#snipsnipsnip
Crypt TV: Woman with Shears
ALT: Crypt TV: Woman with Shears
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October 9, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Honestly?! For most?
I am quite contented with simple #snipsnipsnip
By dull, rusted garden shear.

And then? They live amidst & with “consequences” of their perversions.
In North Korea
#TargetPractice
#RunCrackerRun
October 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
“Emasculate”
#snipsnipsnip
October 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
And when, Madam Governor, may we expect 'arrival' of DA Van Houghton's FUCKING TESTICLES👇🏽 upon your desk?!!!!!
And my dear, esteemed Counselor James - same question to you, inre: lil' matti's👇🏽 DICK!!!

#ThatsGonnaHurt
#snipsnipsnip
#inrustedgardenshear
October 1, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Note to future self:

One really should never be left unsupervised with long hair and scissors!.. and spare time on thy hands. 🙌

✂️
#snipsnipsnip
#bringonsummer
#hairbegone

#removefElon47
#releasethefiles
#believethem 🦋

Ps. #FK💩tin
#arrestnetanyahu
September 24, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Ohh i see!! No problem a scissers cam't fox!! :3

✂️SNIPSNIPSNIP YOINK!!!!!
September 13, 2026 at 8:15 PM
my bangs method that has never failed me is only getting a very small bit of hair with each cut and checking a mirror often. snipsnipsnip not sniiiip. its way harder to make it look good if you try to do one straight line
if you get some decent scissors theyre not too hard to do urself! i have a pretty rough hand tremor but mine come out ok i think
October 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
ハズビン見てからずっとvelとvalのsnipsnipsnip✌️✌️の永リピ止まらん
October 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
SnipSnipSnip
June 23, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Man my immediate thought was "yeah this is hot but if you showed me this I'd grab the lobster and go "ahg lookit the little lobster feller, snipsnipsnip" as I grab their lil' 'ands and snip wiff'em." I would probably do a bit where the lobster goes "WOW NELLY those're some big ol' fuck toys!"
February 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
snipsnipsnip♪が良すぎる⋯
October 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
snipsnipsnip

he's a ninja with a scalpel

#horrorwatch
July 7, 2024 at 2:16 AM
snipsnipsnip
October 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
You people got some real serious soulsearching to do...

SERIOUSLY!

Oh and BTW, who the fuck voted for this crap in the first place? The French have a very elegant solution on regards to people like him..

#SnipSnipSnip
The Ceaseless Snip-Snip-Snip of a Dying State
Fifteen years of cuts have left the UK trying to "efficiency" its way out of a collapse - and somehow still expecting growth to show up as well.
open.substack.com
October 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Occasionally trimming people off Facebook is like the bonsai of social media.

#stresstherapy 🧘‍♂️
#snipsnipsnip✂️
July 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
しばらくsnipsnipsnipが口癖になりそうや
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
snipsnipsnipの二人 一回目も二回目も最高に可愛かった
October 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
"Kill me now, simsimsim"

cutter, cutter
purge purge purge
'ur a growing ***!'
utter utter
dirge dirge dirge
cutter cutter
snipsnipsnip
'keep your hair a sign of dick!'
stutter stutter
kill the urge
kill the boy, crack the world
February 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM