Fresh off the hook! "Bantam" Squish Chicken

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#crochet #sohomes 🧶

Thinking of moving to #Minnesota and wondering how to handle the snow? #thefunsizedagent #sohomes #realestate

Things I like to see as a Realtor at an Open House 😁

#sohomes #minnesotarealtor #openhouse

Attempting to get a little creative with the scoring on this loaf.

Lamés are so much fun to use, in a kind of Sweeny Todd sort of way 😅

I do need to go get some rice flour and a shaker to get the true look, but this is good enough for now. #sourdough #bread #minnesota #sohomes

I'm finding myself needing to not only migrate my TT channel to prob. YT, but also enough ppl want the recipes I make during my Lives that apparently I should also either build a website or at least start a Patreon or Ko-Fi?

I welcome any insight on the best course here. #thefunsizedagent #sohomes

REAL ESTATE TIP OF THE DAY:

If you've ever smoked in your home, this is your sign to start working on getting the smell out of your house NOW. Yes, even if you're not going to be selling in the next couple of years. Start now, or lose $30K later. 🧵

#sohomes #mnrealtor #retotd

Good morning Bluesky!

Using my branded mug today because even years later, I'm still just tickled pink with my logo that I designed myself. 😅💜💜

#dailymug #coffee #Minnesota #sohomes

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One of best feelings is when a past client calls me w/a head full of both ideas & anxiety, not all of it real estate-related, and ends the call saying they feel so much better now. We're starting the search for their next place!

This business really is all about creating relationships. 💜 #sohomes

Step 2 for Smoker House:

Multiple ozone treatments. They're worth the 💵 & almost magical in results. But we're not stopping here! This is just to help us not seal 🚬 odor in when painting walls/ceiling/subfloor (if modern plywood) w/Kilz. Might take 2-3x b4 moving on to wall paint. #sohomes #retotd

On average, "Smoker Homes" take longer to sell & sell for less 💵 than an identical home that was not smoked in. Nicotine is incredibly pervasive & hard to get rid of.

"What if I need to sell in the next 30-90 days??" Don't panic; deep cleaning & ozone trmnts help considerably! #sohomes #mnrealtor

I've been feeling pretty down about only having a handful of closed #realestate deals this year & not hitting my goals.

I learned today that 74% of licensed agents, nationwide, haven't closed one single deal this year. I feel slightly better now. 😅

Now accepting new clients for 2025! #sohomes