Venmo me you skint bstard
June 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Venmo me you skint bstard
Skint nose....stoopid dug...
November 26, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Skint nose....stoopid dug...
Farage doesn't know the meaning of skint. Skint is living on fumes until payday. Skint is not opening a bill because you know you can't pay it. Skint is not being able to pay for the kids school trip. Skint is the boiler breaking down, and bathing in cold water cos you can't afford a plumber ...
July 2, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Farage doesn't know the meaning of skint. Skint is living on fumes until payday. Skint is not opening a bill because you know you can't pay it. Skint is not being able to pay for the kids school trip. Skint is the boiler breaking down, and bathing in cold water cos you can't afford a plumber ...
A Times investigation reveals Farage and his partner own *at least* five homes across Surrey, Kent and Essex, all but one bought with cash since 2000.
In 2017 he said he was “skint”.
In 2017 he said he was “skint”.
Nigel Farage’s £4m property portfolio — and the transparency question
From ‘skint’ in 2017, the Reform UK leader now owns five mortgage-free homes with his partner Laure Ferrari. Only two have been declared to parliament
www.thetimes.com
July 1, 2026 at 7:13 PM
A Times investigation reveals Farage and his partner own *at least* five homes across Surrey, Kent and Essex, all but one bought with cash since 2000.
In 2017 he said he was “skint”.
In 2017 he said he was “skint”.
Fine you skint bastards just send me 250 million
August 25, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Fine you skint bastards just send me 250 million
I’ll take “Why is Britain skint and public services crumbling” for 10 points.
Now imagine how many people just like him (and worse) are out there. It’s not poor people screwing the country…
Now imagine how many people just like him (and worse) are out there. It’s not poor people screwing the country…
May 15, 2026 at 8:23 AM
I’ll take “Why is Britain skint and public services crumbling” for 10 points.
Now imagine how many people just like him (and worse) are out there. It’s not poor people screwing the country…
Now imagine how many people just like him (and worse) are out there. It’s not poor people screwing the country…
We’re all skint now.
HTH.
HTH.
The British food scene was booming. Why has it suddenly gone bust?
The British food scene was booming. Why has it suddenly gone bust?
Once mocked internationally, the UK became a gastronomic hotspot in recent decades – London was hailed as the foodie capital of the world. Now many Michelin-starred restaurants have closed and the rot is spreading
www.theguardian.com
June 9, 2026 at 10:04 AM
We’re all skint now.
HTH.
HTH.
Kids are on their phones too much. I don't know why they don't use the many youth clubs, public swimming pools, community clubs or sports facilities successive governments and skint local authorities have underfunded, closed or sold to property developers.
June 9, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Kids are on their phones too much. I don't know why they don't use the many youth clubs, public swimming pools, community clubs or sports facilities successive governments and skint local authorities have underfunded, closed or sold to property developers.
RUPERT SKINT monetarily and morally lmao
Rupert Grint, who starred as Ron Weasley in all eight “Harry Potter” films, will play the same role on Broadway, starting early next year.
Rupert Grint Will Join ‘Harry Potter’ Again, This Time on Broadway
The British actor, who played Ron Weasley in all eight films, will play the same character, this time as an adult, in “Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.”
nyti.ms
August 26, 2026 at 10:01 PM
RUPERT SKINT monetarily and morally lmao
Here's something to amuse legal Bluesky. I can only assume GBnews are too skint to afford lawyers.
August 19, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Here's something to amuse legal Bluesky. I can only assume GBnews are too skint to afford lawyers.
Sluggo is skint
June 4, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Sluggo is skint
token meters, just part of the true survival horror of being skint
September 23, 2026 at 11:20 AM
token meters, just part of the true survival horror of being skint
He may be a millionaire but he goes home to Oakshot...
Id rather be skint
Id rather be skint
September 28, 2026 at 6:44 PM
He may be a millionaire but he goes home to Oakshot...
Id rather be skint
Id rather be skint
If you add Sting's bank balance to mine, I'm not skint any more.
Heidi Alexander: if you add the Greens vote to Labours vote, we won.
February 27, 2026 at 12:00 PM
If you add Sting's bank balance to mine, I'm not skint any more.
She died skint and hated with a gay granddaughter who couldn't stand her. Awwwww x
October 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
She died skint and hated with a gay granddaughter who couldn't stand her. Awwwww x
I'm pleased to report that I'm no longer skint and managed to find £215,000 to invest in crypto and have a £885,000 house that my girlfriend (wink wink) bought for cash. All through sheer hard work.
May 4, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I'm pleased to report that I'm no longer skint and managed to find £215,000 to invest in crypto and have a £885,000 house that my girlfriend (wink wink) bought for cash. All through sheer hard work.
Skint [skint]
(adj.)
- Having no money; broke as a joke.
Use:
“Begging your pardon, good sir, you present as a gentleman of most commendable pecuniary abundance, whilst I am, alas, thoroughly skint; might you, perchance, command a superfluity of specie to begrace upon a most necessitous soul?”
(adj.)
- Having no money; broke as a joke.
Use:
“Begging your pardon, good sir, you present as a gentleman of most commendable pecuniary abundance, whilst I am, alas, thoroughly skint; might you, perchance, command a superfluity of specie to begrace upon a most necessitous soul?”
![A “Grandiloquent Word of the Day” meme. The word “Skint” appears with pronunciation “[skint]” and the definition “(adj.) Having no money; broke as a joke.” Beneath the definition is a humorous, overly formal example sentence beginning “Begging your pardon, good sir…” asking for money in elaborate language.
At right, a detailed 19th-century engraving shows a ragged, barefoot man seated on the ground, leaning back on one arm while gesturing with the other hand as if pleading. He wears worn, loose clothing and has an imploring expression, reinforcing the idea of poverty.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uzkqphsznycugmyz7hqvna3f/bafkreigjj43u3mevf4xqedpqzkbqqzklrysiimllpqvwmdeveaiowovocq)
May 5, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Skint [skint]
(adj.)
- Having no money; broke as a joke.
Use:
“Begging your pardon, good sir, you present as a gentleman of most commendable pecuniary abundance, whilst I am, alas, thoroughly skint; might you, perchance, command a superfluity of specie to begrace upon a most necessitous soul?”
(adj.)
- Having no money; broke as a joke.
Use:
“Begging your pardon, good sir, you present as a gentleman of most commendable pecuniary abundance, whilst I am, alas, thoroughly skint; might you, perchance, command a superfluity of specie to begrace upon a most necessitous soul?”
Omg omg omg yessssssssdsdd111
What a time to be skint 😱😱😱
What a time to be skint 😱😱😱
October 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Omg omg omg yessssssssdsdd111
What a time to be skint 😱😱😱
What a time to be skint 😱😱😱
Skint Somerset has been slapped with a one-star rating for its financial management.
🧵1/3
🧵1/3
June 12, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Skint Somerset has been slapped with a one-star rating for its financial management.
🧵1/3
🧵1/3
Uncle Vlad’s a bit skint at the moment.
June 19, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Uncle Vlad’s a bit skint at the moment.
Everyone is skint
‘Nobody’s going out!’ Why is Britain’s nightlife in such decline – and can anything save it?
‘Nobody’s going out!’ Why is Britain’s nightlife in such decline – and can anything save it?
One in four late-night venues went out of business between 2020 and 2025. Those that remain are struggling to pull in customers. Maybe a night out in Birminghan will reveal why
www.theguardian.com
May 5, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Everyone is skint