*jangly, upbeat banjo inflected Seinfeld bumper music*
Say there my good man, but what's the *DEAL* with evening plans? Why it's enough to give a fellow a bit of a discomfiture I dare say.
And furthermore, do we really need all 23 Skidoos? It seems to me as if we could be getting by with fewer!
Say there my good man, but what's the *DEAL* with evening plans? Why it's enough to give a fellow a bit of a discomfiture I dare say.
And furthermore, do we really need all 23 Skidoos? It seems to me as if we could be getting by with fewer!
November 7, 2026 at 4:06 PM
*jangly, upbeat banjo inflected Seinfeld bumper music*
Say there my good man, but what's the *DEAL* with evening plans? Why it's enough to give a fellow a bit of a discomfiture I dare say.
And furthermore, do we really need all 23 Skidoos? It seems to me as if we could be getting by with fewer!
Say there my good man, but what's the *DEAL* with evening plans? Why it's enough to give a fellow a bit of a discomfiture I dare say.
And furthermore, do we really need all 23 Skidoos? It seems to me as if we could be getting by with fewer!
Oh yeah. This time last year we had snow on the ground which didn't melt until March. Won't be long until the air is filled with the smell of woodsmoke and the sound of skidoos
November 1, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Oh yeah. This time last year we had snow on the ground which didn't melt until March. Won't be long until the air is filled with the smell of woodsmoke and the sound of skidoos
“I’d like to thank my two new skidoos for this amazing opportunity to buy my support of my moral opposite. My kids are gonna love these this coming summer.”
November 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
“I’d like to thank my two new skidoos for this amazing opportunity to buy my support of my moral opposite. My kids are gonna love these this coming summer.”
Kids these days with their wax cylinders and nickelodeons and their 23 skidoos
October 27, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Kids these days with their wax cylinders and nickelodeons and their 23 skidoos
~putting the vibes out into the universe that kiddos will realize that "blue skidoo" is so close to the word kiddo that naturally "skidoos" with blue puppy paws would be the next best thing~
October 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
~putting the vibes out into the universe that kiddos will realize that "blue skidoo" is so close to the word kiddo that naturally "skidoos" with blue puppy paws would be the next best thing~
That’s interesting. I‘m from PA and Maine and we called them snowmobiles. Aside from Skidoos, what else do you call them?
September 27, 2026 at 5:13 PM
That’s interesting. I‘m from PA and Maine and we called them snowmobiles. Aside from Skidoos, what else do you call them?
After that it was the A220. It’s officially an Airbus but it’s still a Bombardier at heart - hence the Bombardier Recreational Products logo (the same company also makes things like Skidoos and Seadoos)
September 25, 2026 at 7:00 AM
After that it was the A220. It’s officially an Airbus but it’s still a Bombardier at heart - hence the Bombardier Recreational Products logo (the same company also makes things like Skidoos and Seadoos)
This song...
Just one of the many reasons not to rely on streaming services. Akufen's "My Way" just doesn't exist (RIP Force Inc.). Sadly my CD copy has been on the wrong side of the Atlantic for the past 20 years.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4vM...
Just one of the many reasons not to rely on streaming services. Akufen's "My Way" just doesn't exist (RIP Force Inc.). Sadly my CD copy has been on the wrong side of the Atlantic for the past 20 years.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4vM...
Akufen - Skidoos
YouTube video by TJ1916
www.youtube.com
September 14, 2026 at 9:04 AM
This song...
Just one of the many reasons not to rely on streaming services. Akufen's "My Way" just doesn't exist (RIP Force Inc.). Sadly my CD copy has been on the wrong side of the Atlantic for the past 20 years.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4vM...
Just one of the many reasons not to rely on streaming services. Akufen's "My Way" just doesn't exist (RIP Force Inc.). Sadly my CD copy has been on the wrong side of the Atlantic for the past 20 years.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4vM...
Literally, people asked me if we got groceries with Skidoos.
We owned one car in the US and I was asked if it was a Canadian thing.
They were completely ignorant of our country.
They know nothing of other countries' politics. Just "Communism" - everything NOT the USA is communist.
We owned one car in the US and I was asked if it was a Canadian thing.
They were completely ignorant of our country.
They know nothing of other countries' politics. Just "Communism" - everything NOT the USA is communist.
September 11, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Literally, people asked me if we got groceries with Skidoos.
We owned one car in the US and I was asked if it was a Canadian thing.
They were completely ignorant of our country.
They know nothing of other countries' politics. Just "Communism" - everything NOT the USA is communist.
We owned one car in the US and I was asked if it was a Canadian thing.
They were completely ignorant of our country.
They know nothing of other countries' politics. Just "Communism" - everything NOT the USA is communist.
it really shouldn’t be surprising to ppl that rich folks own bigger cars and trucks (and ATVs and skidoos) and drive more and consume way more gas!
September 9, 2026 at 4:39 PM
it really shouldn’t be surprising to ppl that rich folks own bigger cars and trucks (and ATVs and skidoos) and drive more and consume way more gas!
Hmm, maybe this includes Skidoos?
September 9, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Hmm, maybe this includes Skidoos?
The millennial experience is being criticized for wasting money on stuff you don't need, so you learn to make do.
Then you grow up and get criticized for not being a consumer so the entire economy shifts to cater to older people who blow the family's money on skidoos, timeshares, and sports cars.
Then you grow up and get criticized for not being a consumer so the entire economy shifts to cater to older people who blow the family's money on skidoos, timeshares, and sports cars.
September 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
The millennial experience is being criticized for wasting money on stuff you don't need, so you learn to make do.
Then you grow up and get criticized for not being a consumer so the entire economy shifts to cater to older people who blow the family's money on skidoos, timeshares, and sports cars.
Then you grow up and get criticized for not being a consumer so the entire economy shifts to cater to older people who blow the family's money on skidoos, timeshares, and sports cars.
I heard Trump is now banning the sale for all of Canadian Bombardier products. No more seadoos, skidoos, subway trains, or airplanes like the water bomber or global express for the wealthy! Hahaha!!! Your wealthy are going to have a shitfit.
September 7, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I heard Trump is now banning the sale for all of Canadian Bombardier products. No more seadoos, skidoos, subway trains, or airplanes like the water bomber or global express for the wealthy! Hahaha!!! Your wealthy are going to have a shitfit.
One of my neighbors has a skidoo & right now the trailer it is on is kicking his ass. He's attempted like 4 or 5 times to back into the driveway while the usual traffic goes by.
Plus, his friend who has 2 skidoos is also having problems backing in.
I'm just waiting for 1 of them to hit a house.
Plus, his friend who has 2 skidoos is also having problems backing in.
I'm just waiting for 1 of them to hit a house.
August 30, 2026 at 11:27 PM
One of my neighbors has a skidoo & right now the trailer it is on is kicking his ass. He's attempted like 4 or 5 times to back into the driveway while the usual traffic goes by.
Plus, his friend who has 2 skidoos is also having problems backing in.
I'm just waiting for 1 of them to hit a house.
Plus, his friend who has 2 skidoos is also having problems backing in.
I'm just waiting for 1 of them to hit a house.
*Blue skidoos into the computer screen*
August 14, 2026 at 9:36 PM
*Blue skidoos into the computer screen*
Like look at all that beautiful colorful art and get increasingly grey and brown as you go in rhythmless fights where lobo skidoos and scats around in a role so excisable that it’s not wonder he was cut from the book
June 27, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Like look at all that beautiful colorful art and get increasingly grey and brown as you go in rhythmless fights where lobo skidoos and scats around in a role so excisable that it’s not wonder he was cut from the book
"C'est des milliards en salaire qui seront versés à des travailleurs qui tous les jours vont aller, vont pouvoir amener un travail décent, femmes et hommes confondus, vont pouvoir aller au restaurant, vont pouvoir aller au cinéma, vont pouvoir aller s'acheter un quatre-roues, un skidoo"
Jean-François Simard, à propos du 3e lien et des skidoos
> Et vous évoquiez donc des sommes associées à la réalisation du troisième lien. Savez-vous que ces milliards dont vous parlez, c'est des milliards en salaire qui seront versés à des travailleurs qui tous les jours vont aller, vont se lever, vont avoir de quoi à faire, vont pouvoir amener un travail décent, femmes et hommes confondus, vont pouvoir aller au restaurant, vont pouvoir aller au cinéma, vont pouvoir aller s'acheter un quatre-roues, un skidoo, même si vous n'aimez pas ça. Ça va enrichir la collectivité de Québec et moi j'ai l'assurance morale que le troisième lien sera le grand chantier, le plus important chantier économique de la région de Québec dans la prochaine décennie.
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May 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
"C'est des milliards en salaire qui seront versés à des travailleurs qui tous les jours vont aller, vont pouvoir amener un travail décent, femmes et hommes confondus, vont pouvoir aller au restaurant, vont pouvoir aller au cinéma, vont pouvoir aller s'acheter un quatre-roues, un skidoo"
even Theadore Francis Green Airport was closed
all public transit stopped; Amtrak never did
so, feet, cross country skis, and only a few visiting Skidoos broke blessed silence
except for the gradual accumulation of dog pee along our paths, with no vehicle pollution, the snow remained pure white
all public transit stopped; Amtrak never did
so, feet, cross country skis, and only a few visiting Skidoos broke blessed silence
except for the gradual accumulation of dog pee along our paths, with no vehicle pollution, the snow remained pure white
February 24, 2026 at 1:20 PM
even Theadore Francis Green Airport was closed
all public transit stopped; Amtrak never did
so, feet, cross country skis, and only a few visiting Skidoos broke blessed silence
except for the gradual accumulation of dog pee along our paths, with no vehicle pollution, the snow remained pure white
all public transit stopped; Amtrak never did
so, feet, cross country skis, and only a few visiting Skidoos broke blessed silence
except for the gradual accumulation of dog pee along our paths, with no vehicle pollution, the snow remained pure white
The trailer was so good. I just kept going "wait what!?" throughout it. The Cow from MooMoo Meadows as a playable driver? Grinding? Skidoos? WaveRace style waves!?
April 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The trailer was so good. I just kept going "wait what!?" throughout it. The Cow from MooMoo Meadows as a playable driver? Grinding? Skidoos? WaveRace style waves!?
youtu.be/Pi0jwqxUy1o?...
Bessant is BAD
with money.
Trump is a fratboy who insists on snowboarding
in an avalanche zone,
shouting
"I'm The Grommet"
while his drunk nepo-bros
rev the Skidoos.
Who'll rescue iDJiT
when he ragdolls?
Capital flight ain't the fun trick Scott told you it is bruh.
Bessant is BAD
with money.
Trump is a fratboy who insists on snowboarding
in an avalanche zone,
shouting
"I'm The Grommet"
while his drunk nepo-bros
rev the Skidoos.
Who'll rescue iDJiT
when he ragdolls?
Capital flight ain't the fun trick Scott told you it is bruh.
Europe Dumps $9B in Treasuries, Demands Gold Back - Trump's Threats BACKFIRE
YouTube video by House of El
youtu.be
January 24, 2026 at 9:51 PM
youtu.be/Pi0jwqxUy1o?...
Bessant is BAD
with money.
Trump is a fratboy who insists on snowboarding
in an avalanche zone,
shouting
"I'm The Grommet"
while his drunk nepo-bros
rev the Skidoos.
Who'll rescue iDJiT
when he ragdolls?
Capital flight ain't the fun trick Scott told you it is bruh.
Bessant is BAD
with money.
Trump is a fratboy who insists on snowboarding
in an avalanche zone,
shouting
"I'm The Grommet"
while his drunk nepo-bros
rev the Skidoos.
Who'll rescue iDJiT
when he ragdolls?
Capital flight ain't the fun trick Scott told you it is bruh.
-Skidoos here- Hey, I made into Bluesky! This place is cool!
October 20, 2023 at 2:22 AM
-Skidoos here- Hey, I made into Bluesky! This place is cool!
Houston is the city of Dis displaced from hell. 80 square miles of lifeless concrete built two inches below the water table in a primjveal Jurassic swamp that is routinely innundated by the storm that made Noah famous. The only city in America where people commute on skidoos.
January 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Houston is the city of Dis displaced from hell. 80 square miles of lifeless concrete built two inches below the water table in a primjveal Jurassic swamp that is routinely innundated by the storm that made Noah famous. The only city in America where people commute on skidoos.