Trump's brain is just flitting from topic to topic without him finishing a thought or speaking coherently. Get a load of this.
September 30, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Trump's brain is just flitting from topic to topic without him finishing a thought or speaking coherently. Get a load of this.
At the very end, a tiny still barely functioning brain cell reminded him he's speaking at a Hispanic Heritage event.
Trump: "The greatest ballroom ever built -- it's also a tremendous military complex with a drone port on top. Be careful. Don't fall over the edge. And only a Hispanic could survive that fall."
September 30, 2026 at 6:55 PM
At the very end, a tiny still barely functioning brain cell reminded him he's speaking at a Hispanic Heritage event.
Speaking of mission-creep of being stupidly provocative, the takeover of the brain of the owner of the @washingtonpost.com is complete
September 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Speaking of mission-creep of being stupidly provocative, the takeover of the brain of the owner of the @washingtonpost.com is complete
Being brain dead has never stopped Mitch McConnell from speaking for 20 minutes before.
July 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Being brain dead has never stopped Mitch McConnell from speaking for 20 minutes before.
Yes. It’s almost like my brain goes into shock hearing him - truth, intelligence, and guts. Comparatively speaking.
September 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Yes. It’s almost like my brain goes into shock hearing him - truth, intelligence, and guts. Comparatively speaking.
my non native english speaking brain was like "they started smooching?"
September 11, 2026 at 9:54 PM
my non native english speaking brain was like "they started smooching?"
was reading thai translated manga and now my brain is very thai speaking
October 2, 2026 at 12:36 PM
was reading thai translated manga and now my brain is very thai speaking
Wary of speaking it into existence but between Trump's debilitating case of Permanently 1989 Brain Disorder and given the other creeps he's appointed, I feel like we have to consider the possibility of Karl Malone getting appointed to this job.
BREAKING: Louis DeJoy has just resigned as Postmaster General, effective immediately.
March 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Wary of speaking it into existence but between Trump's debilitating case of Permanently 1989 Brain Disorder and given the other creeps he's appointed, I feel like we have to consider the possibility of Karl Malone getting appointed to this job.
Speaking of, am I the only one whose childhood brain somehow melded these two into one perfect uber-crush? I cannot think of one without the other.
November 21, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Speaking of, am I the only one whose childhood brain somehow melded these two into one perfect uber-crush? I cannot think of one without the other.
In his sectarianly stunted brain he can't countenance Protestants speaking out about seeing Nationalists being mistreated.
October 2, 2026 at 1:56 PM
In his sectarianly stunted brain he can't countenance Protestants speaking out about seeing Nationalists being mistreated.
IT'S ME BOY I'M YOUR PS5
SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN
SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN
August 11, 2025 at 7:55 AM
IT'S ME BOY I'M YOUR PS5
SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN
SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN
initial feedback is “good content but talk faster,” which feels rude. i’m not speaking slower for dramatic effect, this is as fast as my brain can go
i said 8 months ago I’d do TikTok and I am a man of my word. here’s me talking about how Trump is going to steal this election
we’re on TikTok now
October 22, 2024 at 3:29 AM
initial feedback is “good content but talk faster,” which feels rude. i’m not speaking slower for dramatic effect, this is as fast as my brain can go
Physiologically speaking, clinical depression is a state of quiet intense anger, and it literally kills brain cells.
What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders?
I'll start: Amazon makes more money out of their Cloud services than out of their e-commerce platform.
I'll start: Amazon makes more money out of their Cloud services than out of their e-commerce platform.
October 16, 2023 at 4:22 PM
Physiologically speaking, clinical depression is a state of quiet intense anger, and it literally kills brain cells.
Brain injuries apparently can completely change the person you once were.
March 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Brain injuries apparently can completely change the person you once were.
Shhhh..you're using your brain and speaking facts. That's like poison to the hateful ones like him.
January 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Shhhh..you're using your brain and speaking facts. That's like poison to the hateful ones like him.
“Why aren’t you speaking in respectful terms about your invaders” discourse actually hurts my brain more than a kinzhal hypersonic being intercepted above my house atp
January 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
“Why aren’t you speaking in respectful terms about your invaders” discourse actually hurts my brain more than a kinzhal hypersonic being intercepted above my house atp
the free press, speaking truth to power
August 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
the free press, speaking truth to power
kitty doesn't have a brain literally speaking but what it has now basically functions as one
July 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
kitty doesn't have a brain literally speaking but what it has now basically functions as one
This should not be taken as a claim that I am fully speaking French during this time. Rather, my brain has temporarily entirely lost the notion of the meaning of words.
April 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This should not be taken as a claim that I am fully speaking French during this time. Rather, my brain has temporarily entirely lost the notion of the meaning of words.
look, what if your brain was made of cheese, and it was that sardinian cheese with maggots in it, and the maggots were themselves, separately from the function of the cheese as part of your brain, speaking chinese using a giant lookup table? would you understand chinese?
October 2, 2026 at 3:53 AM
look, what if your brain was made of cheese, and it was that sardinian cheese with maggots in it, and the maggots were themselves, separately from the function of the cheese as part of your brain, speaking chinese using a giant lookup table? would you understand chinese?
theres an easy way to get my brain to listen when your speaking to me
August 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
theres an easy way to get my brain to listen when your speaking to me
Trump is down to two brain cells and currently they aren’t on speaking terms.
April 2, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Trump is down to two brain cells and currently they aren’t on speaking terms.
I wonder if speaking to an AI like it’s your battered spouse all day does anything bad to your brain
A friend of mine shared this on Facebook and it’s so weird to me that this is software development now.
June 29, 2026 at 7:44 AM
I wonder if speaking to an AI like it’s your battered spouse all day does anything bad to your brain