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why did the dry snail go to the Aegean?
Because he wanted to see Crete (secrete).
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July 4, 2025 at 6:23 AM
lauramellinatelier.bsky.social
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…how is the policesnail holding that notebook? #itsamystery #snailsecrets #whoompisafunnyword
An ink cartoon of two snails (uh, three snails). Two snails are facing each other, and a tiny snail is stuck to the back of the left snail’s shell. On the left, a policesnail, wearing a glowing bubble light on their shell (and the tiny snail acting as a siren), has a sign on their shell that identifies them as “SNAIL PATROL S.V.U.” (Snail Victims Unit). They are holding a notebook (somehow; maybe mucus). They are listening to a crying snail (right) wearing a tiny towel, but no shell (*Law & Order “dun-dun” noise*). The crying snail is saying “*sniff* I just heard this ROAR, and whoomp! My shell was gone! *sniffle*”. The tiny snail has lips pursed, and is singing “woo! wee! woo! wee! woo!”. This is a very silly cartoon referencing yesterday’s sketch.
February 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
punnypeak.bsky.social
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Why did the snail bring a ruler to school? 🐌 Because he wanted to measure up! 📏😂

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Shell-ebrate the Slow-arious Fun: 220+ Snail Puns & Jokes!
Are you ready to shell-abrate some hilarious snail puns? Slime on over, because we've got the best jokes about our slow and steady friends. These clever and
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April 28, 2024 at 7:25 AM