problem solved
March 3, 2025 at 11:10 AM
problem solved
Just deranged. This was a *solved* problem.
May 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Just deranged. This was a *solved* problem.
Most of our problems could be solved by properly funding public education.
November 21, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Most of our problems could be solved by properly funding public education.
update: male loneliness epidemic solved
September 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
update: male loneliness epidemic solved
Most of our problems could be solved by properly funding public education.
January 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Most of our problems could be solved by properly funding public education.
the mystery of Schrödinger's Psychopath has been solved
August 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
the mystery of Schrödinger's Psychopath has been solved
Someone solved the internet.
February 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Someone solved the internet.
I have solved devaluation of Ruble.
I remain a master strategist.
I remain a master strategist.
November 24, 2024 at 9:00 AM
I have solved devaluation of Ruble.
I remain a master strategist.
I remain a master strategist.
I was under the impression that we “solved" DEl last week.
January 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I was under the impression that we “solved" DEl last week.
We have solved the puzzling mystery.
January 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
We have solved the puzzling mystery.
there, problem solved
August 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
there, problem solved
Study Finds 93% Of Murders Solved By Consulting Victim’s Pet Parrot https://theonion.com/study-finds-93-of-murders-solved-by-consulting-victims-pet-parrot/
January 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Study Finds 93% Of Murders Solved By Consulting Victim’s Pet Parrot https://theonion.com/study-finds-93-of-murders-solved-by-consulting-victims-pet-parrot/
But now she has 175 million dollars worth of private jets so problem solved.
Yet in 2010, Noem—then a congressional candidate—had “20 speeding tickets, three stop-sign violations, two seat-belt violations and a citation for driving with no driver’s license.” She had six court notices for failing to appear, and had two warrants out for her arrest. trib.al/uQSDaqR
ICE Barbie Says Immigrants Are Too Dumb to Drive Semitrucks
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem made the inane claim while bragging about arresting immigrant truck drivers.
trib.al
November 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
But now she has 175 million dollars worth of private jets so problem solved.
Atlanta Airport… looks like ICE wandering around aimlessly has solved everything… 🇺🇸
March 23, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Atlanta Airport… looks like ICE wandering around aimlessly has solved everything… 🇺🇸
Breaking: All Of World’s Problems Solved Overnight While You Were Sleeping https://theonion.com/breaking-all-of-world-s-problems-solved-overnight-whil-1847752837/
March 27, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Breaking: All Of World’s Problems Solved Overnight While You Were Sleeping https://theonion.com/breaking-all-of-world-s-problems-solved-overnight-whil-1847752837/
You literally cannot grow coffee in most of America
January 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
You literally cannot grow coffee in most of America
That was easy! The fentanyl problem is solved. Why didn’t anyone sign a paper before?
July 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
That was easy! The fentanyl problem is solved. Why didn’t anyone sign a paper before?
We haven’t solved multi-region latency on Earth
Next week, Google is putting an experimental satellite into orbit that is the first step towards building A.I. data centers in space. This technology is all still very speculative, but tech leaders are increasingly adamant that this is the future of compute. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/t...
Google Is Sending an A.I. Data Center to Outer Space (Gift Article)
Next Thursday, Google is sending an experimental satellite into orbit that will have enough computing power to answer simple A.I. queries from space.
www.nytimes.com
September 25, 2026 at 4:33 PM
We haven’t solved multi-region latency on Earth
All problems solved.. 😅
February 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
All problems solved.. 😅
We've solved a housing crisis before. Here’s how we’ll do it again.
April 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
We've solved a housing crisis before. Here’s how we’ll do it again.