SNOKE: why am I so large
PALPATINE: I have two torsos of yours in a big jar over there
SNOKE: why do I look nothing like you
PALPATINE: I didn’t grow the legs yet
SNOKE: why do the clones have a scar
PALPATINE: I haven’t done the feet either
SNOKE: why am I so large
PALPATINE: I have two torsos of yours in a big jar over there
SNOKE: why do I look nothing like you
PALPATINE: I didn’t grow the legs yet
SNOKE: why do the clones have a scar
PALPATINE: I haven’t done the feet either
PALPATINE: go and rule the first order
SNOKE: what’s that
PALPATINE: sorry i mean go out and make one
SNOKE: do you have a ship I can use
PALPATINE: no sorry I buried all of them in the ocean
SNOKE: oh
PALPATINE: they have death star guns
PALPATINE: go and rule the first order
SNOKE: what’s that
PALPATINE: sorry i mean go out and make one
SNOKE: do you have a ship I can use
PALPATINE: no sorry I buried all of them in the ocean
SNOKE: oh
PALPATINE: they have death star guns
PALPATINE: that’s Albrekh, he taught me to clone
SNOKE: oh
PALPATINE: i am making a third one of you for some reason
PALPATINE: that’s Albrekh, he taught me to clone
SNOKE: oh
PALPATINE: i am making a third one of you for some reason
WHAAAAAAAT DID WE WATCH THE SAME MOVIE SNOKE IS LITERALLY A CARTOONISHLY EVIL DICTATOR??? was it not great for vader to kill palpatine in rotj??? 😭😭😭
WHAAAAAAAT DID WE WATCH THE SAME MOVIE SNOKE IS LITERALLY A CARTOONISHLY EVIL DICTATOR??? was it not great for vader to kill palpatine in rotj??? 😭😭😭
PALPATINE: kind of
SNOKE: kind of?
PALPATINE: I made a clone called "dathan"
SNOKE: did he look like me
PALPATINE: oh, no, no. No. He looked normal
SNOKE: why do I look like this
PALPATINE: he was an abomination
SNOKE: what
PALPATINE: you are beautiful
PALPATINE: kind of
SNOKE: kind of?
PALPATINE: I made a clone called "dathan"
SNOKE: did he look like me
PALPATINE: oh, no, no. No. He looked normal
SNOKE: why do I look like this
PALPATINE: he was an abomination
SNOKE: what
PALPATINE: you are beautiful
Their death at Endor was a tragedy.
Their death at Endor was a tragedy.
“He’s murdered his dad, not great. He’s murdered his mentor Snoke, also not great. … he met Rey, that’s a seismic change for him. … this all happens in 10 days. It’s wild!”
(First 3 pages of issue 5)
“He’s murdered his dad, not great. He’s murdered his mentor Snoke, also not great. … he met Rey, that’s a seismic change for him. … this all happens in 10 days. It’s wild!”
(First 3 pages of issue 5)
(Not felt like TLJ posting, but @swshotbyshot.bsky.social & @r0bby.bsky.social had a peak #StarWars shot this Sunday so I *had* to share this)
(Not felt like TLJ posting, but @swshotbyshot.bsky.social & @r0bby.bsky.social had a peak #StarWars shot this Sunday so I *had* to share this)
SNOKE: why am I so large
PALPATINE: I have two torsos of yours in a big jar over there
SNOKE: why do I look nothing like you
PALPATINE: I didn’t grow the legs yet
SNOKE: why do the clones have a scar
PALPATINE: I haven’t done the feet either
Palpatine: I got distracted by a heated level of Royal Kingdom and left you in the proofing drawer too long
Palpatine: I got distracted by a heated level of Royal Kingdom and left you in the proofing drawer too long
PALPATINE:Fuck those lanky ass dweebs, I know what I'm doing
PALPATINE:Fuck those lanky ass dweebs, I know what I'm doing
like the villain is Snoke
Kylo is a complex antagonistic foil
like the villain is Snoke
Kylo is a complex antagonistic foil
PALPATINE: What is it with YOU and cloning?!
SNOKE: That doesn't make any sense!
PALPATINE: *flushes the tank and goes to the board divided into three sections: "Success" with no marks, "Failure" with dozens and "Escaped" with one* I'm sure 50th will be it!
PALPATINE: What is it with YOU and cloning?!
SNOKE: That doesn't make any sense!
PALPATINE: *flushes the tank and goes to the board divided into three sections: "Success" with no marks, "Failure" with dozens and "Escaped" with one* I'm sure 50th will be it!
it was a fitting death for someone as egotistical as snoke
literally killed by his own hubris
the fact Ben's reaction to Palpatine wasn't immediately beheading him speaks to how little terrio understood the character
it was a fitting death for someone as egotistical as snoke
literally killed by his own hubris
the fact Ben's reaction to Palpatine wasn't immediately beheading him speaks to how little terrio understood the character