in which Mike Johnson attempts to scripture-splain to the [checks notes] Pope
Q: Pope Leo cited Matthew 25:35 to critique Donald Trump's mass deportation agenda. How would you respond to Pope Leo in scripture?
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
MIKE JOHNSON: Sovereign borders are biblical and right and just. It's not because we hate the people on the outside. It's because we love the people on the inside.
February 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
in which Mike Johnson attempts to scripture-splain to the [checks notes] Pope
JD Vance on CBS is still trying to Catholic-splain to the freakin' Pope
June 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
JD Vance on CBS is still trying to Catholic-splain to the freakin' Pope
So, lemme 'splain why this is nonsense...
February 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
So, lemme 'splain why this is nonsense...
The Trump tariffs are "stackable," and so average tariff rates are higher than you're seeing in most media reports. Lemme 'splain.
May 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The Trump tariffs are "stackable," and so average tariff rates are higher than you're seeing in most media reports. Lemme 'splain.
"That's a ridiculous answer" -- Rand Paul tries to MAGA-splain vaccines to the former CDC director
September 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
"That's a ridiculous answer" -- Rand Paul tries to MAGA-splain vaccines to the former CDC director
splain it to me slower this time.
February 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
splain it to me slower this time.
JD Vance attempts to AI-splain concerns about AI spinning out of control to the CEO of Anthropic
February 17, 2026 at 8:42 PM
JD Vance attempts to AI-splain concerns about AI spinning out of control to the CEO of Anthropic
Splain it to me
January 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Splain it to me
Little Johnson tries to Bible splain to the pope, also says the government shouldn't show proof to enter your home.
February 3, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Little Johnson tries to Bible splain to the pope, also says the government shouldn't show proof to enter your home.
Youth pastor: you know who else worked to 'splain the truth to man...
October 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Youth pastor: you know who else worked to 'splain the truth to man...
This is a VERY good ‘splain!
I did a short video on what all the recent Epstein distraction documents dropped by Tulsi show -- like that she must fire herself!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr65...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr65...
Tulsi Gabbard makes the case for her own firing and Jim Jordan's imprisonment!
YouTube video by emptywheel
www.youtube.com
August 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This is a VERY good ‘splain!
no I don’t want the sparkly little icon to bot-splain to me how to write an e-mail, leave me tf alone
May 20, 2026 at 2:07 AM
no I don’t want the sparkly little icon to bot-splain to me how to write an e-mail, leave me tf alone
Donvict, you got some 'splain to do.
April 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Donvict, you got some 'splain to do.
"A tariff-fueled inflation is different than a normal inflation... It is a much more painful form of inflation."
Lemme 'splain why.
Lemme 'splain why.
September 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"A tariff-fueled inflation is different than a normal inflation... It is a much more painful form of inflation."
Lemme 'splain why.
Lemme 'splain why.
Small tariffs create small problems and big tariffs create huge ones.
Lemme 'splain.
Lemme 'splain.
April 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Small tariffs create small problems and big tariffs create huge ones.
Lemme 'splain.
Lemme 'splain.
Our new promotional photos from the actual House Of Splain.
September 27, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Our new promotional photos from the actual House Of Splain.
"any economist with a pulse thinks it's a bad idea to fire a Fed chair for no reason."
Lemme 'splain why....
Lemme 'splain why....
July 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
"any economist with a pulse thinks it's a bad idea to fire a Fed chair for no reason."
Lemme 'splain why....
Lemme 'splain why....
Splain yourself, Lucy.
December 30, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Splain yourself, Lucy.
"Are the tariffs raising prices here at home?"
My answer: A bit, and slowly, and lemme 'splain why.
My answer: A bit, and slowly, and lemme 'splain why.
July 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
"Are the tariffs raising prices here at home?"
My answer: A bit, and slowly, and lemme 'splain why.
My answer: A bit, and slowly, and lemme 'splain why.
Lemme 'splain all the exciting news that came out of the high stakes US-China trade talks, and their exciting new agreement to agree on an old agreement.
June 11, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Lemme 'splain all the exciting news that came out of the high stakes US-China trade talks, and their exciting new agreement to agree on an old agreement.
but please go ahead, west-splain my own continents history to me
June 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
but please go ahead, west-splain my own continents history to me
I wish someone could cope-splain the ending of Battlestar Galactica to me like this. I'm so jealous.
Lost is peak and the ending is great. It was failed by poor media literacy of the audience and being better suited for modern day binge model rather than weekly releases on a network where audiences couldn’t follow the details weekly. The biggest “criticism” people have is 100% a misread of events.
January 3, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I wish someone could cope-splain the ending of Battlestar Galactica to me like this. I'm so jealous.
If using chemical agents is illegal everywhere else in the world, why does DHS get to use it on Americans? Teargas, Bear spray, etc. 'Splain it to me like I'm in Kindergarten.
October 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
If using chemical agents is illegal everywhere else in the world, why does DHS get to use it on Americans? Teargas, Bear spray, etc. 'Splain it to me like I'm in Kindergarten.