*spittake*
“The current state of American capitalism isn’t sustainable. It doesn’t deserve to be sustained. And the best way to avoid an American version of “eat the rich” is to fix the current “let them eat cake” distortion of capitalism into which we’ve fallen.”
www.thebulwark.com/p/let-them-e...
www.thebulwark.com/p/let-them-e...
Let Them Eat AI-Generated Cake
Elon Musk and the coming twilight of the elites.
www.thebulwark.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
*spittake*
spittake
Wanna see the most wrong poster on the OTHER site?
Its been 2 days and i still can't even catch my breath when i think about this:
Its been 2 days and i still can't even catch my breath when i think about this:
April 7, 2026 at 12:09 AM
spittake
Critical Role Sam Spittake
Alt: Critical Role Sam Spittake
static.klipy.com
September 14, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Day 53 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
October 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Day 53 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
Spittake bsky.app/profile/conv...
The writers of every 80s college movie and like NCIS got together and the assignment was pinko college professor
March 28, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Spittake bsky.app/profile/conv...
Spittake.
December 5, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Spittake.
//spittake
You're still giving. So, let's aim higher. How about $4,048 to make the first Black member of Congress from Alabama's 2nd the reason Mike Johnson has to go back to monitoring his son's porn intake full-time?
secure.actblue.com/donate/firej...
secure.actblue.com/donate/firej...
November 1, 2024 at 4:05 PM
//spittake
*SPITTAKE* THERE'S A WEREWOLF ROLLER COASTER AT UNIVERSAL ??? EXCUSE ME???!!
August 27, 2026 at 5:24 AM
*SPITTAKE* THERE'S A WEREWOLF ROLLER COASTER AT UNIVERSAL ??? EXCUSE ME???!!
*SPITTAKE*
EXCUSE ME???!?!?!?!
EXCUSE ME???!?!?!?!
March 2, 2026 at 11:51 PM
*SPITTAKE*
EXCUSE ME???!?!?!?!
EXCUSE ME???!?!?!?!
*SPITTAKE*
HELLO THERE, MURASAMEMON 👀💦
HELLO THERE, MURASAMEMON 👀💦
August 2, 2025 at 9:33 AM
*SPITTAKE*
HELLO THERE, MURASAMEMON 👀💦
HELLO THERE, MURASAMEMON 👀💦
#spittake
Chris Rufo is like "we need to get all this queer stuff out of New College and instead focus on the Classical works of *checks notes* the ancient Greeks"
August 11, 2023 at 11:38 PM
#spittake
Spittake mushrooms
January 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Spittake mushrooms
i did a literal spittake when i remembered what this was oh my god
we’re doing really important stuff here
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
i did a literal spittake when i remembered what this was oh my god
*spittake*
The "how much do you like dogs" chart we all needed.
September 17, 2026 at 12:00 PM
*spittake*
*SPITTAKE*
POWERWOLF IS GONNA BE AT AFTERSHOCK??!?!?
OH MY GOD...I...NEED TO GO NOW
POWERWOLF IS GONNA BE AT AFTERSHOCK??!?!?
OH MY GOD...I...NEED TO GO NOW
May 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
*SPITTAKE*
POWERWOLF IS GONNA BE AT AFTERSHOCK??!?!?
OH MY GOD...I...NEED TO GO NOW
POWERWOLF IS GONNA BE AT AFTERSHOCK??!?!?
OH MY GOD...I...NEED TO GO NOW
Yeah I nearly did a spittake reading that quote. Has that dude been in a coma for the past decade?!
1/"I'm worried that finance will get weaponised too". Head of one of the world's "largest sovereign wealth funds" is about to get a terrible wake up call. Business is blind to the real risks of economic war under Trump. Putting their heads under a blanket is not strategy.
www.ft.com/content/f500...
www.ft.com/content/f500...
Trump’s new economic war
The president’s ultimatums and demands on allies and rivals suggest he will use America’s financial might as a cudgel
www.ft.com
January 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Yeah I nearly did a spittake reading that quote. Has that dude been in a coma for the past decade?!
as well as the *spittake* say WHAT?
September 4, 2024 at 4:05 AM
as well as the *spittake* say WHAT?
*spittake* Wait, what?! And they kept this a secret for how long?!
Sam Neill has a role in the live-action ‘Legend of Zelda’ movie ⚔️
It is his final on-screen performance
(via Deadline)
It is his final on-screen performance
(via Deadline)
August 6, 2026 at 8:33 PM
*spittake* Wait, what?! And they kept this a secret for how long?!
**spittake collapsing into helpless laughter**
August 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
**spittake collapsing into helpless laughter**
Doug still gets me. Really loved a lot of his earlier works and art. It's a shame he's a complete dipshit.
Needy Streamer Overload: Needy Girl Overdoss Spittake
ALT: Needy Streamer Overload: Needy Girl Overdoss Spittake
static.klipy.com
September 23, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Doug still gets me. Really loved a lot of his earlier works and art. It's a shame he's a complete dipshit.
*spittake*
that time when mcdonalds was spreading butt-cheeks for christmas.
*the shit i end up writing in these alt texts, yall*
*the shit i end up writing in these alt texts, yall*
August 1, 2024 at 9:04 PM
*spittake*
[Actual spittake]
September 28, 2026 at 2:11 PM
[Actual spittake]
Critical Role Sam Spittake
ALT: Critical Role Sam Spittake
static.klipy.com
September 23, 2026 at 9:56 PM
You owe me a keyboard for that spittake..
April 15, 2026 at 8:55 PM
You owe me a keyboard for that spittake..