had to delete a post about a laundromat because i mixed up a laundromat with a car wash in my mind #SoCalProblems

I'm gonna need the Seahawks to unquestionably destroy the lambs on Sunday so I don't have to listen to every station, channel and local guy at the convenience store talking anymore about how much better they are than Seattle #SoCalProblems

Outside my backyard for all you cat lovers….

I hope they get somewhere warm.

Btw, when #TonyToniTone said it never rains in Southern California:

THEY FUCKING LIED. #socalproblems

And I hear rumors that Trump wants to blow up California or secede from us and make it its own island.

I say go ahead. I fucking dare him.

THE UNITED STATES WOULD LITERALLY GO BANKRUPT WITHOUT US. YOU HATE US CUZ YOU AINT US #socalproblems

DISCLAIMER: I cannot say this is true. 😂 #socalproblems #capitalism #pacificpalisides

Yes, it is once again that time of year where I pine away for the return of the morning sunlight. Hopefully this May Grey won’t spill into another June Gloom.

#typewriter #poetry #MayGrey #SoCalProblems

Forgot to sunscreen my arms before heading to Balboa Park for my daughter's ballet class so I just paid $15 for a tube of sunscreen and am sitting across from a monkey enclosure sunscreening up. #SoCalProblems

If I put out my Halloween decorations, will they melt? #SoCalProblems

Uuuggghhh where is my nice, crisp Fall weather? #SoCalProblems

Southern California people (especially IE), what kind of service do you call when a hole opens in your yard (small hole, size of a paperback) and water seeps out?

I think it’s a pipe or maybe the neighbors’ sprinkler system, but I’m new here and don’t know where to start.

Thanks!

#SoCalProblems

Ran to class in a tank and flip flops, so not prepared for it to be raining on the way back. #socalproblems

Gas prices in Arizona got me feeling California rich. I can’t wait to get a hybrid. #socalproblems

As I expected, central air cools better than it heats

#SoCalProblems

A few things…

Why call it #PineappleExpress? That’s one of my favorite movies. 🤦🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️

#socalproblems #socal #californiastorms

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