than either our legislators or media.
May 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
We are fortunate that our judges are taking the job of keeping the United States together, in the face of simpleminded billionaire brats intent on destroying it, far more seriously than either our legislators or media.