Texas skipped purple and went right to blue.
November 4, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Texas skipped purple and went right to blue.
They skipped right past dummeleon
when you evolve Dummymander into its highest level it becomes Dummizard
November 4, 2026 at 4:10 AM
They skipped right past dummeleon
I hope you kept your kids safe and skipped these deplorable places.
November 1, 2026 at 5:11 AM
I hope you kept your kids safe and skipped these deplorable places.
I skipped to the office today. SKIPPED!
November 4, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I skipped to the office today. SKIPPED!
I appreciate that they’ve skipped right over “are we the baddies” and gone right to “we’re the baddies!”
Why would George Lucas do this to George Lucas?
November 1, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I appreciate that they’ve skipped right over “are we the baddies” and gone right to “we’re the baddies!”
Yup, he's counting on being skipped in the investigations.
November 4, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Yup, he's counting on being skipped in the investigations.
Yeah, the whininess skipped a generation.
November 3, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Yeah, the whininess skipped a generation.
i skipped the gym, took a nap, and ordered pizza and now i feel like a million bucks
November 5, 2026 at 12:21 AM
i skipped the gym, took a nap, and ordered pizza and now i feel like a million bucks
Central Virginia is just darn beautiful right now.
Skipped the interstate this morning just for glimpses like this.
Skipped the interstate this morning just for glimpses like this.
November 1, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Central Virginia is just darn beautiful right now.
Skipped the interstate this morning just for glimpses like this.
Skipped the interstate this morning just for glimpses like this.
we just skipped from woke 2 to woke 2026
first black woman governor, a latina governor, a native american woman senator, an openly gay senator…woke is back folks
November 4, 2026 at 5:31 AM
we just skipped from woke 2 to woke 2026
How would he know? He skipped his chance to go there.
November 2, 2026 at 2:44 AM
How would he know? He skipped his chance to go there.
The way my heart just skipped a little beat...
November 4, 2026 at 1:18 PM
The way my heart just skipped a little beat...
If you don't vote today you're getting skipped in the blunt rotation
November 3, 2026 at 3:52 PM
If you don't vote today you're getting skipped in the blunt rotation
Rodger skipped the Indica gummies that will keep you from descending into gibbering madness.
Remember, your job is NOT over once you leave the voting booth!
Here’s what to do next after you place your vote:
—go home
—sit on your couch
—take out your phone
—open Bluesky dot Com
—scroll until something good happens
Here’s what to do next after you place your vote:
—go home
—sit on your couch
—take out your phone
—open Bluesky dot Com
—scroll until something good happens
November 3, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Rodger skipped the Indica gummies that will keep you from descending into gibbering madness.
Texas straight up skipped the fuck out of purple & went Blue...I'm damn proud of my State tonight
November 4, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Texas straight up skipped the fuck out of purple & went Blue...I'm damn proud of my State tonight
November 5, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Dutch news explicitly skipped this one in the Impressive Firsts tally lmao
Jaelynn Scott wins her district in Washington State!
She is the first out trans black woman to serve in a state leigslature!
She wins with 87% of the vote!
She is the first out trans black woman to serve in a state leigslature!
She wins with 87% of the vote!
November 4, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Dutch news explicitly skipped this one in the Impressive Firsts tally lmao
Yeah, but they probably skipped over Thanksgiving inflatables. 😁
November 4, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Yeah, but they probably skipped over Thanksgiving inflatables. 😁
When we heard that 11.2 million registered environmental voters skipped the last election, we were shocked.
October 30, 2026 at 10:20 PM
When we heard that 11.2 million registered environmental voters skipped the last election, we were shocked.
But Texas seems to have skipped "a little at a time"!
November 4, 2026 at 6:14 PM
But Texas seems to have skipped "a little at a time"!
What if I skipped yoga and drank wine instead? I’m not gonna….but I wanna
November 4, 2026 at 12:17 AM
What if I skipped yoga and drank wine instead? I’m not gonna….but I wanna
seems he skipped a few steps in the reverse ITYSL sketch
November 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
seems he skipped a few steps in the reverse ITYSL sketch
Can't tell if you deliberately skipped Oblivion or not
Funny either way
Funny either way
November 3, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Can't tell if you deliberately skipped Oblivion or not
Funny either way
Funny either way
Except the scroll [I forgot what scroll meant] was shit, the doctor/plastic surgeon skipped town and-"
November 4, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Except the scroll [I forgot what scroll meant] was shit, the doctor/plastic surgeon skipped town and-"