Well, The Slutcracker is a thing.
October 21, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Well, The Slutcracker is a thing.
This year's Slutcracker show schedule dropped and oh ho ho we've got two-a-days again this year
October 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
This year's Slutcracker show schedule dropped and oh ho ho we've got two-a-days again this year
Wait till they find out about the Slutcracker that’s been running annually in the Boston area for decades.
November 17, 2023 at 8:08 PM
Wait till they find out about the Slutcracker that’s been running annually in the Boston area for decades.
Getting ready to watch The Slutcracker!
January 9, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Getting ready to watch The Slutcracker!
Clinging to the last piece of holiday cheer by seeing The Slutcracker
January 4, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Clinging to the last piece of holiday cheer by seeing The Slutcracker
Slutcracker doing the lord’s work
January 2, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Slutcracker doing the lord’s work
The Boston Herald calls the Slutcracker a show that “ruins the message of Christmas” www.somervilletheatre.com/production/t...
The Slutcracker - Somerville Theatre
The Slutcracker is back for its Seventeenth Season! Hailed by critics as both “the perfect legacy for Tchaikovsky” (The Boston Herald) and a show that “ruins the message of Christmas” (The Boston Hera...
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November 28, 2024 at 12:37 AM
The Boston Herald calls the Slutcracker a show that “ruins the message of Christmas” www.somervilletheatre.com/production/t...
Overheard tonight coming out of my yearly pilgrimage to The Slutcracker:
Petite straight-looking blonde white girl #1: You said Jeannie saw it?
PSLBWG #2: Yeah.
PSLBWG #3: And she *liked* it?
PSLBWG #2: Of course she did, she’s a freak!
Yay freaks!
#slutcracker #titstheseason
Petite straight-looking blonde white girl #1: You said Jeannie saw it?
PSLBWG #2: Yeah.
PSLBWG #3: And she *liked* it?
PSLBWG #2: Of course she did, she’s a freak!
Yay freaks!
#slutcracker #titstheseason
January 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Overheard tonight coming out of my yearly pilgrimage to The Slutcracker:
Petite straight-looking blonde white girl #1: You said Jeannie saw it?
PSLBWG #2: Yeah.
PSLBWG #3: And she *liked* it?
PSLBWG #2: Of course she did, she’s a freak!
Yay freaks!
#slutcracker #titstheseason
Petite straight-looking blonde white girl #1: You said Jeannie saw it?
PSLBWG #2: Yeah.
PSLBWG #3: And she *liked* it?
PSLBWG #2: Of course she did, she’s a freak!
Yay freaks!
#slutcracker #titstheseason
Im assuming the Slutcracker is to blame
December 29, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Im assuming the Slutcracker is to blame
A christmas drag show with the theme of "the slutcracker"
November 13, 2024 at 11:27 PM
A christmas drag show with the theme of "the slutcracker"
With the modern trend of people treating Christmas Day as the end of Christmas rather than the beginning of the Christmas Season, I'm impressed that the one production sticking with religious tradition and continuing shows through this weekend is "The Slutcracker."
January 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
With the modern trend of people treating Christmas Day as the end of Christmas rather than the beginning of the Christmas Season, I'm impressed that the one production sticking with religious tradition and continuing shows through this weekend is "The Slutcracker."
There was a lovely VA collective who released one last year called the Slutcracker. That was pretty inspired too. 😂
July 7, 2026 at 8:16 PM
There was a lovely VA collective who released one last year called the Slutcracker. That was pretty inspired too. 😂
it's a burlesque-ish take on the Nutcracker! and the rest was a very fun time and everyone was very good! more on their (NSFW) website: theslutcracker.com
The Slutcracker
theslutcracker.com
January 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
it's a burlesque-ish take on the Nutcracker! and the rest was a very fun time and everyone was very good! more on their (NSFW) website: theslutcracker.com
at the Slutcracker for NYE and we have the same excellent dancer as Fritz as last year, HUZZAH
December 31, 2024 at 11:56 PM
at the Slutcracker for NYE and we have the same excellent dancer as Fritz as last year, HUZZAH
Slutcracker starts at 6 on NYE so they can do later night stuff at the Crystal Ballroom, I believe 😩
December 25, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Slutcracker starts at 6 on NYE so they can do later night stuff at the Crystal Ballroom, I believe 😩
grace I am SO sad I already have Slutcracker tickets and cannot go with you
December 25, 2024 at 8:50 PM
grace I am SO sad I already have Slutcracker tickets and cannot go with you
taking that as a no for slutcracker, then
November 19, 2024 at 10:04 PM
taking that as a no for slutcracker, then
of course the balcony broke into a full sing-along to Like A Prayer in the preshow playlist for The Slutcracker
December 31, 2023 at 1:11 AM
of course the balcony broke into a full sing-along to Like A Prayer in the preshow playlist for The Slutcracker
Hey any locals or people planning to be in Boston in December what to go to Slutcracker with me?
October 21, 2023 at 11:25 PM
Hey any locals or people planning to be in Boston in December what to go to Slutcracker with me?
As a bonus, I got to channel my inner Gene Shalit for the lede:
December 19, 2024 at 3:46 PM
As a bonus, I got to channel my inner Gene Shalit for the lede:
it's like 4pm!! is that earlier than slutcracker?
December 25, 2024 at 8:54 PM
it's like 4pm!! is that earlier than slutcracker?
Yay Slutcracker! I know people that have done that show.
December 24, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Yay Slutcracker! I know people that have done that show.
Nosferatu Babygirl: The Slutcracker
December 30, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Nosferatu Babygirl: The Slutcracker
I have been asked to further clarify that, yes, locally Tchaikovsky’s Memorable Score is just referred to as The Slutcracker, but that is a regionalism and not well-known elsewhere.
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I have been asked to further clarify that, yes, locally Tchaikovsky’s Memorable Score is just referred to as The Slutcracker, but that is a regionalism and not well-known elsewhere.