ZOHRAN AND BERNIE WERE IN THE CLOSET MAKING SOCIALISM AND I SAW ONE OF THE SOCIALISMS AND THE SOCIALISM PUSHED ME INTO THE EAST RIVER WHICH WAS ICED OVER SOMEHOW
WATCH: “What about the rich? Do they get shot? It’s like they’re making Wall Streeters walk out onto the ice in the East River… class warfare… eat the rich.”
@cnbc.com hosts Joe Kernen & jim cramer hilariously struggle to process Zohran’s win — made inevitable by the greed they exalt.
@cnbc.com hosts Joe Kernen & jim cramer hilariously struggle to process Zohran’s win — made inevitable by the greed they exalt.
June 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
ZOHRAN AND BERNIE WERE IN THE CLOSET MAKING SOCIALISM AND I SAW ONE OF THE SOCIALISMS AND THE SOCIALISM PUSHED ME INTO THE EAST RIVER WHICH WAS ICED OVER SOMEHOW
If hating socialism does this to a person i'll take many socialisms, please
August 18, 2026 at 8:32 PM
If hating socialism does this to a person i'll take many socialisms, please
As we enter the DNC, don't forget to keep your socialisms straight.
August 19, 2024 at 10:33 PM
As we enter the DNC, don't forget to keep your socialisms straight.
Competitive urban socialisms until we get Starfleet
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Competitive urban socialisms until we get Starfleet
It’s only 23 mins into 2026 I can already feel the socialisms! 👍🏻
January 1, 2026 at 8:22 AM
It’s only 23 mins into 2026 I can already feel the socialisms! 👍🏻
Someone should really write a book called "Enemy Socialisms" ala @reproutopia.bsky.social's "Enemy Feminisms"
August 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Someone should really write a book called "Enemy Socialisms" ala @reproutopia.bsky.social's "Enemy Feminisms"
thems socialisms!
December 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
thems socialisms!
for many socialists, lenin's success in 1917 foreclosed the democracy question. the bolsheviks finally *did* the thing, and it's hard to argue with success! so you get vanguard party bullshit, command economies, all the most illiberal of illiberal socialisms
March 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
for many socialists, lenin's success in 1917 foreclosed the democracy question. the bolsheviks finally *did* the thing, and it's hard to argue with success! so you get vanguard party bullshit, command economies, all the most illiberal of illiberal socialisms
Marx failed to consider that the only real class consciousness is rabbits knowing that we deserve all the wealth and power. Rabbit dictatorship is the truest socialisms.
October 8, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Marx failed to consider that the only real class consciousness is rabbits knowing that we deserve all the wealth and power. Rabbit dictatorship is the truest socialisms.
"But...but, the socialisms!!" 😅 Great measures taken by a great leader. Minnesota is lucky to have you, good sir.
January 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
"But...but, the socialisms!!" 😅 Great measures taken by a great leader. Minnesota is lucky to have you, good sir.
I've done at least three socialisms
March 14, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I've done at least three socialisms
TWO socialisms? In This Economist???
are you just going to do this for every generation
June 6, 2026 at 4:48 PM
TWO socialisms? In This Economist???
THE SOCIALISMS!!!
February 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
THE SOCIALISMS!!!
The probably unintentional honesty of this response is that socialisms is just whatever the right calls the set of grievances they are currently agitating about.
Q: How do you define socialism personally?
JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports
JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports
October 8, 2026 at 4:07 PM
The probably unintentional honesty of this response is that socialisms is just whatever the right calls the set of grievances they are currently agitating about.
I probably average around 2/3 socialisms a day
March 14, 2026 at 1:42 PM
I probably average around 2/3 socialisms a day
Texas opinion columnist cares about public grocery stores on the opposite side of the country because 'muh socialisms' and 5/7 of their recent opinion pieces are right-winger straw grasping?
We gotta stop giving these dorks platforms even in opinion columns.
We gotta stop giving these dorks platforms even in opinion columns.
August 3, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Texas opinion columnist cares about public grocery stores on the opposite side of the country because 'muh socialisms' and 5/7 of their recent opinion pieces are right-winger straw grasping?
We gotta stop giving these dorks platforms even in opinion columns.
We gotta stop giving these dorks platforms even in opinion columns.
He did three socialisms
October 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
He did three socialisms
I invite liberals everywhere to retire this antiquated definition of socialism. Liberalism & socialism have plural & overlapping origins. Socialism needn't mean anti-market, though many socialisms are. At minimum socialism means a strong value of economic equality and robustly empowered workers.
September 23, 2024 at 7:01 PM
I invite liberals everywhere to retire this antiquated definition of socialism. Liberalism & socialism have plural & overlapping origins. Socialism needn't mean anti-market, though many socialisms are. At minimum socialism means a strong value of economic equality and robustly empowered workers.
thankyou purplepingers for your inventing of socialisms in all its forms, even tasmanian
August 26, 2025 at 8:12 AM
thankyou purplepingers for your inventing of socialisms in all its forms, even tasmanian
MAGA before Helene: "I don't need no socialisms!!"
MAGA after Helene: "Only 750 dollars!?!? Fuck Kamala!!!"
MAGA after Helene: "Only 750 dollars!?!? Fuck Kamala!!!"
October 3, 2024 at 3:14 PM
MAGA before Helene: "I don't need no socialisms!!"
MAGA after Helene: "Only 750 dollars!?!? Fuck Kamala!!!"
MAGA after Helene: "Only 750 dollars!?!? Fuck Kamala!!!"
From the least surprising news desk: DOGE boy outs himself as Unz reader, Compact magazine peddles ideological mystification of capitalism www.unpopularfront.news/p/the-educat...
The education of a DOGE brownshirt; Class Struggle, Elite Theory, and "Socialisms of Fools"
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February 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
From the least surprising news desk: DOGE boy outs himself as Unz reader, Compact magazine peddles ideological mystification of capitalism www.unpopularfront.news/p/the-educat...
I understand that socialism is a somewhat contested term, and it is better to think of there being "socialisms," but even with that qualifier, it appears the vice president does not know* what socialism is.
(* He knows. But he also knows the audience he's performing for doesn't.)
(* He knows. But he also knows the audience he's performing for doesn't.)
Q: How do you define socialism personally?
JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports
JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports
October 8, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I understand that socialism is a somewhat contested term, and it is better to think of there being "socialisms," but even with that qualifier, it appears the vice president does not know* what socialism is.
(* He knows. But he also knows the audience he's performing for doesn't.)
(* He knows. But he also knows the audience he's performing for doesn't.)
Don't forget the military. Socialisms biggest benefit.
February 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Don't forget the military. Socialisms biggest benefit.