#smallhat
Borf Smallhat (wore a very big hat)
February 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
July 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Smallhat wears a big hat

Goode sells good goods

Unk sounds like unc, short for uncle

"Wilrod" sounds like "weird old" and "jeffney" sounds like Jeffrey

The rest are almost complete nonsense
February 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Does the lizard have a hat? Can i prepare a smallhat for it?
February 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
BREAKING - Jackie Smallhat has been declared President of the United States of America following the death of Donald Trump and the disqualification of JD Vance. A drawing of Your President Jackie Smallhat is attached to this post.
January 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Today, after a much-needed break, I return to streaming!
2pst/5et

So hope to see you in a couple hours as we begin a childhood favorite; "Linkford Zeldington Feat. Señor Smallhat"
Twitch.tv/Eazybreezytv 💗
May 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
REPORT - God feeling thrilled that Jackie Smallhat is now President of the United States. "I always believed in her."
January 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
FROM THE OFFICE OF US PRESIDENT JACKIE SMALLHAT:

Today I passed an executive order that classifies Nazis, Neonazis, and Nazi sympathizers as terrorists. The aforementioned groups also no longer have rights. I urge all citizens to kill them on sight, lest they kill ye first. I'm Jackie Smallhat!
January 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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D&D players share amusing NPC names like Schemo Weirdbottle and Borf Smallhat, sparking creativity and frustration in gaming sessions.
February 7, 2025 at 6:50 AM
It’s what they do. Check out this ICE smallhat beating up Palestinians trying to protect their houses from settler demolition. Ex ter min ate. Where are the Daleks when you need them?
February 14, 2026 at 11:47 AM
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D&D players shared amusing NPC names like Borf Smallhat and Schemo Weirdbottle, causing frustration and laughter in their campaigns, highlighting whimsical character creation.
February 7, 2025 at 11:10 AM
BREAKING UPDATE - The winner of the Presidential Lottery has been announced as Jackie Smallhat. I accept the position and am honored to have this opportunity. I will continue to use this account to post presidential updates.
BREAKING - Following the assassination of President Donald Trump by Vice President JD Vance, Congress has voted that the office of the Presidency will be decided via lottery. All citizens are eligible. The winner will be announced tonight. It is unclear why they are forgoing all standard protocols.
January 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
FROM THE OFFICE OF US PRESIDENT JACKIE SMALLHAT:

I have passed an executive order today that states that transgender people are human beings, that gender is self-determinable, and that anyone who violates their rights forfeits their own rights! :D I'm Jackie!
January 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
FROM THE OFFICE OF US PRESIDENT JACKIE SMALLHAT:

I have passed an executive order today that will tax billionaires more aggressively and will cut taxes for the lower class. The money the US government collects from billionaires will be used to subsidize housing for first-time homebuyers. I'm Jackie
January 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
FROM THE OFFICE OF US PRESIDENT JACKIE SMALLHAT:

I have passed an executive order today dissolving ICE, effective immediately. It is no longer a real US organization with any power, and anyone claiming to be from ICE should be ignored or laughed at. Acting in self defense is okay too. I'm Jackie!
January 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Jackie Smallhat is the greatest president
January 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The New York Yankees sign independent league RHP Zeke Smallhat to a minor league deal #mlb #yankees
January 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM