Kinda silly of plushies that they wear diapers, if they're using fabric softeners to keep themselves clean and bubbly~
September 16, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Kinda silly of plushies that they wear diapers, if they're using fabric softeners to keep themselves clean and bubbly~
i'm "faking symptoms to get free stool softeners"
March 28, 2026 at 2:59 AM
i'm "faking symptoms to get free stool softeners"
Battle rapping against my neighbor Greg about our favorite fabric softeners
October 23, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Battle rapping against my neighbor Greg about our favorite fabric softeners
Opening my VPN up like I'm Seymour Skinner choosing fabric softeners.
"Hmm... today I'll go with.... Singapore."
"Hmm... today I'll go with.... Singapore."
January 8, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Opening my VPN up like I'm Seymour Skinner choosing fabric softeners.
"Hmm... today I'll go with.... Singapore."
"Hmm... today I'll go with.... Singapore."
They called them seat cushions because stool softeners didn't sound quite right.
April 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
They called them seat cushions because stool softeners didn't sound quite right.
Woman in her twenties and thirties: carefully bookends refusals or criticism with "I'm awfully sorry but" and "I hope that's OK!"
Woman in her forties: inserts softeners out of that habit, consciously starts removing them.
Woman turns fifty: YOU WILL FEAR MY EMAIL AS YOU FEAR DEATH ITSELF.
Woman in her forties: inserts softeners out of that habit, consciously starts removing them.
Woman turns fifty: YOU WILL FEAR MY EMAIL AS YOU FEAR DEATH ITSELF.
March 6, 2024 at 10:48 AM
Woman in her twenties and thirties: carefully bookends refusals or criticism with "I'm awfully sorry but" and "I hope that's OK!"
Woman in her forties: inserts softeners out of that habit, consciously starts removing them.
Woman turns fifty: YOU WILL FEAR MY EMAIL AS YOU FEAR DEATH ITSELF.
Woman in her forties: inserts softeners out of that habit, consciously starts removing them.
Woman turns fifty: YOU WILL FEAR MY EMAIL AS YOU FEAR DEATH ITSELF.
[To the very attractive Target employee] sorry do u know what aisle the stool softeners are in
October 4, 2024 at 8:51 PM
[To the very attractive Target employee] sorry do u know what aisle the stool softeners are in
Please stop using softeners like “bulldozed obstacles” when the correct language is “broke many laws.”
August 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Please stop using softeners like “bulldozed obstacles” when the correct language is “broke many laws.”
Those aren't softeners, though! That's courtesy. Softeners are more like if I'd written the first sentence of this post as "That's a good point, but I don't think those really qualify as softeners."
March 7, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Those aren't softeners, though! That's courtesy. Softeners are more like if I'd written the first sentence of this post as "That's a good point, but I don't think those really qualify as softeners."
Man Softeners create soft men,
January 13, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Man Softeners create soft men,
sometimes you need to wear that old concert t-shirt to remind yourself of a time when you made out with a sexy stranger while thumping music coursed through your veins instead of focusing on how you have to buy more stool softeners
February 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
sometimes you need to wear that old concert t-shirt to remind yourself of a time when you made out with a sexy stranger while thumping music coursed through your veins instead of focusing on how you have to buy more stool softeners
They called them seat cushions because stool softeners didn't sound quite right.
April 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
They called them seat cushions because stool softeners didn't sound quite right.
The versatility of afro hair is unmatched, and my stylist makes art out of my hair, and did her thing again. I embraced going natural (no chemical straighteners or softeners) with my afro hair over 15 years ago. Still one of the best decisions of my adult life.
#CelebratingAfroHair
#CelebratingAfroHair
May 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The versatility of afro hair is unmatched, and my stylist makes art out of my hair, and did her thing again. I embraced going natural (no chemical straighteners or softeners) with my afro hair over 15 years ago. Still one of the best decisions of my adult life.
#CelebratingAfroHair
#CelebratingAfroHair
Fall fabric softeners make me a whole new person, I swear.
September 25, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Fall fabric softeners make me a whole new person, I swear.
I had a business mentor in my early 20s who was a 50-ish lesbian who had hit fuckruptcy and she helped me police my language for softeners and it was SO REVEALING
March 7, 2024 at 3:47 AM
I had a business mentor in my early 20s who was a 50-ish lesbian who had hit fuckruptcy and she helped me police my language for softeners and it was SO REVEALING
We use unscented laundry stuff at home and because of that I can’t stand scented laundry soap. Those tiktoks with people dumping in 800 different scented detergents/softeners/etc give me the willies.
July 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
We use unscented laundry stuff at home and because of that I can’t stand scented laundry soap. Those tiktoks with people dumping in 800 different scented detergents/softeners/etc give me the willies.
Buzzy Wands are great brain softeners, not only they will magically soften up your underwear by transforming them into diapers by touch, but they will make sure that it is the only thing you focus on, as your brain slowly forgets all the unnecessary adult stuff...
September 14, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Buzzy Wands are great brain softeners, not only they will magically soften up your underwear by transforming them into diapers by touch, but they will make sure that it is the only thing you focus on, as your brain slowly forgets all the unnecessary adult stuff...
I’ve heard cushions make good stool softeners?🤭
April 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I’ve heard cushions make good stool softeners?🤭
Vance
Shares make-up tips and skin softeners
Obama
Edits each others books and share charity foundations
Shares make-up tips and skin softeners
Obama
Edits each others books and share charity foundations
June 27, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Vance
Shares make-up tips and skin softeners
Obama
Edits each others books and share charity foundations
Shares make-up tips and skin softeners
Obama
Edits each others books and share charity foundations
As a kid, no one ever tells you that adulthood is actually getting excited to do laundry because the fabric softeners you just bought smell incredible and you can't wait to use them.
September 25, 2026 at 4:46 PM
As a kid, no one ever tells you that adulthood is actually getting excited to do laundry because the fabric softeners you just bought smell incredible and you can't wait to use them.
remove feminizing water softeners. men drink hard water
September 17, 2026 at 4:56 PM
remove feminizing water softeners. men drink hard water
I took 3 stool softeners in the name of Mr. Hankey
December 26, 2023 at 6:06 PM
I took 3 stool softeners in the name of Mr. Hankey
About to start washing clothes that don't even need washing, just for these softeners.
September 25, 2026 at 5:30 PM
About to start washing clothes that don't even need washing, just for these softeners.
water softeners are such a pain in the ass
November 22, 2024 at 6:47 PM
water softeners are such a pain in the ass