go back a decade and show someone this senate map
November 4, 2026 at 4:08 AM
go back a decade and show someone this senate map
Scott Jennings looks like someone handed him a shit sandwich
November 4, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Scott Jennings looks like someone handed him a shit sandwich
Can we pick someone else as speaker? Please?
"The American people don't want us to get even; they want us to get things done on their behalf."
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, who is now poised to become the next House Speaker, says that Democrats will focus on affordability concerns and not retribution after their midterm wins.
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, who is now poised to become the next House Speaker, says that Democrats will focus on affordability concerns and not retribution after their midterm wins.
November 4, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Can we pick someone else as speaker? Please?
Someone tell Mike Johnson to clean his shit out of the speakers office
November 4, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Someone tell Mike Johnson to clean his shit out of the speakers office
Someone on steam asked me if my game was Woke 3.0
My 3.0 Response:
My 3.0 Response:
November 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Someone on steam asked me if my game was Woke 3.0
My 3.0 Response:
My 3.0 Response:
You ever seen someone accidentally seppuku themselves?
November 4, 2026 at 1:46 AM
You ever seen someone accidentally seppuku themselves?
I think we should also point out that Jimmy Failla is saying this about someone (Abdul El-Sayed) who WAS born in the USA to someone who wasn't (Stuart Varney).
November 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I think we should also point out that Jimmy Failla is saying this about someone (Abdul El-Sayed) who WAS born in the USA to someone who wasn't (Stuart Varney).
lil comm for someone
November 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
lil comm for someone
someone tell guinness
November 4, 2026 at 2:54 AM
someone tell guinness
someone just texted me that SUSAN COLLINS CONCEDED????
the concessions are what truly shocks me
numbers too big for them to January 6 about it so they just rolled over and quit
numbers too big for them to January 6 about it so they just rolled over and quit
November 4, 2026 at 5:19 AM
someone just texted me that SUSAN COLLINS CONCEDED????
idk random macro shrinking someone
November 4, 2026 at 4:38 AM
idk random macro shrinking someone
Tried dming someone first and this happened to me
November 2, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Tried dming someone first and this happened to me
Good morning & welcome to Roast Dinner Day
Somewhere today, someone will make a stranger smile, someone will find the courage to begin again & someone will discover that the world is a little kinder than they thought
Perhaps, without even realising it, that someone will be you
Somewhere today, someone will make a stranger smile, someone will find the courage to begin again & someone will discover that the world is a little kinder than they thought
Perhaps, without even realising it, that someone will be you
November 1, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Good morning & welcome to Roast Dinner Day
Somewhere today, someone will make a stranger smile, someone will find the courage to begin again & someone will discover that the world is a little kinder than they thought
Perhaps, without even realising it, that someone will be you
Somewhere today, someone will make a stranger smile, someone will find the courage to begin again & someone will discover that the world is a little kinder than they thought
Perhaps, without even realising it, that someone will be you
A guy in a polymarket sweatshirt walks by angrily yelling “If I have to choose between bombing someone and bombing someone I’m just not going to fucking vote”
November 4, 2026 at 3:12 AM
A guy in a polymarket sweatshirt walks by angrily yelling “If I have to choose between bombing someone and bombing someone I’m just not going to fucking vote”
Someone sounds scared….
November 4, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Someone sounds scared….
can someone do a reverse wellness check on Trump and make sure he's not okay?
November 4, 2026 at 3:19 AM
can someone do a reverse wellness check on Trump and make sure he's not okay?
Someone get this greedy cow outta here!!!
November 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Someone get this greedy cow outta here!!!
Can't wait to hear someone say "it's time to heal." It'll be pretty rich, coming from the infection.
November 4, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Can't wait to hear someone say "it's time to heal." It'll be pretty rich, coming from the infection.
Can someone check on Haus Alito to see the flag situation over there?
November 4, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Can someone check on Haus Alito to see the flag situation over there?
Someone wanna lend a hand, or a hole?
November 4, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Someone wanna lend a hand, or a hole?
quick someone tell the new york times
Very good chance that Ty Pinkins, the former Democratic who ran as independent, will have more votes than the margin of victory in the MS Senate race, which the Republican narrowly leads.
November 4, 2026 at 4:46 AM
quick someone tell the new york times
How do I pin someone else’s tweet
Okay, I'm gonna try to go to bed. There better be like, 400 Supreme Court Justices by the time I wake up tomorrow.
November 4, 2026 at 4:42 AM
How do I pin someone else’s tweet
November 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Did someone say duck?
November 2, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Did someone say duck?
Goons kidnapping someone in North Hollywood!
Please keep your people safe.
Please keep your people safe.
November 1, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Goons kidnapping someone in North Hollywood!
Please keep your people safe.
Please keep your people safe.