#snoke
PALPATINE: I have cloned you from my body. You are like me
SNOKE: why am I so large
PALPATINE: I have two torsos of yours in a big jar over there
SNOKE: why do I look nothing like you
PALPATINE: I didn’t grow the legs yet
SNOKE: why do the clones have a scar
PALPATINE: I haven’t done the feet either
October 6, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Snoak Snoke
ALT: Snoak Snoke
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October 10, 2026 at 11:52 PM
October 9, 2026 at 11:19 AM
SNOKE: okay so what am I doing
PALPATINE: go and rule the first order
SNOKE: what’s that
PALPATINE: sorry i mean go out and make one
SNOKE: do you have a ship I can use
PALPATINE: no sorry I buried all of them in the ocean
SNOKE: oh
PALPATINE: they have death star guns
October 6, 2026 at 2:05 PM
October 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
SNOKE: who is that monkey guy
PALPATINE: that’s Albrekh, he taught me to clone
SNOKE: oh
PALPATINE: i am making a third one of you for some reason
October 6, 2026 at 1:44 PM
'he murdered his mentor snoke... not great'

WHAAAAAAAT DID WE WATCH THE SAME MOVIE SNOKE IS LITERALLY A CARTOONISHLY EVIL DICTATOR??? was it not great for vader to kill palpatine in rotj??? 😭😭😭
October 10, 2026 at 3:01 AM
snoke👀
October 10, 2026 at 6:39 AM
SNOKE: so I'm a clone of you?
PALPATINE: kind of
SNOKE: kind of?
PALPATINE: I made a clone called "dathan"
SNOKE: did he look like me
PALPATINE: oh, no, no. No. He looked normal
SNOKE: why do I look like this
PALPATINE: he was an abomination
SNOKE: what
PALPATINE: you are beautiful
October 6, 2026 at 2:13 PM
can't i snoke out of spite instead? that seems easier
October 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Everyone in the Rebellion loved Snoke Loroan's brownies during victory celebrations.

Their death at Endor was a tragedy.
October 12, 2026 at 3:18 PM
October 7, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Smoke not snoke!
October 7, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Charles discussing how much Kylo goes through in Episodes 7 and 8 in a short span of time.

“He’s murdered his dad, not great. He’s murdered his mentor Snoke, also not great. … he met Rey, that’s a seismic change for him. … this all happens in 10 days. It’s wild!”

(First 3 pages of issue 5)
October 9, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Palpatine explaining everything to Snoke:
Poe Dameron: Somehow, Palpatine Returned
ALT: Poe Dameron: Somehow, Palpatine Returned
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October 6, 2026 at 1:45 PM
snoke em if you’ve got em
El-Sayed’s response to Kennedy:
October 10, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Amid the ruins of the First Order's old leadership, Snoke and his fallen comrades littering the throne room, the Dyad's conflict carries on. 💙

(Not felt like TLJ posting, but @swshotbyshot.bsky.social & @r0bby.bsky.social had a peak #StarWars shot this Sunday so I *had* to share this)
October 11, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Solidus Snoke
October 6, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Snoke was originally jar jar binks
PALPATINE: I have cloned you from my body. You are like me
SNOKE: why am I so large
PALPATINE: I have two torsos of yours in a big jar over there
SNOKE: why do I look nothing like you
PALPATINE: I didn’t grow the legs yet
SNOKE: why do the clones have a scar
PALPATINE: I haven’t done the feet either
October 6, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Snoke: why am I so large
Palpatine: I got distracted by a heated level of Royal Kingdom and left you in the proofing drawer too long
October 6, 2026 at 1:44 PM
SNOKE: Maybe you should have asked the Kaminoans for help

PALPATINE:Fuck those lanky ass dweebs, I know what I'm doing
October 6, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Snoke had to wear orthopedic slippers because Palpatine was bad at cloning
October 6, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I agree

like the villain is Snoke
Kylo is a complex antagonistic foil
October 11, 2026 at 6:28 PM
SNOKE: What is it with you and cloning?
PALPATINE: What is it with YOU and cloning?!
SNOKE: That doesn't make any sense!
PALPATINE: *flushes the tank and goes to the board divided into three sections: "Success" with no marks, "Failure" with dozens and "Escaped" with one* I'm sure 50th will be it!
October 6, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i loved how snoke was killed in tlj
it was a fitting death for someone as egotistical as snoke

literally killed by his own hubris

the fact Ben's reaction to Palpatine wasn't immediately beheading him speaks to how little terrio understood the character
October 6, 2026 at 6:59 PM