someone heard “lawyer up” and got worried
Harmeet Dhillon plans to step down from her role leading the Justice Department’s civil rights unit, marking the first senior DOJ official to resign following Democrats’ massive midterm wins.
Justice Department Civil Rights Head Dhillon Plans to Resign
Harmeet Dhillon plans to step down from her role leading the Justice Department’s civil rights unit, marking the first senior DOJ official to resign following Democrats’ massive midterm wins.
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November 5, 2026 at 4:31 PM
someone heard “lawyer up” and got worried
go back a decade and show someone this senate map
November 4, 2026 at 4:08 AM
go back a decade and show someone this senate map
Someone on steam asked me if my game was Woke 3.0
My 3.0 Response:
My 3.0 Response:
November 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Someone on steam asked me if my game was Woke 3.0
My 3.0 Response:
My 3.0 Response:
Scott Jennings looks like someone handed him a shit sandwich
November 4, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Scott Jennings looks like someone handed him a shit sandwich
Can we pick someone else as speaker? Please?
"The American people don't want us to get even; they want us to get things done on their behalf."
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, who is now poised to become the next House Speaker, says that Democrats will focus on affordability concerns and not retribution after their midterm wins.
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, who is now poised to become the next House Speaker, says that Democrats will focus on affordability concerns and not retribution after their midterm wins.
November 4, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Can we pick someone else as speaker? Please?
Someone tell Mike Johnson to clean his shit out of the speakers office
November 4, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Someone tell Mike Johnson to clean his shit out of the speakers office
You ever seen someone accidentally seppuku themselves?
November 4, 2026 at 1:46 AM
You ever seen someone accidentally seppuku themselves?
Did someone order drumsticks?
November 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Did someone order drumsticks?
I think we should also point out that Jimmy Failla is saying this about someone (Abdul El-Sayed) who WAS born in the USA to someone who wasn't (Stuart Varney).
November 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I think we should also point out that Jimmy Failla is saying this about someone (Abdul El-Sayed) who WAS born in the USA to someone who wasn't (Stuart Varney).
lil comm for someone
November 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
lil comm for someone
someone tell guinness
November 4, 2026 at 2:54 AM
someone tell guinness
someone just texted me that SUSAN COLLINS CONCEDED????
the concessions are what truly shocks me
numbers too big for them to January 6 about it so they just rolled over and quit
numbers too big for them to January 6 about it so they just rolled over and quit
November 4, 2026 at 5:19 AM
someone just texted me that SUSAN COLLINS CONCEDED????
telling someone awful to kill themselves off platform: endorsed by bluesky
telling someone awful to kill themselves on platform: straight to jail
telling someone awful to kill themselves on platform: straight to jail
November 5, 2026 at 4:08 AM
telling someone awful to kill themselves off platform: endorsed by bluesky
telling someone awful to kill themselves on platform: straight to jail
telling someone awful to kill themselves on platform: straight to jail
Someone wanna lend a hand, or a hole?
November 4, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Someone wanna lend a hand, or a hole?
Someone sounds scared….
November 4, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Someone sounds scared….
idk random macro shrinking someone
November 4, 2026 at 4:38 AM
idk random macro shrinking someone
Can't wait to hear someone say "it's time to heal." It'll be pretty rich, coming from the infection.
November 4, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Can't wait to hear someone say "it's time to heal." It'll be pretty rich, coming from the infection.
Can someone check on Haus Alito to see the flag situation over there?
November 4, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Can someone check on Haus Alito to see the flag situation over there?
A guy in a polymarket sweatshirt walks by angrily yelling “If I have to choose between bombing someone and bombing someone I’m just not going to fucking vote”
November 4, 2026 at 3:12 AM
A guy in a polymarket sweatshirt walks by angrily yelling “If I have to choose between bombing someone and bombing someone I’m just not going to fucking vote”
can someone do a reverse wellness check on Trump and make sure he's not okay?
November 4, 2026 at 3:19 AM
can someone do a reverse wellness check on Trump and make sure he's not okay?
as someone who went to Texas public schools for my entire education: holy shit
THIS JUST IN: Democrats have FLIPPED the Texas State Board of Education!
This is a monumental win for Texas students, families, and the entire education community in our great state.
Congratulations to our incredible candidates!
This is a monumental win for Texas students, families, and the entire education community in our great state.
Congratulations to our incredible candidates!
November 4, 2026 at 8:47 PM
as someone who went to Texas public schools for my entire education: holy shit
quick someone tell the new york times
Very good chance that Ty Pinkins, the former Democratic who ran as independent, will have more votes than the margin of victory in the MS Senate race, which the Republican narrowly leads.
November 4, 2026 at 4:46 AM
quick someone tell the new york times
Tried dming someone first and this happened to me
November 2, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Tried dming someone first and this happened to me
I'd prefer someone less terrible, thanks
November 4, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I'd prefer someone less terrible, thanks
How do I pin someone else’s tweet
Okay, I'm gonna try to go to bed. There better be like, 400 Supreme Court Justices by the time I wake up tomorrow.
November 4, 2026 at 4:42 AM
How do I pin someone else’s tweet