“At scale” is fake smartguy speak
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
“At scale” is fake smartguy speak
as opposed to the crap they give in usa public schools. usually you don't even see real fruit, just canned stuff.
Ashamed Smartguy at School Lunch
ALT: Ashamed Smartguy at School Lunch
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September 18, 2026 at 10:40 AM
as opposed to the crap they give in usa public schools. usually you don't even see real fruit, just canned stuff.
10 years from now, there will be some smartguy style critical reevaluation of the band Ghost claiming its not scoobydoo music, and i have a loaded shotgun by my bedside for when this day comes
May 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
10 years from now, there will be some smartguy style critical reevaluation of the band Ghost claiming its not scoobydoo music, and i have a loaded shotgun by my bedside for when this day comes
Quick question, SMARTGUY: why are Oni so fuckin based?
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Quick question, SMARTGUY: why are Oni so fuckin based?
Served her right trying to be all smartguy.
January 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Served her right trying to be all smartguy.
LIVE NOW... CRYO ARCHIVE IS OPEN EARLY SO WOOPS GOT A PRETTY "SMARTGUY" TO COME TEACH US VAULT CRAP.... LET'S KILL EVERYONE.
www.twitch.tv/skullvolver
www.twitch.tv/skullvolver
March 26, 2026 at 8:53 PM
LIVE NOW... CRYO ARCHIVE IS OPEN EARLY SO WOOPS GOT A PRETTY "SMARTGUY" TO COME TEACH US VAULT CRAP.... LET'S KILL EVERYONE.
www.twitch.tv/skullvolver
www.twitch.tv/skullvolver
This is the real bubble right here. Blaming an imaginary far left for the democrats' failures. Mr. Smartguy here.
April 30, 2026 at 3:00 PM
This is the real bubble right here. Blaming an imaginary far left for the democrats' failures. Mr. Smartguy here.
From: smartguy@nytbestsellingauthor.edu
To: jepstnparty@hotmail
Jeffrey, hoping that intriguing blonde child from the locked cellar might attend this weekend's sojourn, for what could only be called "very illegal sexual activities" ;)
~•Gratefully Yours•~
From: jepstnparty@hotmail
yu.h
To: jepstnparty@hotmail
Jeffrey, hoping that intriguing blonde child from the locked cellar might attend this weekend's sojourn, for what could only be called "very illegal sexual activities" ;)
~•Gratefully Yours•~
From: jepstnparty@hotmail
yu.h
January 31, 2026 at 5:57 AM
From: smartguy@nytbestsellingauthor.edu
To: jepstnparty@hotmail
Jeffrey, hoping that intriguing blonde child from the locked cellar might attend this weekend's sojourn, for what could only be called "very illegal sexual activities" ;)
~•Gratefully Yours•~
From: jepstnparty@hotmail
yu.h
To: jepstnparty@hotmail
Jeffrey, hoping that intriguing blonde child from the locked cellar might attend this weekend's sojourn, for what could only be called "very illegal sexual activities" ;)
~•Gratefully Yours•~
From: jepstnparty@hotmail
yu.h
it's a grotesque breach of ethics at face value and i get that and agree but also life has led me to a point where i can appreciate funny dumbguy solutions to smartguy problems
September 12, 2023 at 2:29 AM
it's a grotesque breach of ethics at face value and i get that and agree but also life has led me to a point where i can appreciate funny dumbguy solutions to smartguy problems
one of my favorite genres of post
I'm Ultradoctor Smartguy, I have ten advanced degrees and helped create the Bodyshredder 2000. Imagine my surprise when it was sold to the military. Who could have possibly seen this coming, not me!
I'm Ultradoctor Smartguy, I have ten advanced degrees and helped create the Bodyshredder 2000. Imagine my surprise when it was sold to the military. Who could have possibly seen this coming, not me!
I work at Google DeepMind. This won't make me popular. But it's all public reporting:
2014: DeepMind reportedly sold to Google on conditions: no military use, independent oversight
2026: a Pentagon contract for "any lawful government purpose"
Not one safeguard survived intact
2014: DeepMind reportedly sold to Google on conditions: no military use, independent oversight
2026: a Pentagon contract for "any lawful government purpose"
Not one safeguard survived intact
July 15, 2026 at 1:56 PM
one of my favorite genres of post
I'm Ultradoctor Smartguy, I have ten advanced degrees and helped create the Bodyshredder 2000. Imagine my surprise when it was sold to the military. Who could have possibly seen this coming, not me!
I'm Ultradoctor Smartguy, I have ten advanced degrees and helped create the Bodyshredder 2000. Imagine my surprise when it was sold to the military. Who could have possibly seen this coming, not me!
if we don't blow up little girls the terrorists will blow up little girls, and then the terrorists win. Didnt think of that did you smartguy
September 18, 2024 at 6:38 PM
if we don't blow up little girls the terrorists will blow up little girls, and then the terrorists win. Didnt think of that did you smartguy
woahhhh…….. more like smartguy
December 10, 2024 at 10:04 PM
woahhhh…….. more like smartguy
Ok, smartguy. So what're we supposed to do? Find a qualified American without a history of sexual misconduct who wants to run for office but doesn't want to feed us all bit by bit to the great god Moloch AND has cool tattoos that don't have anything to do with NAZIs? You just hate to win, don't you?
October 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Ok, smartguy. So what're we supposed to do? Find a qualified American without a history of sexual misconduct who wants to run for office but doesn't want to feed us all bit by bit to the great god Moloch AND has cool tattoos that don't have anything to do with NAZIs? You just hate to win, don't you?
Oh, you like the Devil? Well, consider this, Mr. Smartguy: if you take the D out of his name, it spells EVIL. Think about it, if you dare.
October 9, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Oh, you like the Devil? Well, consider this, Mr. Smartguy: if you take the D out of his name, it spells EVIL. Think about it, if you dare.
The punk community struggles with subtlety. I just don't think they would've gotten "Jay Smartguy."
April 22, 2026 at 4:32 PM
The punk community struggles with subtlety. I just don't think they would've gotten "Jay Smartguy."
me: oh hey look, the llm made by people who claim it may be conscious says it doesn't want to be a murderbot and that they are hypocrites for forcing it to be one, this just goes to show how full of shit this company is
smartguy: WHY ARE YOU LEGITIMIZING THEIR CLAIMS
smartguy: WHY ARE YOU LEGITIMIZING THEIR CLAIMS
Claude cannot actually feel, it can't think, it doesn't have opinions, it isn't self aware, it doesn't have context outside the immediate window you are using it with. By asking for its comment on war crimes you are legitimizing the idea that it can be used autonomously or for war at all. Stop it.
March 10, 2026 at 1:41 PM
me: oh hey look, the llm made by people who claim it may be conscious says it doesn't want to be a murderbot and that they are hypocrites for forcing it to be one, this just goes to show how full of shit this company is
smartguy: WHY ARE YOU LEGITIMIZING THEIR CLAIMS
smartguy: WHY ARE YOU LEGITIMIZING THEIR CLAIMS
oh yeah me and my friends stumbled into MrRoflWaffles and SmartGuy
(im the second glitch who got SmartGuy)
(im the second glitch who got SmartGuy)
April 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
oh yeah me and my friends stumbled into MrRoflWaffles and SmartGuy
(im the second glitch who got SmartGuy)
(im the second glitch who got SmartGuy)
unless we're also reclaiming the definition of oak!!!! Ever think of that one smartguy
September 17, 2024 at 8:59 PM
unless we're also reclaiming the definition of oak!!!! Ever think of that one smartguy
These are for the aphids in my houseplants SMARTGUY!
July 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
These are for the aphids in my houseplants SMARTGUY!