my most low-decoupler trait is thinking that the company marketing the Ex Wife Smasher 5000 is probably up to no good
November 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
my most low-decoupler trait is thinking that the company marketing the Ex Wife Smasher 5000 is probably up to no good
sure but if a hammer company started promoting a model called "Ex Wife Smasher 5000" and putting out ads touting how well this particular kind of hammer complicates the job of forensic analysis in homicide cases maybe you could understand why onlookers might ask a couple followup questions
Andy Weir, the author of The Martian and Project Hail Mary, has spoken out about AI, saying, "If I give you a hammer, you can build a house or you can murder someone. It's not the tool that's the issue; it's the user." https://bit.ly/4iUN2SN
November 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
sure but if a hammer company started promoting a model called "Ex Wife Smasher 5000" and putting out ads touting how well this particular kind of hammer complicates the job of forensic analysis in homicide cases maybe you could understand why onlookers might ask a couple followup questions
IAHSUASHISA YEAHHH SNOOZY YOURE GETTIN PUT IN THE ASH-STELLA SMASHER
November 2, 2026 at 1:51 AM
IAHSUASHISA YEAHHH SNOOZY YOURE GETTIN PUT IN THE ASH-STELLA SMASHER
don’t listen to him
you’re built different
you NEED a dual engine Dentist Smasher 900
you’re built different
you NEED a dual engine Dentist Smasher 900
November 3, 2026 at 9:13 PM
don’t listen to him
you’re built different
you NEED a dual engine Dentist Smasher 900
you’re built different
you NEED a dual engine Dentist Smasher 900
adam smasher scene in cp2077 but instead of saying the line he just burps a little and unsubtly blows it in the persons face
November 1, 2026 at 5:18 PM
adam smasher scene in cp2077 but instead of saying the line he just burps a little and unsubtly blows it in the persons face
adam smasher if he was vegan
November 2, 2026 at 12:36 AM
adam smasher if he was vegan
Hope the Mug Smasher enjoyed it
November 1, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Hope the Mug Smasher enjoyed it
what do you mean adam smasher used to have a hard rock cafe t-shirt, can we give it back to him
October 30, 2026 at 2:52 AM
what do you mean adam smasher used to have a hard rock cafe t-shirt, can we give it back to him
need to draw cyberpunk!ash getting knotted by a borged out wolfgirl twice her size. like adam smasher if he was a cyberwolf tgirl
November 1, 2026 at 4:59 AM
need to draw cyberpunk!ash getting knotted by a borged out wolfgirl twice her size. like adam smasher if he was a cyberwolf tgirl
Zip ties
Shovel
Oversized garbage bags
Ex wife smasher 5000
That’ll be $129.37…
Shovel
Oversized garbage bags
Ex wife smasher 5000
That’ll be $129.37…
November 3, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Zip ties
Shovel
Oversized garbage bags
Ex wife smasher 5000
That’ll be $129.37…
Shovel
Oversized garbage bags
Ex wife smasher 5000
That’ll be $129.37…
if i was in cyberpunk id be friends with adam smasher. id find out about his nice side
November 1, 2026 at 3:14 AM
if i was in cyberpunk id be friends with adam smasher. id find out about his nice side
its such a privilege to get to live in the same era as a legendary samurai like adam smasher, im so lucky
November 1, 2026 at 11:02 AM
its such a privilege to get to live in the same era as a legendary samurai like adam smasher, im so lucky
Needed to do something art practice esc but couldn't think of anything horny to accomplish that. So I drew an Adam Smasher for funnsies.
November 3, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Needed to do something art practice esc but couldn't think of anything horny to accomplish that. So I drew an Adam Smasher for funnsies.
considering who runs the "Department of War" there is actually a non-zero chance that whatever classified proprietary AI interface Nvidia or Amazon is building to help them kill people at random in Iran is in fact already called the "Ex Wife Smasher 5000"
November 3, 2026 at 7:11 PM
considering who runs the "Department of War" there is actually a non-zero chance that whatever classified proprietary AI interface Nvidia or Amazon is building to help them kill people at random in Iran is in fact already called the "Ex Wife Smasher 5000"
Adam Smasher with Glowing Red Eyes
ALT: Adam Smasher with Glowing Red Eyes
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November 1, 2026 at 5:36 AM
> started promoting a model called "Ex Wife Smasher 5000"
So, I really don't understand what the AI analogue to this is supposed to be?
So, I really don't understand what the AI analogue to this is supposed to be?
November 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
> started promoting a model called "Ex Wife Smasher 5000"
So, I really don't understand what the AI analogue to this is supposed to be?
So, I really don't understand what the AI analogue to this is supposed to be?
Bean smasher
October 31, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Bean smasher
And finally, You know I couldn't NOT do another annual Delany Halloween get-up. This time 'cosplaying' as her favourite Cyborg bestie. Delany Smasher
Happy Halloween everyone! 🎃
#Delany I #halloween2026 I #cyberpunk2077 I #cyberpunk I #adamsmasher
Happy Halloween everyone! 🎃
#Delany I #halloween2026 I #cyberpunk2077 I #cyberpunk I #adamsmasher
October 30, 2026 at 7:10 PM
And finally, You know I couldn't NOT do another annual Delany Halloween get-up. This time 'cosplaying' as her favourite Cyborg bestie. Delany Smasher
Happy Halloween everyone! 🎃
#Delany I #halloween2026 I #cyberpunk2077 I #cyberpunk I #adamsmasher
Happy Halloween everyone! 🎃
#Delany I #halloween2026 I #cyberpunk2077 I #cyberpunk I #adamsmasher
Cyberpunk 2077
Round 3: Adam Smasher is hiding in all of these shots, can you find him? 👀
#Cyberpunk2077 #VirtualPhotography #VPRepost #VPsupport
Round 3: Adam Smasher is hiding in all of these shots, can you find him? 👀
#Cyberpunk2077 #VirtualPhotography #VPRepost #VPsupport
October 31, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Cyberpunk 2077
Round 3: Adam Smasher is hiding in all of these shots, can you find him? 👀
#Cyberpunk2077 #VirtualPhotography #VPRepost #VPsupport
Round 3: Adam Smasher is hiding in all of these shots, can you find him? 👀
#Cyberpunk2077 #VirtualPhotography #VPRepost #VPsupport
Cyberpunk 2077
Round 2: Adam Smasher is hiding in all of these shots, can you find him? 👀
#Cyberpunk2077 #VirtualPhotography #VPRepost #VPsupport
Round 2: Adam Smasher is hiding in all of these shots, can you find him? 👀
#Cyberpunk2077 #VirtualPhotography #VPRepost #VPsupport
October 31, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Cyberpunk 2077
Round 2: Adam Smasher is hiding in all of these shots, can you find him? 👀
#Cyberpunk2077 #VirtualPhotography #VPRepost #VPsupport
Round 2: Adam Smasher is hiding in all of these shots, can you find him? 👀
#Cyberpunk2077 #VirtualPhotography #VPRepost #VPsupport
Adam smasher aka animelover2069
November 3, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Adam smasher aka animelover2069
1. Adam. Fucking. Smasher.
Cyberpunk 2077, despite its launch, will always be in my heart—. And he’s very scary. Especially on the hardest difficulty.
Cyberpunk 2077, despite its launch, will always be in my heart—. And he’s very scary. Especially on the hardest difficulty.
Adam Smasher Emerges in Cyberpunk Edgerunners
ALT: Adam Smasher Emerges in Cyberpunk Edgerunners
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November 1, 2026 at 6:59 AM
1. Adam. Fucking. Smasher.
Cyberpunk 2077, despite its launch, will always be in my heart—. And he’s very scary. Especially on the hardest difficulty.
Cyberpunk 2077, despite its launch, will always be in my heart—. And he’s very scary. Especially on the hardest difficulty.
mickey's dick smasher
October 28, 2026 at 10:06 PM
mickey's dick smasher