Not sure where they all came from but I know where they all wound up... #dadlife #somethingiswrongwithme

What i suffer through every single day

#Imnotgoodenough
#dailystruggle #somethingiswrongwithme

I just explained to @mikigarrison which members of the A-Team her cats would be. #fb #somethingiswrongwithme

Any super power that ends in urine-soaked shrapnel is ill-considered is all I'm saying. #tweetwalking #somethingiswrongwithme

i think i am going to start catfishing twinks on grindr and then disemboweling them when they show up to my home #somethingiswrongwithme