#skrumpy
Skrumpy
April 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Ahoy (yet again) Bluesky.

I’m an actual real life comic book colorist.
Batman? Saga? Yep, I’ve read those too but also coloured books right next to them on the shelves.

Previous achievements: modest twitter following, millions of followers on the now defunct app, Skrumpy.

Blur, not Oasis.
November 9, 2024 at 11:17 PM
WAAAAAA MORE MEEPA!!!!!!!! the skrumpy! the kitty!!!!!!! ty!!!
December 9, 2024 at 10:44 AM
Art fight skrumpy @garrot.bsky.social
July 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
we lovev da skrumpy
February 28, 2026 at 4:25 AM
February 11, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Skrumpy
January 25, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Shrump skrumpy
August 20, 2024 at 11:24 PM
this is very skrumpy and satisfying to look at
January 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
There was an app named Skype. Skype made an Oopsie. We move to Discord.

Discord is an app. They made an Oopsie. We moved to Skoopsy.

Skoopsy is an app. They made an oopsie. We move to Bloopy.

Bloopy is an app. They made an Oopsie. We move to Skrumpy.

Skrumpy is an app. They made an--.
February 9, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Skrumpy
November 24, 2024 at 8:01 AM
Someone put a "mad cheap skrumpy) sticker on my car, frankly I was thrilled.

There's a whole panel that's just covered in stickers, so I just think they went with the flow.
April 3, 2026 at 7:43 PM
August 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Skrumpy gets up A LOT so tbh I’m not surprised (albeit I wouldn’t personally condone slapping on someone’s car. I’d def put one under the windshield wiper for them to add it themselves tho lol)
April 3, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Skrumpy!
February 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
the Supreme Court upheld that the president alone can decide the meaning of the word insurrection. Ut-oh, skrumpy ain't very good with words. He just discovered the words "grocery" and "reciprocal"
wagingnonviolence.org/2025/04/what...
What to do if the Insurrection Act is invoked
With the Insurrection Act looming, now is the time to learn how it might unfold and the strategic ways to respond.
wagingnonviolence.org
April 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Maybe I'm missing something, but where's the resistance against skrumpy and his minions? There seemed to be more resistance in his first term than in this one and this one is much worse. why? And how do we resist especially we have no means of defeating them.
March 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
That's good skrumpy
a person holding a sign that says resupply in front of a supply cabinet
ALT: a person holding a sign that says resupply in front of a supply cabinet
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2025 at 5:04 AM
None of you have considered the horrifying truth that now one of us might end up with Skrumpty as our MT in ANY situation because Skrumpy ONLY Main Tanks. We don't know where he is. We don't know who he is any more. But he's out there. And now they gave him the ability to torture us all in PF.
April 25, 2026 at 10:48 AM
NOT HIS SKRUMPY
April 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM