My very own #OmegaFlight #DelphineCourtney #SmartAlec #Flashback #Witchfire #GarrisonKana aka the new #WeaponOmega #Copycat #Tygerstrike #DoubleTrouble #Wendigo
May 13, 2026 at 2:00 AM
My very own #OmegaFlight #DelphineCourtney #SmartAlec #Flashback #Witchfire #GarrisonKana aka the new #WeaponOmega #Copycat #Tygerstrike #DoubleTrouble #Wendigo
February 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Can someone tell mewhat vegemite tastes like? I asked once and I got a smartalec answer.
April 24, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Can someone tell mewhat vegemite tastes like? I asked once and I got a smartalec answer.
Mum advice back in the day that did not age well: 'I donʼt like that smartalec Benson. If you want to watch a sitcom with a Black lead, why donʼt you watch that nice Bill Cosby?'
June 12, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Mum advice back in the day that did not age well: 'I donʼt like that smartalec Benson. If you want to watch a sitcom with a Black lead, why donʼt you watch that nice Bill Cosby?'
Smartalec Guinness.?
August 27, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Smartalec Guinness.?
I hope that didn’t mean some smartalec called you a Seppo instead. (For anyone else who doesn’t already know, Seppo -> Septic Tank -> Yank.)
February 25, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I hope that didn’t mean some smartalec called you a Seppo instead. (For anyone else who doesn’t already know, Seppo -> Septic Tank -> Yank.)
NOT WHAT I MEANT SMARTALEC
May 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
NOT WHAT I MEANT SMARTALEC
Just wanted to introduce myself. I'm Rob from Ontario Canada and I am co-owner of a Tabletop Game called Think.Think. by SmartAlec Products Inc.
www.smartalec-products.com
www.smartalec-products.com
January 5, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Just wanted to introduce myself. I'm Rob from Ontario Canada and I am co-owner of a Tabletop Game called Think.Think. by SmartAlec Products Inc.
www.smartalec-products.com
www.smartalec-products.com
Part 2 of 2, 4th spanking for today, Sat. 4/11/25, Seattle hotel w/son @bearspanks.bsky.social
1st time using the couch this trip
After a suitable wait in the corner, short OTK bare butt hand spanking
After some smartalec remark, moved up to short strap
Finally 30 w/strap bent over back of couch
1st time using the couch this trip
After a suitable wait in the corner, short OTK bare butt hand spanking
After some smartalec remark, moved up to short strap
Finally 30 w/strap bent over back of couch
April 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Part 2 of 2, 4th spanking for today, Sat. 4/11/25, Seattle hotel w/son @bearspanks.bsky.social
1st time using the couch this trip
After a suitable wait in the corner, short OTK bare butt hand spanking
After some smartalec remark, moved up to short strap
Finally 30 w/strap bent over back of couch
1st time using the couch this trip
After a suitable wait in the corner, short OTK bare butt hand spanking
After some smartalec remark, moved up to short strap
Finally 30 w/strap bent over back of couch
Part 1 of 2, 4th spanking for today, Sat. 4/11/25, Seattle hotel w/son @bearspanks.bsky.social
1st time using the couch this trip
After a suitable wait in the corner, short OTK bare butt hand spanking
After some smartalec remark, moved up to short strap
Finally 30 w/strap bent over back of couch
1st time using the couch this trip
After a suitable wait in the corner, short OTK bare butt hand spanking
After some smartalec remark, moved up to short strap
Finally 30 w/strap bent over back of couch
April 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Part 1 of 2, 4th spanking for today, Sat. 4/11/25, Seattle hotel w/son @bearspanks.bsky.social
1st time using the couch this trip
After a suitable wait in the corner, short OTK bare butt hand spanking
After some smartalec remark, moved up to short strap
Finally 30 w/strap bent over back of couch
1st time using the couch this trip
After a suitable wait in the corner, short OTK bare butt hand spanking
After some smartalec remark, moved up to short strap
Finally 30 w/strap bent over back of couch
Pesst torture bit where anytime I say anything smarmy people post a picture of that Michael Gira looking guy in the cowboy hat from Mulholland Drive with bottom text that says "i think ur being q smartalec"
August 30, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Pesst torture bit where anytime I say anything smarmy people post a picture of that Michael Gira looking guy in the cowboy hat from Mulholland Drive with bottom text that says "i think ur being q smartalec"
Weeeeeeeell... someone knows exactly who I'm talking about...
[smartalec eyebrow raise]
[smartalec eyebrow raise]
January 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Weeeeeeeell... someone knows exactly who I'm talking about...
[smartalec eyebrow raise]
[smartalec eyebrow raise]
Yep...saw it straight away....not being a smartalec just over time you learn.
September 11, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Yep...saw it straight away....not being a smartalec just over time you learn.
I couldn't resist . Eat'em however you like. was being a smartalec
December 28, 2024 at 2:15 AM
I couldn't resist . Eat'em however you like. was being a smartalec
I liked it .. the smartalec part of me just had to be an Alec
December 20, 2024 at 9:44 PM
I liked it .. the smartalec part of me just had to be an Alec
Imagine being the priest and every smartalec passing you saying "Holy Mary Mother of God."
August 15, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Imagine being the priest and every smartalec passing you saying "Holy Mary Mother of God."
Well I like my job! I just don't like being surprised that some smartalec has added a new day of the week, and one I need to work on, at that!
August 4, 2023 at 3:09 PM
Well I like my job! I just don't like being surprised that some smartalec has added a new day of the week, and one I need to work on, at that!
That is quite true. Gosh, I don't think I could image what it would be like if known! But yeah, I've seen a few get upset over actual complements too. Got blocked by a few because I was being...nice? I guess they though it was a smartalec sort of response when the piece was actually nice...X3
January 8, 2026 at 4:50 AM
That is quite true. Gosh, I don't think I could image what it would be like if known! But yeah, I've seen a few get upset over actual complements too. Got blocked by a few because I was being...nice? I guess they though it was a smartalec sort of response when the piece was actually nice...X3
Is it not "Tap" like "tap dance" and then "laos" like the country "Laos"? As in "tæp-laʊs"? Not trying to be a smartalec, genuinely interested as someone who also has a made up name that usually gets mispronounced in ways where I'm like "do you guys see extra letters that I don't?"
May 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Is it not "Tap" like "tap dance" and then "laos" like the country "Laos"? As in "tæp-laʊs"? Not trying to be a smartalec, genuinely interested as someone who also has a made up name that usually gets mispronounced in ways where I'm like "do you guys see extra letters that I don't?"
South African windup page on Zuckerbook didn’t like my smartalec retort to yet another failed attempt at humour by one of their devotees.
Which word do you think was offensive/inflammatory?
- “And” ❓
- “No” ❓
- “Quota” ❓
- “Required” ❓
Which word do you think was offensive/inflammatory?
- “And” ❓
- “No” ❓
- “Quota” ❓
- “Required” ❓
August 14, 2026 at 10:44 AM
South African windup page on Zuckerbook didn’t like my smartalec retort to yet another failed attempt at humour by one of their devotees.
Which word do you think was offensive/inflammatory?
- “And” ❓
- “No” ❓
- “Quota” ❓
- “Required” ❓
Which word do you think was offensive/inflammatory?
- “And” ❓
- “No” ❓
- “Quota” ❓
- “Required” ❓
You only get to pick one at a time!!
Why is everybody on bluesky trying to be a smartalec by trying to find a way to cheat the question, whilst everybody on twitter is giving really thoughtful and interesting answers???
Why is everybody on bluesky trying to be a smartalec by trying to find a way to cheat the question, whilst everybody on twitter is giving really thoughtful and interesting answers???
June 18, 2026 at 6:40 PM
You only get to pick one at a time!!
Why is everybody on bluesky trying to be a smartalec by trying to find a way to cheat the question, whilst everybody on twitter is giving really thoughtful and interesting answers???
Why is everybody on bluesky trying to be a smartalec by trying to find a way to cheat the question, whilst everybody on twitter is giving really thoughtful and interesting answers???
If this were a hollywood blockbuster, some smartalec would hack into fox and newsnation at the same primetime, to play the clip of this, that they are undoubtedly not playing.
September 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
If this were a hollywood blockbuster, some smartalec would hack into fox and newsnation at the same primetime, to play the clip of this, that they are undoubtedly not playing.