I wonder what cheap gold tat they'll add to the Spitehouse to try to salve Trumplethinskin after today's Court losses?
June 30, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I wonder what cheap gold tat they'll add to the Spitehouse to try to salve Trumplethinskin after today's Court losses?
Knew Trumplethinskin's latest ornament on the Spitehouse felt familiar....
June 30, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Knew Trumplethinskin's latest ornament on the Spitehouse felt familiar....
He's labelled everything in gold in the Spitehouse so he knows what room is what.
Standard support for dementia patients.
Standard support for dementia patients.
The White House has become Dollar Store Caesar’s Palace.
Donald Trump has always been an extraordinarily tacky man. I remember when they first showed the inside of his Trump Tower condo on “The Apprentice.” We were supposed to marvel at the luxury. I laughed at the vulgarity.
Donald Trump has always been an extraordinarily tacky man. I remember when they first showed the inside of his Trump Tower condo on “The Apprentice.” We were supposed to marvel at the luxury. I laughed at the vulgarity.
July 11, 2026 at 3:46 PM
He's labelled everything in gold in the Spitehouse so he knows what room is what.
Standard support for dementia patients.
Standard support for dementia patients.
The Spitehouse itself put out this photo of Dear Leader.
Focus on the face.
He's half brown and half pink.
His chin and mouth don't match the nose.
THIS is the BEST they could do with his rotting pre-corpse 🤣
Focus on the face.
He's half brown and half pink.
His chin and mouth don't match the nose.
THIS is the BEST they could do with his rotting pre-corpse 🤣
April 12, 2026 at 6:55 PM
The Spitehouse itself put out this photo of Dear Leader.
Focus on the face.
He's half brown and half pink.
His chin and mouth don't match the nose.
THIS is the BEST they could do with his rotting pre-corpse 🤣
Focus on the face.
He's half brown and half pink.
His chin and mouth don't match the nose.
THIS is the BEST they could do with his rotting pre-corpse 🤣
Remember when the intact Spitehouse had functional human beings as tenants?
Seems like five lifetimes ago
Every day with Trumplethinskin at large feels too long.
Seems like five lifetimes ago
Every day with Trumplethinskin at large feels too long.
April 10, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Remember when the intact Spitehouse had functional human beings as tenants?
Seems like five lifetimes ago
Every day with Trumplethinskin at large feels too long.
Seems like five lifetimes ago
Every day with Trumplethinskin at large feels too long.
Please let his arrogance have him squaring up to an actual MMA fighter come the Spitehouse lawn event in June.
March 23, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Please let his arrogance have him squaring up to an actual MMA fighter come the Spitehouse lawn event in June.
This is why the Spitehouse banned CNN.
For reporting factual polling.
For reporting factual polling.
"Trump makes George W Bush look popular by comparison" -- Enten unpacks Trump's -42 approval rating on foreign affairs and how "it's the lowest any president has ever had on foreign affairs"
September 22, 2026 at 3:07 PM
This is why the Spitehouse banned CNN.
For reporting factual polling.
For reporting factual polling.
Bravo Fernando Mendoza.
Refused to come to the Spitehouse with a nice excuse.
P!ssing Trumplethinskin off.
Refused to come to the Spitehouse with a nice excuse.
P!ssing Trumplethinskin off.
Trump: "Fernando Mendoza, the reason he's not here -- he was so nice -- he called -- because actually, JD, he's a big fan of ours. You wouldn't believe it, because he didn't show up. I'm not happy. He's at spring training, right?"
May 12, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Bravo Fernando Mendoza.
Refused to come to the Spitehouse with a nice excuse.
P!ssing Trumplethinskin off.
Refused to come to the Spitehouse with a nice excuse.
P!ssing Trumplethinskin off.
We're about to have all the best independent media on a Spitehouse hit-list now they own and control the legacy media.
Congrats Rick Wilson on the White House shout out 🏆
https://www.whitehouse.gov/media-bias-reporter/rick-wilson/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/media-bias-reporter/rick-wilson/
June 6, 2026 at 4:31 PM
We're about to have all the best independent media on a Spitehouse hit-list now they own and control the legacy media.
Ripping children away from their homes and throwing them in US concentration camps isn’t demonstrating ICE’s claims of clearing the country of dangerous criminals, drug dealers, rapists and terrorists. Instead… it’s just evil. No more. No less. Not sugarcoated. #cakehouse #spitehouse #photography
January 24, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Ripping children away from their homes and throwing them in US concentration camps isn’t demonstrating ICE’s claims of clearing the country of dangerous criminals, drug dealers, rapists and terrorists. Instead… it’s just evil. No more. No less. Not sugarcoated. #cakehouse #spitehouse #photography
Um.... it seems to be his Spitehouse now.
If he gets that bunker completed he's going to squat in there and refuse to move.
At that point I suggest concreting over the lot and putting a garden on top.
If he gets that bunker completed he's going to squat in there and refuse to move.
At that point I suggest concreting over the lot and putting a garden on top.
August 4, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Um.... it seems to be his Spitehouse now.
If he gets that bunker completed he's going to squat in there and refuse to move.
At that point I suggest concreting over the lot and putting a garden on top.
If he gets that bunker completed he's going to squat in there and refuse to move.
At that point I suggest concreting over the lot and putting a garden on top.
as much as I dislike nimbys, I kinda have a fondness for spitehouses. I see up as the ultimate spitehouse.
May 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
as much as I dislike nimbys, I kinda have a fondness for spitehouses. I see up as the ultimate spitehouse.
It's not just a massive protest.
It's the USA showing THIS is who they truly are.
Not the insane megalomaniacal wannabe. King squatting in his gold-plated and painted Spitehouse.
✨️ Good Trouble✨️
It's the USA showing THIS is who they truly are.
Not the insane megalomaniacal wannabe. King squatting in his gold-plated and painted Spitehouse.
✨️ Good Trouble✨️
March 28, 2026 at 12:53 PM
It's not just a massive protest.
It's the USA showing THIS is who they truly are.
Not the insane megalomaniacal wannabe. King squatting in his gold-plated and painted Spitehouse.
✨️ Good Trouble✨️
It's the USA showing THIS is who they truly are.
Not the insane megalomaniacal wannabe. King squatting in his gold-plated and painted Spitehouse.
✨️ Good Trouble✨️
Spite House (punk hardcore / CA) sortira son nouvel album 'Desertion' le 12 septembre chez Pure Noise Records. Premier extrait à découvrir via son clip : buff.ly/g8kNUrj
#spitehouse #newmusic #musicnews #newsingle #nowplaying #nowlistening #nowspinning #musicvideo #nowwatching
#spitehouse #newmusic #musicnews #newsingle #nowplaying #nowlistening #nowspinning #musicvideo #nowwatching
June 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Spite House (punk hardcore / CA) sortira son nouvel album 'Desertion' le 12 septembre chez Pure Noise Records. Premier extrait à découvrir via son clip : buff.ly/g8kNUrj
#spitehouse #newmusic #musicnews #newsingle #nowplaying #nowlistening #nowspinning #musicvideo #nowwatching
#spitehouse #newmusic #musicnews #newsingle #nowplaying #nowlistening #nowspinning #musicvideo #nowwatching
First artwork of 2025—as seen from our apartment—is the back of a narrow spitehouse I’ve been fascinated about. #paletteknifepainting #oilpainting #nycpainting #nycpainter #harlem #harlemart #harlempainter #harlempainting
January 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
First artwork of 2025—as seen from our apartment—is the back of a narrow spitehouse I’ve been fascinated about. #paletteknifepainting #oilpainting #nycpainting #nycpainter #harlem #harlemart #harlempainter #harlempainting
And I'm pretty sure 70 nillion of them want to again.
He's not leaving the Spitehouse unless it's horizontally feet-first.
He showed the USA who we've been telling them they are for a long time.
He's not leaving the Spitehouse unless it's horizontally feet-first.
He showed the USA who we've been telling them they are for a long time.
June 7, 2026 at 8:34 PM
And I'm pretty sure 70 nillion of them want to again.
He's not leaving the Spitehouse unless it's horizontally feet-first.
He showed the USA who we've been telling them they are for a long time.
He's not leaving the Spitehouse unless it's horizontally feet-first.
He showed the USA who we've been telling them they are for a long time.
The Redneck Spitehouse, still ⅓ a demolition zone, another ⅓ this sh!t, the rest tacky, paved-over gold-plated, Versailles-lite.
The USA hasn't even reached its 250th birthday and they've got a King waging war and piracy, utterly unchecked.
The USA hasn't even reached its 250th birthday and they've got a King waging war and piracy, utterly unchecked.
Bud Light branding is up on the White House grounds ahead of Sunday's UFC fight
(Saul Loeb/Getty)
(Saul Loeb/Getty)
June 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
The Redneck Spitehouse, still ⅓ a demolition zone, another ⅓ this sh!t, the rest tacky, paved-over gold-plated, Versailles-lite.
The USA hasn't even reached its 250th birthday and they've got a King waging war and piracy, utterly unchecked.
The USA hasn't even reached its 250th birthday and they've got a King waging war and piracy, utterly unchecked.
He's a demented octogenarian with a shaky grasp on reality and needs rooms to be named at the Spitehouse dementia care unit.
August 1, 2026 at 7:42 PM
He's a demented octogenarian with a shaky grasp on reality and needs rooms to be named at the Spitehouse dementia care unit.
"Fredrick Emerson was 6'2" and built like God considered making him a wall before making him a man." #SpiteHouse
September 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
"Fredrick Emerson was 6'2" and built like God considered making him a wall before making him a man." #SpiteHouse
Renamed Trump's Spitehouse.
March 22, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Renamed Trump's Spitehouse.
Reading the verbatim transcript of Trumplethinskin's Sharpie rant is genuinely sobering.
USA citizens are going to die for a megalomaniacal con-man in an illegal war Israel goaded him into.
Him.
There's nobody making sobering long-term decisions in the Spitehouse, Congress, or the Republican Party.
USA citizens are going to die for a megalomaniacal con-man in an illegal war Israel goaded him into.
Him.
There's nobody making sobering long-term decisions in the Spitehouse, Congress, or the Republican Party.
March 26, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Reading the verbatim transcript of Trumplethinskin's Sharpie rant is genuinely sobering.
USA citizens are going to die for a megalomaniacal con-man in an illegal war Israel goaded him into.
Him.
There's nobody making sobering long-term decisions in the Spitehouse, Congress, or the Republican Party.
USA citizens are going to die for a megalomaniacal con-man in an illegal war Israel goaded him into.
Him.
There's nobody making sobering long-term decisions in the Spitehouse, Congress, or the Republican Party.
Same. It's literally what it is now! #SpiteHouse
May 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Same. It's literally what it is now! #SpiteHouse
It's SO bad.
So tacky.
So obviously plastic stuff just superglued to the walls.
I do feel we need to all talk more about the fact his frontotemporal dementia is now so severe he needs the Spitehouse rooms to have labels.
Otherwise he wouldn't know where to go.
So tacky.
So obviously plastic stuff just superglued to the walls.
I do feel we need to all talk more about the fact his frontotemporal dementia is now so severe he needs the Spitehouse rooms to have labels.
Otherwise he wouldn't know where to go.
July 24, 2026 at 11:17 AM
It's SO bad.
So tacky.
So obviously plastic stuff just superglued to the walls.
I do feel we need to all talk more about the fact his frontotemporal dementia is now so severe he needs the Spitehouse rooms to have labels.
Otherwise he wouldn't know where to go.
So tacky.
So obviously plastic stuff just superglued to the walls.
I do feel we need to all talk more about the fact his frontotemporal dementia is now so severe he needs the Spitehouse rooms to have labels.
Otherwise he wouldn't know where to go.
The Redneck Spitehouse is looking frucking ridiculous 🤣
June 14, 2026 at 7:29 AM
The Redneck Spitehouse is looking frucking ridiculous 🤣