#softhat
I’m inventing something called the softhat

It’s like a hard hat, only if an anvil drops on your head, it makes the resulting injury worse.
May 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Donald Trump has made hardhats illegal.

He has proposed a new "softhat" instead; a hat that makes your head weaker and also has secret hyper strong magnets in them to attract metals towards it.
February 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM