I love my son so much. He did so good at his soccer game. #godbless #soccerson #ilovemyson

Crudd Soccerson, formerly known as Russell Brand, cut a dashing figure at Glausesstershyer crown court today as he turned up fhis trial with a Bible, cowboy hat, Charlottesville Oystercatchers football jumper and AR-15 assault rifle. He pleaded the Fifth to all charges.