I ordered pancakes and chocolate cake from the local diner because I support small businesses and I support cake
February 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I ordered pancakes and chocolate cake from the local diner because I support small businesses and I support cake
breakfast of champions
September 9, 2026 at 4:11 PM
breakfast of champions
another year, another medieval cat bday cake
April 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
another year, another medieval cat bday cake
“I prefer my eggs sunny side up” “poached” “scrambled”
I prefer mine in a cake, we are not the same
I prefer mine in a cake, we are not the same
July 29, 2026 at 4:10 PM
“I prefer my eggs sunny side up” “poached” “scrambled”
I prefer mine in a cake, we are not the same
I prefer mine in a cake, we are not the same
The 14yo made a chocolate frog cake and it is both a wonder and a curse.
February 5, 2024 at 10:08 PM
The 14yo made a chocolate frog cake and it is both a wonder and a curse.
might be cake might be catfood
October 20, 2023 at 11:35 AM
might be cake might be catfood
I bought the most adorable tiny cake at the grocery store today. Fork for size perspective.
The whole thing is 4 servings (300 cal ea) or 2 x 600 cal if you consider it dinner, like I am doing.
I love myself.
#CakeWhore
The whole thing is 4 servings (300 cal ea) or 2 x 600 cal if you consider it dinner, like I am doing.
I love myself.
#CakeWhore
February 17, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I bought the most adorable tiny cake at the grocery store today. Fork for size perspective.
The whole thing is 4 servings (300 cal ea) or 2 x 600 cal if you consider it dinner, like I am doing.
I love myself.
#CakeWhore
The whole thing is 4 servings (300 cal ea) or 2 x 600 cal if you consider it dinner, like I am doing.
I love myself.
#CakeWhore
I am so tempted to bake myself a small cake for breakfast
September 29, 2026 at 11:59 AM
I am so tempted to bake myself a small cake for breakfast
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.
It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
April 3, 2026 at 4:21 PM
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.
It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
My daughter, her boyfriend’s mom, and I went to a workshop called “cake therapy for slightly unhinged women” and we decorated cakes. This is mine, which got a bit squished on the drive home.
March 26, 2026 at 11:54 PM
My daughter, her boyfriend’s mom, and I went to a workshop called “cake therapy for slightly unhinged women” and we decorated cakes. This is mine, which got a bit squished on the drive home.
Who wants cake?
A small celebration of another year here and more to come :]
A small celebration of another year here and more to come :]
February 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Who wants cake?
A small celebration of another year here and more to come :]
A small celebration of another year here and more to come :]
It's time for tea and cake 😊
May 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It's time for tea and cake 😊
"There are so many things that are infuriating about this, but the one that takes the cake is saying 18 deaths are 'small potatoes.'"
@markhertling.bsky.social on Trump calling his war with Iran "small potatoes."
@markhertling.bsky.social on Trump calling his war with Iran "small potatoes."
September 5, 2026 at 2:15 AM
"There are so many things that are infuriating about this, but the one that takes the cake is saying 18 deaths are 'small potatoes.'"
@markhertling.bsky.social on Trump calling his war with Iran "small potatoes."
@markhertling.bsky.social on Trump calling his war with Iran "small potatoes."
I haven't felt my feet in over an hour.
February 11, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I haven't felt my feet in over an hour.
Small acts of resistance are important. Today I will eat carrot cake and say “Fuck Oz” with every bite.
July 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Small acts of resistance are important. Today I will eat carrot cake and say “Fuck Oz” with every bite.