Smacking my ass wishing it wasnt my own hand 😮💨🫣
November 8, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Smacking my ass wishing it wasnt my own hand 😮💨🫣
When did you know?
November 9, 2026 at 3:08 PM
When did you know?
The wet wet mouth smacking will have no vocal fry at all, we promise.
November 8, 2026 at 2:30 AM
The wet wet mouth smacking will have no vocal fry at all, we promise.
I'm smacking their tin cup out of their hands and kicking all the coins down the gutter
November 8, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I'm smacking their tin cup out of their hands and kicking all the coins down the gutter
I’ve legit done the smacking my head on the filing cabinet once multiple times. :D
“Office Safety”
If you don’t squeal with laughter five seconds into this you may be clinically dead.
If you don’t squeal with laughter five seconds into this you may be clinically dead.
November 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I’ve legit done the smacking my head on the filing cabinet once multiple times. :D
ohhh so that’s why people keep smacking the fuck out of my forehead
November 11, 2026 at 7:02 AM
ohhh so that’s why people keep smacking the fuck out of my forehead
This explains the smacking of the chops. It's obvious!
November 10, 2026 at 3:21 PM
This explains the smacking of the chops. It's obvious!
November 9, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Donald Trump now claims that he was “kidding” about appointing Dana White as Press Secretary.
So Dana Wife Smacking White turned him down after all?
🤣
So Dana Wife Smacking White turned him down after all?
🤣
November 9, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Donald Trump now claims that he was “kidding” about appointing Dana White as Press Secretary.
So Dana Wife Smacking White turned him down after all?
🤣
So Dana Wife Smacking White turned him down after all?
🤣
Today’s #BirdOfTheDay theme is #ButtShots - any bird showing off its rear end 🪶
The most “kiss my ass” photo I’ve ever taken
#ECK #BlueSkyMonday
The most “kiss my ass” photo I’ve ever taken
#ECK #BlueSkyMonday
November 9, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Today’s #BirdOfTheDay theme is #ButtShots - any bird showing off its rear end 🪶
The most “kiss my ass” photo I’ve ever taken
#ECK #BlueSkyMonday
The most “kiss my ass” photo I’ve ever taken
#ECK #BlueSkyMonday
My husband put a popcorn butt mask on me yesterday😂😂 I have photos🤭
My booty is so smooth🥴
My booty is so smooth🥴
Smacking Butt
ALT: Smacking Butt
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November 8, 2026 at 4:42 PM
My husband put a popcorn butt mask on me yesterday😂😂 I have photos🤭
My booty is so smooth🥴
My booty is so smooth🥴
Giving you etiquette lessons while smacking you with a riding crop and taunting you with my bulge and cleavage.
November 10, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Giving you etiquette lessons while smacking you with a riding crop and taunting you with my bulge and cleavage.
We’ve heard of candidates kissing babies, but what if Jon Ossoff sent a powerful message by smacking one
November 10, 2026 at 8:07 PM
We’ve heard of candidates kissing babies, but what if Jon Ossoff sent a powerful message by smacking one
Man Smacking Credit Card on Table
ALT: Man Smacking Credit Card on Table
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November 9, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Wes streeting noted defender of smacking btw
sorry but if you think The Federal Government should focus on Make Spanking Legal Again, you are an Omega Level Pervert. your Pervert levels could cause catastrophic damage to the earth and all mankind if unleashed. you are such a Pervert that Professor X sees your ass in the Cerebro device.
Adam Jentleson of Searchlight Institute recommended in his Ezra Klein interview today that Democrats embrace spanking children as a "a very powerful signal" that connects with voters "on a values basis."
I didn't think I could dislike the man any more than I already did, but lo!
I didn't think I could dislike the man any more than I already did, but lo!
November 10, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Wes streeting noted defender of smacking btw
He's saying this after Max Miller lost in large part because he broke his child's collarbone. Why the hell would we invite a conversation about the pros of smacking your kids?
November 10, 2026 at 6:29 PM
He's saying this after Max Miller lost in large part because he broke his child's collarbone. Why the hell would we invite a conversation about the pros of smacking your kids?
Because when you answer those questions you rapidly realise 'voters who hear James Talarico claim to be pro-smacking won't believe it, voters who hear Scot Colom say it will picture a scary black man beating his kids, and not in a shares-our-values way'.
November 11, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Because when you answer those questions you rapidly realise 'voters who hear James Talarico claim to be pro-smacking won't believe it, voters who hear Scot Colom say it will picture a scary black man beating his kids, and not in a shares-our-values way'.
Because I am a snobby European metropolitan centrist, I, personally, have no trouble believing some of the Democratic Senate class of 2026 are pro-hitting kids, because they have an accent and presentation that to my eyes code as 'pro-smacking'.
November 11, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Because I am a snobby European metropolitan centrist, I, personally, have no trouble believing some of the Democratic Senate class of 2026 are pro-hitting kids, because they have an accent and presentation that to my eyes code as 'pro-smacking'.
If I see one of these things, I'm smacking it out of the air on general principle.
They’re the first two products from Ring Robotics, the company’s new autonomous home security devices category.
Amazon finally launches the $250 Ring Drone Cam and also the Ring Rover Cam - Engadget
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November 10, 2026 at 3:39 PM
If I see one of these things, I'm smacking it out of the air on general principle.
time for a lip smacking experience
November 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
time for a lip smacking experience
But the idea that, say, Annie Andrews, could convince by going 'I'm pro-smacking' actually, I mean, no, you're not, Senator Andrews. There's a good chance that your children occasionally sarcastically call you by your first name, or go 'Doctor'. I've met so many versions of you!
November 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
But the idea that, say, Annie Andrews, could convince by going 'I'm pro-smacking' actually, I mean, no, you're not, Senator Andrews. There's a good chance that your children occasionally sarcastically call you by your first name, or go 'Doctor'. I've met so many versions of you!
If I were a white male who sat out during midterms, then I’d be insulted that Donald Trump thinks Dana Wife Smacking White as Press Secretary will get me invested in MAGA politics again.
November 7, 2026 at 9:27 PM
If I were a white male who sat out during midterms, then I’d be insulted that Donald Trump thinks Dana Wife Smacking White as Press Secretary will get me invested in MAGA politics again.
Is there a cartoon cat smacking its lips somewhere nearby?
November 11, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Is there a cartoon cat smacking its lips somewhere nearby?