Secretary Of The Macabre Unveils Initiative To Fill Nation’s Empty Eye Sockets With Maggots https://theonion.com/secretary-of-the-macabre-unveils-initiative-to-fill-nations-empty-eye-sockets-with-maggots/
October 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Secretary Of The Macabre Unveils Initiative To Fill Nation’s Empty Eye Sockets With Maggots https://theonion.com/secretary-of-the-macabre-unveils-initiative-to-fill-nations-empty-eye-sockets-with-maggots/
January 17, 2026 at 12:24 AM
sockets.. my last fursona before smokey (2019)
November 7, 2024 at 9:57 PM
sockets.. my last fursona before smokey (2019)
Trophy
January 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Trophy
king of the flies
April 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
king of the flies
Oh, did somebody call for ‘live electrical sockets in the shower underneath the tiles’?
October 4, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Oh, did somebody call for ‘live electrical sockets in the shower underneath the tiles’?
*reads the news*
*eyes melt*
*pure liquid cortisol sprays from the now-empty sockets*
*eyes melt*
*pure liquid cortisol sprays from the now-empty sockets*
February 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
*reads the news*
*eyes melt*
*pure liquid cortisol sprays from the now-empty sockets*
*eyes melt*
*pure liquid cortisol sprays from the now-empty sockets*
Whats up cock sockets.
August 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Whats up cock sockets.
If anyone’s struggled to keep up with my threads on why the genAI bubble
Is a bubble, here’s a simplified pictorial explanation, the plug is OpenAI and the sockets are Microsoft, Meta, Oracle, Nvidia, and AMD
Is a bubble, here’s a simplified pictorial explanation, the plug is OpenAI and the sockets are Microsoft, Meta, Oracle, Nvidia, and AMD
October 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
If anyone’s struggled to keep up with my threads on why the genAI bubble
Is a bubble, here’s a simplified pictorial explanation, the plug is OpenAI and the sockets are Microsoft, Meta, Oracle, Nvidia, and AMD
Is a bubble, here’s a simplified pictorial explanation, the plug is OpenAI and the sockets are Microsoft, Meta, Oracle, Nvidia, and AMD
not to brag on here but my oral surgeon told me I have "great clots" in my wisdom tooth sockets
February 13, 2026 at 4:36 PM
not to brag on here but my oral surgeon told me I have "great clots" in my wisdom tooth sockets
Don't forget: it's almost time to stop writing 2024 on forms and instead drawing a picture of a skull with blood pouring from its eye sockets
December 19, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Don't forget: it's almost time to stop writing 2024 on forms and instead drawing a picture of a skull with blood pouring from its eye sockets
MGB: issue 1
12/16
Sockets big wet dream! 💥🏙️
12/16
Sockets big wet dream! 💥🏙️
March 3, 2026 at 9:42 PM
MGB: issue 1
12/16
Sockets big wet dream! 💥🏙️
12/16
Sockets big wet dream! 💥🏙️
Feet popping out the bottom of your rusted cybertruck as you frantically lurch toward the Apple Store, your eye sockets filling with blood
Apple fans are reporting headaches and burst blood vessels as they bring back the Vision Pro before their 14-day return window closes.
Apple fans are starting to return their Vision Pros
That 14-day return window is fast approaching.
www.theverge.com
February 15, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Feet popping out the bottom of your rusted cybertruck as you frantically lurch toward the Apple Store, your eye sockets filling with blood
UK sockets >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all other sockets
October 21, 2024 at 9:24 PM
UK sockets >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all other sockets
Morning cock sockets.
June 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Morning cock sockets.
If you design a tv to be hung on a wall, can you put the hdmi, etc sockets near the outer edge rather than the middle of the back please!?
February 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM
If you design a tv to be hung on a wall, can you put the hdmi, etc sockets near the outer edge rather than the middle of the back please!?
Be weird with me, my adorable little cock sockets~
September 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Be weird with me, my adorable little cock sockets~
Trump (eyes rolling back and forth in their sockets, muttering): I have enemies. They are everywhere.
[Voice raises to a shout]
ENEMIES EVERYWHERE! CUT THEM OUT! ROOT AND BRANCH! CUT THEM OWWWT!
[Voice raises to a shout]
ENEMIES EVERYWHERE! CUT THEM OUT! ROOT AND BRANCH! CUT THEM OWWWT!
October 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Trump (eyes rolling back and forth in their sockets, muttering): I have enemies. They are everywhere.
[Voice raises to a shout]
ENEMIES EVERYWHERE! CUT THEM OUT! ROOT AND BRANCH! CUT THEM OWWWT!
[Voice raises to a shout]
ENEMIES EVERYWHERE! CUT THEM OUT! ROOT AND BRANCH! CUT THEM OWWWT!
My wall sockets take electricity and turn it into music on my turntable! 🥴
Energy Secretary Chris Wright: "At its essence, artificial intelligence takes electricity and turns it into intelligence, empowering Americans."
September 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My wall sockets take electricity and turn it into music on my turntable! 🥴
Mornin' cock sockets.
January 1, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Mornin' cock sockets.
Mornin' cock sockets.
October 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Mornin' cock sockets.
What's up cock sockets
October 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
What's up cock sockets
between this and the jafar piece i guess i discovered the key to drawing a hot man is diamond shaped eye sockets
January 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
between this and the jafar piece i guess i discovered the key to drawing a hot man is diamond shaped eye sockets