X: It’s all over. My Malfoid/Dark Anakin rationalist slashfic could not save our country. I lost $500mm of my investors’ money on a Darline Graham Kalshi bet and am now seeking asylum in an a16z-backed network state operating out of a disused salt mine in Transnistria.
Bluesky: Splish splosh BITCH
Bluesky: Splish splosh BITCH
To be fair these political texts allegedly from a daughter to her MAGA mom are indeed quite funny
November 5, 2026 at 2:31 PM
X: It’s all over. My Malfoid/Dark Anakin rationalist slashfic could not save our country. I lost $500mm of my investors’ money on a Darline Graham Kalshi bet and am now seeking asylum in an a16z-backed network state operating out of a disused salt mine in Transnistria.
Bluesky: Splish splosh BITCH
Bluesky: Splish splosh BITCH
Which means that it's morally acceptable to write Goofus/Gallant slashfic
November 5, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Which means that it's morally acceptable to write Goofus/Gallant slashfic
The low turnout numbers thus far tell a clear story, which is that you need to start posting the gender-swapped Draco Malfoy slashfic memes in early September if you want them to have an appreciable impact on the final outcome.
November 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
The low turnout numbers thus far tell a clear story, which is that you need to start posting the gender-swapped Draco Malfoy slashfic memes in early September if you want them to have an appreciable impact on the final outcome.
![AlphaChad William T. Reicher
@AlphaChadRiker
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Oct 31
THE CHUDS OWN THE CULTURE NOW
#anakin #malfoid #starwars #harrypotter
[this post is accompanied by an AI generated picture of Anakin Skywalked embracing "Malfoid", the gender swapped Draco Malfoy.]
LordAratonar ☦︎ Malleus Sionistarum
@LordAratonar
Gross.
Malfoid belongs with Potter.
Anakin belongs with Padme.
Don't blur the lines in fandoms like that.
That's what troons do.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:aesxmgqau5bmwvfmtd3wsex2/bafkreie2srqwmicaefnk4uycrkoocphcy4vibpftb2zctdabpifb7ck7cy)
November 5, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Not a lot of money in age of sail slashfic (I presume)
November 7, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Not a lot of money in age of sail slashfic (I presume)
WORST SLASHFIC EVER
November 7, 2026 at 3:49 AM
WORST SLASHFIC EVER
Yes, that was us. Too much Zeus x Kronus slashfic, had to be done
November 6, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Yes, that was us. Too much Zeus x Kronus slashfic, had to be done
it's actually very funny to me that they've discovered fanfic, shipping, slashfic, etc. from first principles and they're acting like they invented the stuff because all the fun people already left X
November 2, 2026 at 7:31 PM
it's actually very funny to me that they've discovered fanfic, shipping, slashfic, etc. from first principles and they're acting like they invented the stuff because all the fun people already left X
ao3 went down and now all the right wing losers are posting their slashfic on main 😔
November 3, 2026 at 9:28 PM
ao3 went down and now all the right wing losers are posting their slashfic on main 😔
you're too busy concerning yourself with canon to enjoy actual indie, punk writings of AO3 slashfic
You have destroyed the desire for authentic art and meaningful expression in the pursuit corporate-approved pseudoculture
You have destroyed the desire for authentic art and meaningful expression in the pursuit corporate-approved pseudoculture
November 8, 2026 at 3:34 AM
you're too busy concerning yourself with canon to enjoy actual indie, punk writings of AO3 slashfic
You have destroyed the desire for authentic art and meaningful expression in the pursuit corporate-approved pseudoculture
You have destroyed the desire for authentic art and meaningful expression in the pursuit corporate-approved pseudoculture
Slashfic that would make Satan gag.
November 3, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Slashfic that would make Satan gag.
so imagine the edsbs wiki but it's all slashfic about Spencer and cheese
November 3, 2026 at 3:45 PM
so imagine the edsbs wiki but it's all slashfic about Spencer and cheese
i read too fast and i thought you were positing rob as villain across from josh oconner as bond (due to the kind eyes) and i instantly saw the slashfic vision of this. however, now i'm thinking rob being a freak makes him a good bond, and oconner's kind eyes would make him an excellent bond villain
November 8, 2026 at 6:45 AM
i read too fast and i thought you were positing rob as villain across from josh oconner as bond (due to the kind eyes) and i instantly saw the slashfic vision of this. however, now i'm thinking rob being a freak makes him a good bond, and oconner's kind eyes would make him an excellent bond villain
Tbf slashfic is MLM, whereas this would be genderbent or MTF Drarry.
November 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Tbf slashfic is MLM, whereas this would be genderbent or MTF Drarry.
Oh you probably missed when they started writing slashfic about how based Anakin Skywalker and Malfoid would hook up. And thought that they were on a winning ticket at the polls with that meme magic.
November 5, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Oh you probably missed when they started writing slashfic about how based Anakin Skywalker and Malfoid would hook up. And thought that they were on a winning ticket at the polls with that meme magic.
i don't have a fake website but i do have a literotica account and i'm willing to write corporate slashfic for a practical pittance
November 4, 2026 at 6:59 PM
i don't have a fake website but i do have a literotica account and i'm willing to write corporate slashfic for a practical pittance
Do you want to be on the normie site where people post about football and libraries and bake sales, or the degenerate weirdo site full of Nazi Harry Potter slashfic?
Bluesky dot com: Get out of your bubble and come hang out on the Real Life website. We got sports, regular people, and accurate predictions about American elections.
November 4, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Do you want to be on the normie site where people post about football and libraries and bake sales, or the degenerate weirdo site full of Nazi Harry Potter slashfic?
"Did you ever hear the slashfic of Darth Sipidex Kikano the Funny?
I thought not. It's not a story the New Mandalorians would tell you."
— Darth Plutate
I thought not. It's not a story the New Mandalorians would tell you."
— Darth Plutate
November 8, 2026 at 9:10 AM
"Did you ever hear the slashfic of Darth Sipidex Kikano the Funny?
I thought not. It's not a story the New Mandalorians would tell you."
— Darth Plutate
I thought not. It's not a story the New Mandalorians would tell you."
— Darth Plutate
@griph.bsky.social i see you repost this guy a lot and i know two people can have the same name but does this mean the author of "The Best Space Move" and "COACH SAYS I GOTTA EAT 6 LBS OF CHICKEN WINGS WHILE READIN SLASHFIC" is now NH state rep for Hillsborough 22
thank you to everyone for their support. i was out there from 6am to 7pm, and am now enjoying a nice beer at home. and win or lose, isn't that what it's really all about? isn't that more important than "results" or "numbers"? but also i won
November 4, 2026 at 8:56 AM
@griph.bsky.social i see you repost this guy a lot and i know two people can have the same name but does this mean the author of "The Best Space Move" and "COACH SAYS I GOTTA EAT 6 LBS OF CHICKEN WINGS WHILE READIN SLASHFIC" is now NH state rep for Hillsborough 22
Congratulations, if you've got nothing else, you've at least got canonical in-universe RPF slashfic which opens the door to so much more.
November 2, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Congratulations, if you've got nothing else, you've at least got canonical in-universe RPF slashfic which opens the door to so much more.
incel genderbent Draco Malfoy
(Malfoid = Malfoy + female humanoid)
the altright seems to have an obsession with genderbent Draco x Harry underage slashfic
(Malfoid = Malfoy + female humanoid)
the altright seems to have an obsession with genderbent Draco x Harry underage slashfic
November 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
incel genderbent Draco Malfoy
(Malfoid = Malfoy + female humanoid)
the altright seems to have an obsession with genderbent Draco x Harry underage slashfic
(Malfoid = Malfoy + female humanoid)
the altright seems to have an obsession with genderbent Draco x Harry underage slashfic
tbh Musk and the other moldbug dorks would prob rather meme Trump into a "God Emperor of Dune" arc but their base doesn't read books so they gotta go back to the classics (Harry Potter x Star Wars slashfic)
November 3, 2026 at 1:55 PM
tbh Musk and the other moldbug dorks would prob rather meme Trump into a "God Emperor of Dune" arc but their base doesn't read books so they gotta go back to the classics (Harry Potter x Star Wars slashfic)
Person who can only get off when sent a cease and desist discovering Games Workshop and posting skaven slashfic as the means to the end
November 8, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Person who can only get off when sent a cease and desist discovering Games Workshop and posting skaven slashfic as the means to the end
Say what you will about Stephanie Meyer, but at least she reworked her Twilight Slashfic enough that it could stand on its own.
November 2, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Say what you will about Stephanie Meyer, but at least she reworked her Twilight Slashfic enough that it could stand on its own.