3 weeks sober today :)
October 26, 2026 at 5:46 PM
3 weeks sober today :)
Better question…is Ken ever sober?
October 27, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Better question…is Ken ever sober?
I'm one month sober today!
October 25, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I'm one month sober today!
11 months sober!
This weekend was hard to be sober. I hadn’t been in crowds this large without alcohol *ever.* going to a festival and leaving still sober… I did it. 🥹
This weekend was hard to be sober. I hadn’t been in crowds this large without alcohol *ever.* going to a festival and leaving still sober… I did it. 🥹
October 27, 2026 at 2:18 AM
11 months sober!
This weekend was hard to be sober. I hadn’t been in crowds this large without alcohol *ever.* going to a festival and leaving still sober… I did it. 🥹
This weekend was hard to be sober. I hadn’t been in crowds this large without alcohol *ever.* going to a festival and leaving still sober… I did it. 🥹
A&E should have two waiting rooms. One for smackheads and drunks and one for sober people.
October 26, 2026 at 12:55 PM
A&E should have two waiting rooms. One for smackheads and drunks and one for sober people.
I barely remember my sober anniversary - but this month marks five years sober. A massive life improvement
October 26, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I barely remember my sober anniversary - but this month marks five years sober. A massive life improvement
293 days sober
*pats back*
lolol
*pats back*
lolol
October 26, 2026 at 9:23 AM
293 days sober
*pats back*
lolol
*pats back*
lolol
It’s very funny to hold up sports as a bastion of sober male decision making.
October 28, 2026 at 3:46 PM
It’s very funny to hold up sports as a bastion of sober male decision making.
they made my favorite chiikawa character sober
October 26, 2026 at 6:30 PM
they made my favorite chiikawa character sober
The fact that Swan Boy is sober somehow makes him more terrifying
October 28, 2026 at 3:57 PM
The fact that Swan Boy is sober somehow makes him more terrifying
doing a sober gonzo journalism piece about going to a party and slamming 20 cans of hop water
October 26, 2026 at 6:30 PM
doing a sober gonzo journalism piece about going to a party and slamming 20 cans of hop water
Bigots can be sober
October 24, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Bigots can be sober
October 27, 2026 at 7:05 PM
2,496 days sober! Thank you Lord! 🙏🏼💪🏼
October 27, 2026 at 11:50 AM
2,496 days sober! Thank you Lord! 🙏🏼💪🏼
I am entirely too sober.
And I'm not sober.
And I'm not sober.
October 26, 2026 at 7:31 AM
I am entirely too sober.
And I'm not sober.
And I'm not sober.
ding, another 30 days and another month, and just one more to 2 years!
can’t believe it, but guess time really flies when you’re clean and sober! 🐶❤️
can’t believe it, but guess time really flies when you’re clean and sober! 🐶❤️
October 25, 2026 at 9:06 PM
ding, another 30 days and another month, and just one more to 2 years!
can’t believe it, but guess time really flies when you’re clean and sober! 🐶❤️
can’t believe it, but guess time really flies when you’re clean and sober! 🐶❤️
They're all in their 30s, you tend to gather at least a few sober friends by that age
October 28, 2026 at 3:36 PM
They're all in their 30s, you tend to gather at least a few sober friends by that age
Sober morning me agrees
late night thoughts.
I can be won over by big curves to a ludicrous extent
I can be won over by big curves to a ludicrous extent
October 25, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Sober morning me agrees
Old-timey ghost stories are like “I must now narrate the events of the night of January 23, 18— at Number Twelve R— Street in London in as sober and unembellished a fashion as my faculties will allow“ and that’s how you know shit is about to go down.
October 28, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Old-timey ghost stories are like “I must now narrate the events of the night of January 23, 18— at Number Twelve R— Street in London in as sober and unembellished a fashion as my faculties will allow“ and that’s how you know shit is about to go down.
A Sober thought for the day 😁
October 27, 2026 at 7:56 PM
A Sober thought for the day 😁
The thought of attending an IEA event sober is simply horrifying.
October 26, 2026 at 4:01 PM
The thought of attending an IEA event sober is simply horrifying.
MOTHER
FUCKING
MAJORITY
I'm can't stay sober tonight
FUCKING
MAJORITY
I'm can't stay sober tonight
October 25, 2026 at 4:09 AM
MOTHER
FUCKING
MAJORITY
I'm can't stay sober tonight
FUCKING
MAJORITY
I'm can't stay sober tonight
Be sober, be watchful.
October 24, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Be sober, be watchful.