nah i think i am good?
August 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
nah i think i am good?
04 Apr 2026
April 4, 2026 at 5:24 PM
04 Apr 2026
The prose is really trying me lmao. 'Smoothied cornea'.
'Meaty vise' has appeared twice now, as has the protagonist going 'shit, shit, shit' a lot.
'Meaty vise' has appeared twice now, as has the protagonist going 'shit, shit, shit' a lot.
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The prose is really trying me lmao. 'Smoothied cornea'.
'Meaty vise' has appeared twice now, as has the protagonist going 'shit, shit, shit' a lot.
'Meaty vise' has appeared twice now, as has the protagonist going 'shit, shit, shit' a lot.
I've never actually smoothied a watermelon, but that sounds hecka refreshing!
And you'd have thought, as a bovine, that cow-lass woulda been aware of the warning signs of getting too full, but, well, here we are!
#art #inflation #expansion #berryinflation #blueberryinflation
And you'd have thought, as a bovine, that cow-lass woulda been aware of the warning signs of getting too full, but, well, here we are!
#art #inflation #expansion #berryinflation #blueberryinflation
July 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I've never actually smoothied a watermelon, but that sounds hecka refreshing!
And you'd have thought, as a bovine, that cow-lass woulda been aware of the warning signs of getting too full, but, well, here we are!
#art #inflation #expansion #berryinflation #blueberryinflation
And you'd have thought, as a bovine, that cow-lass woulda been aware of the warning signs of getting too full, but, well, here we are!
#art #inflation #expansion #berryinflation #blueberryinflation
In Arkansas, when it is hot, we grow normal bananas. When it's cold, we grow frozen bananas. When it is super hot, we grow dried bananas. And during Tornado season, we grow banana smoothie pre-smoothied
April 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
In Arkansas, when it is hot, we grow normal bananas. When it's cold, we grow frozen bananas. When it is super hot, we grow dried bananas. And during Tornado season, we grow banana smoothie pre-smoothied
Me, sneering at you as I'm dragged off to get brain smoothied
February 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Me, sneering at you as I'm dragged off to get brain smoothied
Made a smoothie and started getting scared in the last few seconds i heard it being smoothied
November 3, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Made a smoothie and started getting scared in the last few seconds i heard it being smoothied
The Nonbinary Urge to nonfatally become a smoothie.
...
wdym thats not a common urge?
#furrytf #smoothied #sizesky #vore #foodplay
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wdym thats not a common urge?
#furrytf #smoothied #sizesky #vore #foodplay
September 21, 2026 at 10:30 PM
The Nonbinary Urge to nonfatally become a smoothie.
...
wdym thats not a common urge?
#furrytf #smoothied #sizesky #vore #foodplay
...
wdym thats not a common urge?
#furrytf #smoothied #sizesky #vore #foodplay
tofu , braised
tofu , steamed
tofu , fried
tofu , boiled
tofu , purple
tofu , baked
tofu , irradiated
tofu , smoothied
tofu , a lá mode
tofu , cold
tofu , steamed
tofu , fried
tofu , boiled
tofu , purple
tofu , baked
tofu , irradiated
tofu , smoothied
tofu , a lá mode
tofu , cold
July 9, 2024 at 3:57 PM
tofu , braised
tofu , steamed
tofu , fried
tofu , boiled
tofu , purple
tofu , baked
tofu , irradiated
tofu , smoothied
tofu , a lá mode
tofu , cold
tofu , steamed
tofu , fried
tofu , boiled
tofu , purple
tofu , baked
tofu , irradiated
tofu , smoothied
tofu , a lá mode
tofu , cold
pov: you're an extreme picky eater, probably aed, but you really want to healthy foods
January 15, 2026 at 10:02 AM
pov: you're an extreme picky eater, probably aed, but you really want to healthy foods
OC lore train! Explain your OC's lore in the worst way possible
Local Octoling girl has traumatic 14th birthday, gets genetically modified in top secret army program, fails to capture her Inkling rivals, dies during time travel, gets saved by rivals, almost gets smoothied, and now lives with rivals
Local Octoling girl has traumatic 14th birthday, gets genetically modified in top secret army program, fails to capture her Inkling rivals, dies during time travel, gets saved by rivals, almost gets smoothied, and now lives with rivals
April 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
OC lore train! Explain your OC's lore in the worst way possible
Local Octoling girl has traumatic 14th birthday, gets genetically modified in top secret army program, fails to capture her Inkling rivals, dies during time travel, gets saved by rivals, almost gets smoothied, and now lives with rivals
Local Octoling girl has traumatic 14th birthday, gets genetically modified in top secret army program, fails to capture her Inkling rivals, dies during time travel, gets saved by rivals, almost gets smoothied, and now lives with rivals
Seeing all this fruit slander on the skyline after grocery shopping yesterday for mangoes, bananas, kiwi, oranges and watermelon. 🫣
They will all be eaten and not smoothied (not a word)
They will all be eaten and not smoothied (not a word)
December 11, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Seeing all this fruit slander on the skyline after grocery shopping yesterday for mangoes, bananas, kiwi, oranges and watermelon. 🫣
They will all be eaten and not smoothied (not a word)
They will all be eaten and not smoothied (not a word)
You can see that people who have been Smoothied lose their internal glitter. They're husks full of banana yoghurt.
July 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
You can see that people who have been Smoothied lose their internal glitter. They're husks full of banana yoghurt.
I have smoothied without incident
June 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I have smoothied without incident
Looks like they smoothied your bagel… 😬
April 12, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Looks like they smoothied your bagel… 😬
Oh no, did he get smoothied?
May 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Oh no, did he get smoothied?
I’m watching The Grapes of Death (1978), my first Jean Rollin (his vampire flicks have been on my list for ages) and I’m pretty delighted that, the French fantastique aside, he’s kind’ve what you’d get if you smoothied Michelangelo Antonioni and Jesús Franco together?
September 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I’m watching The Grapes of Death (1978), my first Jean Rollin (his vampire flicks have been on my list for ages) and I’m pretty delighted that, the French fantastique aside, he’s kind’ve what you’d get if you smoothied Michelangelo Antonioni and Jesús Franco together?
Me looking down at a fresh faced recruit and telling them "you are the hero we need" before cramming them into a mech that is cheaply built with a hyper visible pattern
We take bets in the command centre to see if they get smoothied or finish a mission
I sit there fucking my watch the feeds
We take bets in the command centre to see if they get smoothied or finish a mission
I sit there fucking my watch the feeds
May 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Me looking down at a fresh faced recruit and telling them "you are the hero we need" before cramming them into a mech that is cheaply built with a hyper visible pattern
We take bets in the command centre to see if they get smoothied or finish a mission
I sit there fucking my watch the feeds
We take bets in the command centre to see if they get smoothied or finish a mission
I sit there fucking my watch the feeds
that's what blended/smoothied milk tea is for!
January 26, 2026 at 3:32 PM
that's what blended/smoothied milk tea is for!
Apparently I just like my booze neat and my juice smoothied😅
I’m also a terrible bartender, which may affect this
I’m also a terrible bartender, which may affect this
March 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Apparently I just like my booze neat and my juice smoothied😅
I’m also a terrible bartender, which may affect this
I’m also a terrible bartender, which may affect this
i think i may have over-smoothied. inherited my dad's depression baby fear of not consuming the entirety of the food in front of you because it might be gone tomorrow. i could totally have made it last 2 days
July 8, 2026 at 12:14 AM
i think i may have over-smoothied. inherited my dad's depression baby fear of not consuming the entirety of the food in front of you because it might be gone tomorrow. i could totally have made it last 2 days
very old smoothy machine...got out of cupboard. smoothied one apple .
ooh long time since i used it . LONG time .
still works. nice .
ooh long time since i used it . LONG time .
still works. nice .
April 18, 2026 at 4:08 PM
very old smoothy machine...got out of cupboard. smoothied one apple .
ooh long time since i used it . LONG time .
still works. nice .
ooh long time since i used it . LONG time .
still works. nice .
hawks eat small prey without them being smoothied...
he *likes* to blend them, the creep
he *likes* to blend them, the creep
January 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
hawks eat small prey without them being smoothied...
he *likes* to blend them, the creep
he *likes* to blend them, the creep