None can resist the King Smotherer!
August 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
None can resist the King Smotherer!
Guess who's 623 grams and outgrowing the weighing bowl? The sibling smotherer!
April 16, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Guess who's 623 grams and outgrowing the weighing bowl? The sibling smotherer!
~10/02/26 Polls~
You know what time it is!
Which Smotherer?!
+u+
Painting Poll -> strawpoll.com/61gD9eRQzZw
Sketch Poll -> strawpoll.com/e2naXYdvvyB
You know what time it is!
Which Smotherer?!
+u+
Painting Poll -> strawpoll.com/61gD9eRQzZw
Sketch Poll -> strawpoll.com/e2naXYdvvyB
October 2, 2026 at 11:54 AM
~10/02/26 Polls~
You know what time it is!
Which Smotherer?!
+u+
Painting Poll -> strawpoll.com/61gD9eRQzZw
Sketch Poll -> strawpoll.com/e2naXYdvvyB
You know what time it is!
Which Smotherer?!
+u+
Painting Poll -> strawpoll.com/61gD9eRQzZw
Sketch Poll -> strawpoll.com/e2naXYdvvyB
~09/25/26 Polls~
Back in the mood to do polls!
And just in time for Sat-On-Day I suppose!
Which smotherer?
/:3
Painting Poll -> strawpoll.com/e2naXp3AvyB
Sketch Poll -> strawpoll.com/7rnzV7YwDnO
Possible Poll -> strawpoll.com/PKglexqkoZp
Back in the mood to do polls!
And just in time for Sat-On-Day I suppose!
Which smotherer?
/:3
Painting Poll -> strawpoll.com/e2naXp3AvyB
Sketch Poll -> strawpoll.com/7rnzV7YwDnO
Possible Poll -> strawpoll.com/PKglexqkoZp
September 25, 2026 at 12:00 PM
~09/25/26 Polls~
Back in the mood to do polls!
And just in time for Sat-On-Day I suppose!
Which smotherer?
/:3
Painting Poll -> strawpoll.com/e2naXp3AvyB
Sketch Poll -> strawpoll.com/7rnzV7YwDnO
Possible Poll -> strawpoll.com/PKglexqkoZp
Back in the mood to do polls!
And just in time for Sat-On-Day I suppose!
Which smotherer?
/:3
Painting Poll -> strawpoll.com/e2naXp3AvyB
Sketch Poll -> strawpoll.com/7rnzV7YwDnO
Possible Poll -> strawpoll.com/PKglexqkoZp
Never thought I’d die fighting next to a smotherer how about a friend etc etc
July 28, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Never thought I’d die fighting next to a smotherer how about a friend etc etc
~06/19/26 Polls~
Sat-On-Day approaches again.
Which smotherer to paint this week.
=w=
Painting Poll -> strawpoll.com/bVg8BWb92yY
Sketch Poll -> strawpoll.com/XOgOVzqP0n3
Sat-On-Day approaches again.
Which smotherer to paint this week.
=w=
Painting Poll -> strawpoll.com/bVg8BWb92yY
Sketch Poll -> strawpoll.com/XOgOVzqP0n3
June 19, 2026 at 12:15 PM
~06/19/26 Polls~
Sat-On-Day approaches again.
Which smotherer to paint this week.
=w=
Painting Poll -> strawpoll.com/bVg8BWb92yY
Sketch Poll -> strawpoll.com/XOgOVzqP0n3
Sat-On-Day approaches again.
Which smotherer to paint this week.
=w=
Painting Poll -> strawpoll.com/bVg8BWb92yY
Sketch Poll -> strawpoll.com/XOgOVzqP0n3
The alleged home tree of the Wood Sprite Absalom the Smotherer. It is said his favourite appeasements are bread with apple butter, tin toys and river-tossed toad bones.
February 28, 2024 at 12:12 PM
The alleged home tree of the Wood Sprite Absalom the Smotherer. It is said his favourite appeasements are bread with apple butter, tin toys and river-tossed toad bones.
~01/30/26 Polls~ (3 Polls)
Time to prep up for another Sat-On-Day painting!
Which smotherer to paint next?
+w+
Polls -> x.com/TheCosmicFoo...
Time to prep up for another Sat-On-Day painting!
Which smotherer to paint next?
+w+
Polls -> x.com/TheCosmicFoo...
January 30, 2026 at 12:52 PM
~01/30/26 Polls~ (3 Polls)
Time to prep up for another Sat-On-Day painting!
Which smotherer to paint next?
+w+
Polls -> x.com/TheCosmicFoo...
Time to prep up for another Sat-On-Day painting!
Which smotherer to paint next?
+w+
Polls -> x.com/TheCosmicFoo...
I am both the smothered and the smotherer. #catsofbluesky
January 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I am both the smothered and the smotherer. #catsofbluesky
Jeff Bezos. Smotherer of democracy.
December 3, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Jeff Bezos. Smotherer of democracy.
Good thing I am a professional smotherer 👀
February 17, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Good thing I am a professional smotherer 👀
~02/20/26 Polls~
Sat-On-Day will be guaranteed for the Pokemon.
But which Pokemon smotherer will be painted?
=w=
Polls -> x.com/TheCosmicFoo...
Sat-On-Day will be guaranteed for the Pokemon.
But which Pokemon smotherer will be painted?
=w=
Polls -> x.com/TheCosmicFoo...
February 20, 2026 at 12:47 PM
~02/20/26 Polls~
Sat-On-Day will be guaranteed for the Pokemon.
But which Pokemon smotherer will be painted?
=w=
Polls -> x.com/TheCosmicFoo...
Sat-On-Day will be guaranteed for the Pokemon.
But which Pokemon smotherer will be painted?
=w=
Polls -> x.com/TheCosmicFoo...
~01/31/26 Polls~ (3 Polls)
Last polls of the month!
Which lore piece to paint?
Which smotherer to sketch?
=3=
Polls -> x.com/TheCosmicFoo...
Last polls of the month!
Which lore piece to paint?
Which smotherer to sketch?
=3=
Polls -> x.com/TheCosmicFoo...
January 31, 2026 at 12:49 PM
~01/31/26 Polls~ (3 Polls)
Last polls of the month!
Which lore piece to paint?
Which smotherer to sketch?
=3=
Polls -> x.com/TheCosmicFoo...
Last polls of the month!
Which lore piece to paint?
Which smotherer to sketch?
=3=
Polls -> x.com/TheCosmicFoo...
I am the Lady Giantess Lola, protector of the hearth and smotherer of the menfolk 😈 do you believe I'm 6"3 now? (That's without the heels btw 😏)
March 17, 2026 at 9:03 AM
I am the Lady Giantess Lola, protector of the hearth and smotherer of the menfolk 😈 do you believe I'm 6"3 now? (That's without the heels btw 😏)
~01/23/26 Polls~ (3 Polls)
Time to prep up for Sat-On-Day!!
Which smotherer to paint this week?
=u=
Polls -> x.com/TheCosmicFoo...
Time to prep up for Sat-On-Day!!
Which smotherer to paint this week?
=u=
Polls -> x.com/TheCosmicFoo...
January 23, 2026 at 12:51 PM
~01/23/26 Polls~ (3 Polls)
Time to prep up for Sat-On-Day!!
Which smotherer to paint this week?
=u=
Polls -> x.com/TheCosmicFoo...
Time to prep up for Sat-On-Day!!
Which smotherer to paint this week?
=u=
Polls -> x.com/TheCosmicFoo...
if i asked a large game corp what the product they were most proud of was and they answered "why, the dream smotherer 5000!" i'd believe them
pretty much every single legacy company i ever thought i'd want to work for is dead or has been consumed by a gigapublisher
pretty much every single legacy company i ever thought i'd want to work for is dead or has been consumed by a gigapublisher
May 22, 2026 at 10:37 AM
if i asked a large game corp what the product they were most proud of was and they answered "why, the dream smotherer 5000!" i'd believe them
pretty much every single legacy company i ever thought i'd want to work for is dead or has been consumed by a gigapublisher
pretty much every single legacy company i ever thought i'd want to work for is dead or has been consumed by a gigapublisher
~02/13/26 Polls~ (3 Polls)
Time for those Weekly Polls!
Starting off with another Smothering one!
Which smotherer?
=w=
Polls-> x.com/TheCosmicFoo...
Time for those Weekly Polls!
Starting off with another Smothering one!
Which smotherer?
=w=
Polls-> x.com/TheCosmicFoo...
February 13, 2026 at 12:35 PM
~02/13/26 Polls~ (3 Polls)
Time for those Weekly Polls!
Starting off with another Smothering one!
Which smotherer?
=w=
Polls-> x.com/TheCosmicFoo...
Time for those Weekly Polls!
Starting off with another Smothering one!
Which smotherer?
=w=
Polls-> x.com/TheCosmicFoo...
Ahhh my smotherer has struck again!
Also look my hair is a MESS, I’m still in bed, you can hardly understand what I’m saying, but he’s cute so here you go.
Also look my hair is a MESS, I’m still in bed, you can hardly understand what I’m saying, but he’s cute so here you go.
March 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Ahhh my smotherer has struck again!
Also look my hair is a MESS, I’m still in bed, you can hardly understand what I’m saying, but he’s cute so here you go.
Also look my hair is a MESS, I’m still in bed, you can hardly understand what I’m saying, but he’s cute so here you go.
BTFae, Spider-Fed, the HR Smotherer, Heimlich's Bane, etc
July 1, 2024 at 1:43 PM
BTFae, Spider-Fed, the HR Smotherer, Heimlich's Bane, etc
grandpa smotherer. she's gone cover that mans face with one of them titties and make it look like an accident.
April 10, 2026 at 2:39 AM
grandpa smotherer. she's gone cover that mans face with one of them titties and make it look like an accident.
Likewides, you should broaden your vocabulary to include phrases for huge rumps as well:
Couch crusher
Lap filler
Pants splitter
Door blocker
Doorframe splinterer
Seat smotherer
Wobble rump
Titanic cheeks
Couch crusher
Lap filler
Pants splitter
Door blocker
Doorframe splinterer
Seat smotherer
Wobble rump
Titanic cheeks
You know how we have all of these funny names for boobs?
I think we should have more names for big ass bellies.
Pants strainer
Mount Flab
Jelly Mound
Lard Container
Blubber Drum
Smacker
Belt Overflow
The Cushion
The Bowling Ball
The Calorlytic Converter
The Rolling Hills
Heft Magnet
I think we should have more names for big ass bellies.
Pants strainer
Mount Flab
Jelly Mound
Lard Container
Blubber Drum
Smacker
Belt Overflow
The Cushion
The Bowling Ball
The Calorlytic Converter
The Rolling Hills
Heft Magnet
March 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Likewides, you should broaden your vocabulary to include phrases for huge rumps as well:
Couch crusher
Lap filler
Pants splitter
Door blocker
Doorframe splinterer
Seat smotherer
Wobble rump
Titanic cheeks
Couch crusher
Lap filler
Pants splitter
Door blocker
Doorframe splinterer
Seat smotherer
Wobble rump
Titanic cheeks
His signature finishing move is called the smotherer
November 26, 2024 at 12:53 AM
His signature finishing move is called the smotherer
Shit straight up lurks dood. A real smotherer man.
October 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Shit straight up lurks dood. A real smotherer man.
~08/28/26 Polls~
Sat-On-Day approaches once again!
Which smotherer this week?
OC, AU, or Entities?
=w=
Painting Poll -> strawpoll.com/40Zm4rJekga
Sketch Poll -> strawpoll.com/e7ZJakAXMg3
Sat-On-Day approaches once again!
Which smotherer this week?
OC, AU, or Entities?
=w=
Painting Poll -> strawpoll.com/40Zm4rJekga
Sketch Poll -> strawpoll.com/e7ZJakAXMg3
August 28, 2026 at 11:32 AM
~08/28/26 Polls~
Sat-On-Day approaches once again!
Which smotherer this week?
OC, AU, or Entities?
=w=
Painting Poll -> strawpoll.com/40Zm4rJekga
Sketch Poll -> strawpoll.com/e7ZJakAXMg3
Sat-On-Day approaches once again!
Which smotherer this week?
OC, AU, or Entities?
=w=
Painting Poll -> strawpoll.com/40Zm4rJekga
Sketch Poll -> strawpoll.com/e7ZJakAXMg3
Somewhere in the corner, a skeptic is looking around at all the thrilled faces and going, "um. Um. Douglas. Did. Um. Did your parents check references? Did they. Hire a child smotherer? By accident? Did your sister live to adulthood?" 🪛
December 28, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Somewhere in the corner, a skeptic is looking around at all the thrilled faces and going, "um. Um. Douglas. Did. Um. Did your parents check references? Did they. Hire a child smotherer? By accident? Did your sister live to adulthood?" 🪛