The young Sanderlings are very smart with their black-and white checks and golden collars; these two were hunting along the tideline yesterday.
🐡🪶#wildlifeArt
🐡🪶#wildlifeArt
August 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The young Sanderlings are very smart with their black-and white checks and golden collars; these two were hunting along the tideline yesterday.
🐡🪶#wildlifeArt
🐡🪶#wildlifeArt
March 11, 2025 at 11:06 AM
All puppies need collars how what else is kitty going to tug on oh yeah kitty has a great idea your hair kitty is so smart isnt she ^^
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December 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
All puppies need collars how what else is kitty going to tug on oh yeah kitty has a great idea your hair kitty is so smart isnt she ^^
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The smart Domme knows to use sturdy materials in her collars. May her property be strangled during her violation, lest it be claimed.
Death before repossession. Eternal love over momentary loss.
Death before repossession. Eternal love over momentary loss.
September 24, 2026 at 7:46 PM
The smart Domme knows to use sturdy materials in her collars. May her property be strangled during her violation, lest it be claimed.
Death before repossession. Eternal love over momentary loss.
Death before repossession. Eternal love over momentary loss.
gee whillikers sir, ya really think i'm as smart as one of them white collars? an AMERICAN white collar?? oh boy!
September 17, 2024 at 10:14 PM
gee whillikers sir, ya really think i'm as smart as one of them white collars? an AMERICAN white collar?? oh boy!
Cable TV hosts really need shock collars to remind them that our insane grandpa president watches this shit on dvr and thinks they’re smart.
Don’t encourage him. My god.
Don’t encourage him. My god.
Jim Cramer suggests on CNBC that Trump could “bomb Tehran into the Stone Age” until Iran reopens the strait, citing U.S. bombings of North Vietnam in the 1970s. Carl Quintanilla points out to him that Hanoi won that war.
March 11, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Cable TV hosts really need shock collars to remind them that our insane grandpa president watches this shit on dvr and thinks they’re smart.
Don’t encourage him. My god.
Don’t encourage him. My god.
Anyone else find it really distracting and annoying to have accessories like bracelets, necklaces, collars, watches, etc.? Like I have a smart watch and lots of collars, but never wear any of them.
January 25, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Anyone else find it really distracting and annoying to have accessories like bracelets, necklaces, collars, watches, etc.? Like I have a smart watch and lots of collars, but never wear any of them.
Glad he came home.
My dogs have GPS collars. Highly recommend.
Dog GPS & Health tracking | $19/month | Fi Smart Dog Collar (tryfi.com)
My dogs have GPS collars. Highly recommend.
Dog GPS & Health tracking | $19/month | Fi Smart Dog Collar (tryfi.com)
Dog GPS & Health tracking | $19/month | Fi Smart Dog Collar
Fi Series 3 | GPS, activity & sleep tracking. Wired best tracker for dogs. Join the pack!
tryfi.com
March 10, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Glad he came home.
My dogs have GPS collars. Highly recommend.
Dog GPS & Health tracking | $19/month | Fi Smart Dog Collar (tryfi.com)
My dogs have GPS collars. Highly recommend.
Dog GPS & Health tracking | $19/month | Fi Smart Dog Collar (tryfi.com)
Zag 🐕🦺
Senior female Catahoula Leopard Dog
Adoptable from Dogs Without Collars (Toronto, ON)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/zag-79698665/on/toronto/dogs-without-collars-on567/
Senior female Catahoula Leopard Dog
Adoptable from Dogs Without Collars (Toronto, ON)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/zag-79698665/on/toronto/dogs-without-collars-on567/
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Zag 🐕🦺
Senior female Catahoula Leopard Dog
Adoptable from Dogs Without Collars (Toronto, ON)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/zag-79698665/on/toronto/dogs-without-collars-on567/
Senior female Catahoula Leopard Dog
Adoptable from Dogs Without Collars (Toronto, ON)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/zag-79698665/on/toronto/dogs-without-collars-on567/
japan had a government campaign to try to shift office wear culture, they mandated ACs set at 82 degrees and told men to wear short sleeves w/starched collars and breathable pants
struck me as really smart
struck me as really smart
June 20, 2024 at 7:06 PM
japan had a government campaign to try to shift office wear culture, they mandated ACs set at 82 degrees and told men to wear short sleeves w/starched collars and breathable pants
struck me as really smart
struck me as really smart
its always smart and good to crop your sweaters and cut out their collars. you will not experience regret
July 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
its always smart and good to crop your sweaters and cut out their collars. you will not experience regret
8/ “Peter Thiel is betting big on a $2B AI cow collar startup powered by cowgorithms” 3/22/26 moneywise.com/news/investi...
Peter Thiel is betting big on a $2B AI cow collar startup powered by cowgorithms — and investors are fighting to get in
Halter's smart collars let ranchers herd cattle from their phones. Here's what that means for your portfolio.
moneywise.com
May 4, 2026 at 9:41 PM
8/ “Peter Thiel is betting big on a $2B AI cow collar startup powered by cowgorithms” 3/22/26 moneywise.com/news/investi...
Very smart new collars. No wonder they're all looking so pleased.
July 17, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Very smart new collars. No wonder they're all looking so pleased.
Standard quick-release cat collars don't work on ours, as they're both very good at taking them off.
We tried collars that weren't quick release once. The dumb one kept getting it stuck in this mouth when he was trying to groom himself, the smart one learned to ring the bell at 3am next to my head
We tried collars that weren't quick release once. The dumb one kept getting it stuck in this mouth when he was trying to groom himself, the smart one learned to ring the bell at 3am next to my head
April 3, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Standard quick-release cat collars don't work on ours, as they're both very good at taking them off.
We tried collars that weren't quick release once. The dumb one kept getting it stuck in this mouth when he was trying to groom himself, the smart one learned to ring the bell at 3am next to my head
We tried collars that weren't quick release once. The dumb one kept getting it stuck in this mouth when he was trying to groom himself, the smart one learned to ring the bell at 3am next to my head
about control. And it doesn't matter if it's #Trump, a red state or a blue state 🔺. They are quietly slipping in the infrastructure for global surveillance—for the oligarchy.
Think modern farms don't track cattle? GPS. RFID. Smart collars. Ear tags. Virtual fencing that logs location and behavior.
Think modern farms don't track cattle? GPS. RFID. Smart collars. Ear tags. Virtual fencing that logs location and behavior.
March 11, 2026 at 9:43 AM
about control. And it doesn't matter if it's #Trump, a red state or a blue state 🔺. They are quietly slipping in the infrastructure for global surveillance—for the oligarchy.
Think modern farms don't track cattle? GPS. RFID. Smart collars. Ear tags. Virtual fencing that logs location and behavior.
Think modern farms don't track cattle? GPS. RFID. Smart collars. Ear tags. Virtual fencing that logs location and behavior.
I love that they think their enemies are smart enough to have fully convincing face skin masks, but aren't smart enough to wear high collars.
May 23, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I love that they think their enemies are smart enough to have fully convincing face skin masks, but aren't smart enough to wear high collars.
A beary good @hornyclawprints.bsky.social drew these.
To prank him back for the gift art, I've turned them into a story >:3c
www.furaffinity.net/view/59279703
TAKE THAT!!! 😤😤
Moral of the story: dumb bears in dumb collars is a smart idea and nothing can ever go wrong (please do this).
#nsfw
To prank him back for the gift art, I've turned them into a story >:3c
www.furaffinity.net/view/59279703
TAKE THAT!!! 😤😤
Moral of the story: dumb bears in dumb collars is a smart idea and nothing can ever go wrong (please do this).
#nsfw
December 24, 2024 at 11:38 AM
A beary good @hornyclawprints.bsky.social drew these.
To prank him back for the gift art, I've turned them into a story >:3c
www.furaffinity.net/view/59279703
TAKE THAT!!! 😤😤
Moral of the story: dumb bears in dumb collars is a smart idea and nothing can ever go wrong (please do this).
#nsfw
To prank him back for the gift art, I've turned them into a story >:3c
www.furaffinity.net/view/59279703
TAKE THAT!!! 😤😤
Moral of the story: dumb bears in dumb collars is a smart idea and nothing can ever go wrong (please do this).
#nsfw
It's weird to think about how if neckwear (read: collars) were more normalized, we'd probably just stuff all that smart bracelet tech in there and beam the data to a smartphone since you never really have one without the other anyhow
July 2, 2024 at 7:22 PM
It's weird to think about how if neckwear (read: collars) were more normalized, we'd probably just stuff all that smart bracelet tech in there and beam the data to a smartphone since you never really have one without the other anyhow
Cinderder~! Smart dumb GRUNT! We cins don't want our collars to slip off~ gotta make sure they're tight tight TIGHT~!
HAIL RUBBER ROCKET!
HAIL RUBBER ROCKET!
January 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Cinderder~! Smart dumb GRUNT! We cins don't want our collars to slip off~ gotta make sure they're tight tight TIGHT~!
HAIL RUBBER ROCKET!
HAIL RUBBER ROCKET!
DDoSing my roommate's brain using my expansive network of various unsecured smart collars
May 13, 2026 at 3:13 AM
DDoSing my roommate's brain using my expansive network of various unsecured smart collars
🙄 bot emails are so silly. They scraped my data to figure out something is going on with my vehicle (it died) but like, not smart enough to see that their content does NOT mesh with mine 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
The collab request for dog collars tho…….
The collab request for dog collars tho…….
July 15, 2026 at 11:27 PM
🙄 bot emails are so silly. They scraped my data to figure out something is going on with my vehicle (it died) but like, not smart enough to see that their content does NOT mesh with mine 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
The collab request for dog collars tho…….
The collab request for dog collars tho…….
I think smart-casual is nameplate collars.
July 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I think smart-casual is nameplate collars.
i installed a trojan onto around 30k smart collars and took remote control of them
i call it a pupnet
….anyway i’m gonna DDoS turning point USA’s main page cya!!
i call it a pupnet
….anyway i’m gonna DDoS turning point USA’s main page cya!!
October 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
i installed a trojan onto around 30k smart collars and took remote control of them
i call it a pupnet
….anyway i’m gonna DDoS turning point USA’s main page cya!!
i call it a pupnet
….anyway i’m gonna DDoS turning point USA’s main page cya!!
Oh painter's tape is smart! I don't use that because Tallie's enormous ruff swallows collars (and harnesses 😂). She's wearing a Ruffwear harness here, which you can absolutely not even see under all the floof.
July 2, 2023 at 1:57 AM
Oh painter's tape is smart! I don't use that because Tallie's enormous ruff swallows collars (and harnesses 😂). She's wearing a Ruffwear harness here, which you can absolutely not even see under all the floof.