Luna Bean here with an important update: I am healing beautifully, being denied access to my ball, and surviving what can only be described as a hostage situation. Between post-op recovery, unpredictable Illinois weather, and an umbrella that apparently decided to begin a new life elsewhere, this week has been full of excitement. Thankfully, the humans remain supervised, the garden survived, and my return to official Dingo Activities™ is getting closer every day. Until then, I will continue my important work of protecting Mama, monitoring suspicious vibes, and advocating for increased peanut butter pie compensation.