#sorryboss
regrettably I made eye contact with a kid who tried to climb the down escalator on the subway and almost ate shit #sorryboss
October 6, 2026 at 11:13 AM
stayed up too late last night and showed up to work mad cranky #sorryboss
August 26, 2026 at 12:07 AM
In my 40+ years on this Earth, I have found one eternal truth:

When you are alone in a room and wish someone would drop in...

...fart.

Fate will ALWAYS send those you love or respect to bask in the rankest miasmas your body can produce.

#sorryhoney #sorryboss
May 12, 2026 at 1:08 PM
There's an extra special experience here because we can hear Haji muttering things live because Thomas is somewhere behind Amy. #SorryBoss
November 12, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Sorry boss 🥺

#Meme #VSky #SorryBoss
September 9, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Birthday snow arrived ahead of schedule, and I’m here for it! Snow day tomorrow would be the perfect bonus. ❄️💙 #seattle #sunday #snowday #sorryboss #cantcomeintomorrow #needtofinishmysnowman
February 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
@Office365India #sorryboss I spent an hour trying to squeeze into my chaddis after over-eating on the weekend.
December 5, 2024 at 11:18 PM
tomanocu, levei uma comida de rabo da minha chefe que até tive que ir no banheiro chorar😅😂😂😅😅 #ilovemyjob #sorryboss
October 8, 2024 at 1:03 PM
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