....well....hello there! ;) (notice the extra smart look of a leather collar being tucked under the leather shirt's collar.....smart puppy)
July 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
....well....hello there! ;) (notice the extra smart look of a leather collar being tucked under the leather shirt's collar.....smart puppy)
collar ties like LRP are so smart
August 21, 2025 at 5:03 AM
collar ties like LRP are so smart
“This guy caught using a shock collar on camera said he didn’t, I am a very smart leftist”
October 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
“This guy caught using a shock collar on camera said he didn’t, I am a very smart leftist”
Get a Smart Collar to track Jonny's activity and unlock health insights
#fudini #petcare
#fudini #petcare
October 2, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Get a Smart Collar to track Jonny's activity and unlock health insights
#fudini #petcare
#fudini #petcare
What happens when you put the bimbo collar on an already dumb bunny.
What have we wrought... 🐇💜
#furryart #bimbofication #tfsky
What have we wrought... 🐇💜
#furryart #bimbofication #tfsky
![A tweet from @ohkobunny on BSKY: Art idea: "Pillow puts on the brain drain bimbo collar but since it's already a dumb creature it goes into integer overflow and becomes extremely smart on top of having huge [features]"
Image shows Pillow, wearing the collar, now with huge plump features. Next to them is some code that describes an integer UNDERFLOW (the tweet was wrong... on the internet...) of Pillow's IQ, making them absurdly smart, shown by their dialogue, "OMG, like, the Riemann Hypothesis? That's like, soo obv - the nont-uhhm, nontrivial zeroes are totes on the critical line, duhh..."
So smrt](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:olysgmf2ecaimxcs35zckpdb/bafkreidunl6mg32p3caru7jiuie26k6uapowajba72laml66o7yij4aqla)
September 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
What happens when you put the bimbo collar on an already dumb bunny.
What have we wrought... 🐇💜
#furryart #bimbofication #tfsky
What have we wrought... 🐇💜
#furryart #bimbofication #tfsky
LOVE is a four-legged word, and someone is going to look very smart in his new collar.
June 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
LOVE is a four-legged word, and someone is going to look very smart in his new collar.
llm’s are going to be remarkably effective at replacing white collar jobs over the next few years, not because the ai is so smart but because most white collar jobs are so dumb, like my god
January 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
llm’s are going to be remarkably effective at replacing white collar jobs over the next few years, not because the ai is so smart but because most white collar jobs are so dumb, like my god
Ritchson doesn't have the same blue collar vibe Statham does, he's like what if your cousin who went to college and is really smart is also a Very Large Knight
April 9, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Ritchson doesn't have the same blue collar vibe Statham does, he's like what if your cousin who went to college and is really smart is also a Very Large Knight
Your eyes should be swirling
*click*
Your maw should be open
*click*
Your body should be slumped
*click*
Your mind should be open
*click*
Collar nice and tight puppy
*click*
Now down on all fours
*click*
What a smart dog
*click*
Now cum~
*click click click*
Good Doggy~ 💜
*click*
Your maw should be open
*click*
Your body should be slumped
*click*
Your mind should be open
*click*
Collar nice and tight puppy
*click*
Now down on all fours
*click*
What a smart dog
*click*
Now cum~
*click click click*
Good Doggy~ 💜
January 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Your eyes should be swirling
*click*
Your maw should be open
*click*
Your body should be slumped
*click*
Your mind should be open
*click*
Collar nice and tight puppy
*click*
Now down on all fours
*click*
What a smart dog
*click*
Now cum~
*click click click*
Good Doggy~ 💜
*click*
Your maw should be open
*click*
Your body should be slumped
*click*
Your mind should be open
*click*
Collar nice and tight puppy
*click*
Now down on all fours
*click*
What a smart dog
*click*
Now cum~
*click click click*
Good Doggy~ 💜
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Ultrasonic Smart Bark Collar, on sale for 78% off.
The description specifies that it is safe for humans too. 15% of people actually suffer from Involuntary Barking Syndrome, but we're not allowed to acknowledge this, because of woke.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FDG716V...
The description specifies that it is safe for humans too. 15% of people actually suffer from Involuntary Barking Syndrome, but we're not allowed to acknowledge this, because of woke.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FDG716V...
July 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Ultrasonic Smart Bark Collar, on sale for 78% off.
The description specifies that it is safe for humans too. 15% of people actually suffer from Involuntary Barking Syndrome, but we're not allowed to acknowledge this, because of woke.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FDG716V...
The description specifies that it is safe for humans too. 15% of people actually suffer from Involuntary Barking Syndrome, but we're not allowed to acknowledge this, because of woke.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FDG716V...
This DINO knows they're wrong, hence whispering it anonymously.
They also have no idea what they're talking about; the hairdresser is someone else, Kilmar Garcia is a transportation union member, and the blue collar workers this Dem pretends to represent get it. www.smart-union.org/smart-td-sta...
They also have no idea what they're talking about; the hairdresser is someone else, Kilmar Garcia is a transportation union member, and the blue collar workers this Dem pretends to represent get it. www.smart-union.org/smart-td-sta...
April 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
This DINO knows they're wrong, hence whispering it anonymously.
They also have no idea what they're talking about; the hairdresser is someone else, Kilmar Garcia is a transportation union member, and the blue collar workers this Dem pretends to represent get it. www.smart-union.org/smart-td-sta...
They also have no idea what they're talking about; the hairdresser is someone else, Kilmar Garcia is a transportation union member, and the blue collar workers this Dem pretends to represent get it. www.smart-union.org/smart-td-sta...
"she's a four-paw shuffle"
March 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"she's a four-paw shuffle"
“Lot’s of us blue collar rednecks voted against our own interests, because we’re more racist than smart”
March 21, 2026 at 3:06 PM
“Lot’s of us blue collar rednecks voted against our own interests, because we’re more racist than smart”
Special shout-out to Amelia Holowaty Krales' incredible photography for this piece
May 1, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Special shout-out to Amelia Holowaty Krales' incredible photography for this piece
glaceon is my friend! ^-^ owner says i look best when im only wearing my collar, shes so smart :3
May 17, 2026 at 1:28 PM
glaceon is my friend! ^-^ owner says i look best when im only wearing my collar, shes so smart :3
A smart collar that's connected to everything in the house. So when you approach the bathroom it autolocks the door. Turning on the TV turns on the childlock settings. And anytime you try to swear or say naughty words it sends a report to daddy toward punishment time.
May 12, 2026 at 7:52 PM
A smart collar that's connected to everything in the house. So when you approach the bathroom it autolocks the door. Turning on the TV turns on the childlock settings. And anytime you try to swear or say naughty words it sends a report to daddy toward punishment time.
They switched beds. Smart.
October 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
They switched beds. Smart.
I knew there was something special about that collar. Gorgeous. And smart! 😁
January 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I knew there was something special about that collar. Gorgeous. And smart! 😁
That's a good point.
Not sure how to word it, but just as there is a recurring "dumb person's idea of a smart person," Platner is apparently a particular group's inaccurate idea of a blue collar man.
Not sure how to word it, but just as there is a recurring "dumb person's idea of a smart person," Platner is apparently a particular group's inaccurate idea of a blue collar man.
July 6, 2026 at 11:32 PM
That's a good point.
Not sure how to word it, but just as there is a recurring "dumb person's idea of a smart person," Platner is apparently a particular group's inaccurate idea of a blue collar man.
Not sure how to word it, but just as there is a recurring "dumb person's idea of a smart person," Platner is apparently a particular group's inaccurate idea of a blue collar man.
either she's not smart enough to realize that going outside with no leash is possible, or she's smart enough to realize that I'm not ever letting that happen. either way, a restraint collar has become a symbol of freedom for her
September 30, 2026 at 11:55 AM
either she's not smart enough to realize that going outside with no leash is possible, or she's smart enough to realize that I'm not ever letting that happen. either way, a restraint collar has become a symbol of freedom for her
Omgggg I can have geese on my watch
August 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Omgggg I can have geese on my watch