Elon Musk is on the drugs the whole smartman internet crew said for years have no downsides and no lasting consequences
February 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Elon Musk is on the drugs the whole smartman internet crew said for years have no downsides and no lasting consequences
Important meeting = Important dick
#suited #suitedandbooted #cityattire #dom #daddy #suitedcock #bigdick #hung #tie #shirt #whiteshirt #smartman #businessman #hungdaddy #thickcock
#suited #suitedandbooted #cityattire #dom #daddy #suitedcock #bigdick #hung #tie #shirt #whiteshirt #smartman #businessman #hungdaddy #thickcock
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Important meeting = Important dick
#suited #suitedandbooted #cityattire #dom #daddy #suitedcock #bigdick #hung #tie #shirt #whiteshirt #smartman #businessman #hungdaddy #thickcock
#suited #suitedandbooted #cityattire #dom #daddy #suitedcock #bigdick #hung #tie #shirt #whiteshirt #smartman #businessman #hungdaddy #thickcock
May 1, 2024 at 10:17 AM
Day 35: Magnes the magneton
A smart magnet pokemon who experienced tranquility
#pokemonoc #pokemon #oc #magneton #magnetonoc #metalman #metal #steel #magnet #smartman #meditation #chillguy #referencesheet #pokedex #sfw #nsfw
A smart magnet pokemon who experienced tranquility
#pokemonoc #pokemon #oc #magneton #magnetonoc #metalman #metal #steel #magnet #smartman #meditation #chillguy #referencesheet #pokedex #sfw #nsfw
July 7, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Day 35: Magnes the magneton
A smart magnet pokemon who experienced tranquility
#pokemonoc #pokemon #oc #magneton #magnetonoc #metalman #metal #steel #magnet #smartman #meditation #chillguy #referencesheet #pokedex #sfw #nsfw
A smart magnet pokemon who experienced tranquility
#pokemonoc #pokemon #oc #magneton #magnetonoc #metalman #metal #steel #magnet #smartman #meditation #chillguy #referencesheet #pokedex #sfw #nsfw
It has the air of something that, despite not being true, feels true, and that's all that matters to me, Mr Smartman Reporterguy
April 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
It has the air of something that, despite not being true, feels true, and that's all that matters to me, Mr Smartman Reporterguy
president smartman strikes again
Trump thinks he invaded California and turned on a magic water faucet www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
Trump thinks he invaded California and turned on a magic water faucet www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
Trump thinks he invaded California and turned on a magic water faucet
Donald Trump claimed on Monday that the military was dispatched to California in an operation to provide water to fight the wildfires. This, of course, was the latest lie in years of Trump’s falsehood...
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January 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
president smartman strikes again
Trump thinks he invaded California and turned on a magic water faucet www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
Trump thinks he invaded California and turned on a magic water faucet www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
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April 2, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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block finger getting a workout with Random Smartman #47892 and 'look at the regurgitated art' guy
March 26, 2026 at 9:39 PM
block finger getting a workout with Random Smartman #47892 and 'look at the regurgitated art' guy
"Our guest this episode is Nobel Prize-winning author, neurosurgeon, and 11-string guitar virtuoso Rich Smartman. He will be speaking to us through a tin can."
" ank y for hav me"
" ank y for hav me"
November 19, 2024 at 2:32 PM
"Our guest this episode is Nobel Prize-winning author, neurosurgeon, and 11-string guitar virtuoso Rich Smartman. He will be speaking to us through a tin can."
" ank y for hav me"
" ank y for hav me"
if a game does enough things its audience really likes they will start rationalizing the parts of it that suck as either "good if ur smart and good" or a genius design move where it fucking sucks ass to make a smartman point or smth
March 21, 2026 at 3:59 PM
if a game does enough things its audience really likes they will start rationalizing the parts of it that suck as either "good if ur smart and good" or a genius design move where it fucking sucks ass to make a smartman point or smth
If he were a smartman he would've retired when theEpstein files first surfaced, he failed to do so then, and fails to do so now, how could he bring himself through such truthful accusations or questions, the sneers must be discomforting
April 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
If he were a smartman he would've retired when theEpstein files first surfaced, he failed to do so then, and fails to do so now, how could he bring himself through such truthful accusations or questions, the sneers must be discomforting
"You have wasted your entire life but don't worry, I, Joe Smartman, have an expensive online class you can take to Become Better Than Everyone Else. Most people are TOO STUPID to take my class btw!!"
April 14, 2026 at 11:13 PM
"You have wasted your entire life but don't worry, I, Joe Smartman, have an expensive online class you can take to Become Better Than Everyone Else. Most people are TOO STUPID to take my class btw!!"
its time to get those doodle muscles working once again
this one is for @smartmanne.bsky.social !
this one is for @smartmanne.bsky.social !
November 16, 2024 at 3:18 PM
its time to get those doodle muscles working once again
this one is for @smartmanne.bsky.social !
this one is for @smartmanne.bsky.social !
March 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Musk himself is having a rude awakening realizing that pitching himself as a genius smartman of science and Mars and making Electric Vehicles meant his audience was mostly progressive. Coming out as hardcore right wing has meant that nobody likes him. The rednecks still ain't buying EVs.
June 16, 2024 at 7:08 AM
Musk himself is having a rude awakening realizing that pitching himself as a genius smartman of science and Mars and making Electric Vehicles meant his audience was mostly progressive. Coming out as hardcore right wing has meant that nobody likes him. The rednecks still ain't buying EVs.
1.) Heroguy Smartman, the cleverest and most interesting person in this room (beloved by all, justified in anything he does)
2.) Queercode McVillainpants who's craaaaazy (down horrendous for Heroguy)
3.) Sexy Morally Ambiguous Dominatrix (also down bad for Heroguy, might be nominally gay)
4.) Mom
2.) Queercode McVillainpants who's craaaaazy (down horrendous for Heroguy)
3.) Sexy Morally Ambiguous Dominatrix (also down bad for Heroguy, might be nominally gay)
4.) Mom
January 14, 2026 at 2:24 AM
1.) Heroguy Smartman, the cleverest and most interesting person in this room (beloved by all, justified in anything he does)
2.) Queercode McVillainpants who's craaaaazy (down horrendous for Heroguy)
3.) Sexy Morally Ambiguous Dominatrix (also down bad for Heroguy, might be nominally gay)
4.) Mom
2.) Queercode McVillainpants who's craaaaazy (down horrendous for Heroguy)
3.) Sexy Morally Ambiguous Dominatrix (also down bad for Heroguy, might be nominally gay)
4.) Mom
rereading a book about Galileo & am continually reminded about how much I love him for being a sarcastic asshole.
"I'm teaching the debate! I have characters representing various viewpoints"
"what are their names?"
"the heliocentrism guy is Smartman and the geocentrism guy is Dumbassio"
"I'm teaching the debate! I have characters representing various viewpoints"
"what are their names?"
"the heliocentrism guy is Smartman and the geocentrism guy is Dumbassio"
August 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
rereading a book about Galileo & am continually reminded about how much I love him for being a sarcastic asshole.
"I'm teaching the debate! I have characters representing various viewpoints"
"what are their names?"
"the heliocentrism guy is Smartman and the geocentrism guy is Dumbassio"
"I'm teaching the debate! I have characters representing various viewpoints"
"what are their names?"
"the heliocentrism guy is Smartman and the geocentrism guy is Dumbassio"
SMARTMan👍🌍🌍🌍☮️☮️☮️
Nick Fuentes Goes All-In on Voting for Newsom Over Vance ‘Because He’s Handsome’ Mediaite
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Nick Fuentes Goes All-In on Voting for Newsom Over Vance ‘Because He’s Handsome’
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December 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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"Success is not a great indicator of success" - Smartman McSmartypants, MBA
July 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
"Success is not a great indicator of success" - Smartman McSmartypants, MBA
I’m sure the young people will skew more conservative as the future we mortgaged off for present luxuries mostly of benefit to the elderly rapidly comes to pass. Give me $500000
-Politics Smartman
-Politics Smartman
A gang of far-right extremists have sent the US military to cities with Democratic mayors and kidnapping people at the behest of a proto-dictator and his white supremacist party and very serious pundits with national platforms take a look and say “hmm yes the left is forcing their views on people.”
CNN’s Jake Tapper says Gen Z will be ‘a lot more conservative’ after schools forced lefty politics ‘down their throats’
October 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I’m sure the young people will skew more conservative as the future we mortgaged off for present luxuries mostly of benefit to the elderly rapidly comes to pass. Give me $500000
-Politics Smartman
-Politics Smartman
It’s so funny that so many people got defrauded by a guy named Bankman. That’s obviously a fake name to make you think he is an expert at banks. In unrelated news I am officially changing my name to Stan Smartman-McHandsomeman.
March 28, 2024 at 8:00 PM
It’s so funny that so many people got defrauded by a guy named Bankman. That’s obviously a fake name to make you think he is an expert at banks. In unrelated news I am officially changing my name to Stan Smartman-McHandsomeman.
There's always gonna be people who doubt the Maths. We live in a world where people can't even get order of operations right! 😂
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#MathsMonday Order of operations thread index
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Introduction https://dotnet.social/@SmartmanApps/110807192608472798
1 The Distributive Law #DontForgetDistribution https://...
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December 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
There's always gonna be people who doubt the Maths. We live in a world where people can't even get order of operations right! 😂
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