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I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
September 28, 2026 at 10:49 PM
splart
Me: I am so glad that we as a society do not call splash art "splart"
Everyone: WELL WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT NOW EVERYONE IS GONNA SAY THAT
Everyone else: EVERYONE SEE THE SPLART????
Everyone: WELL WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT NOW EVERYONE IS GONNA SAY THAT
Everyone else: EVERYONE SEE THE SPLART????
September 25, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Me: I am so glad that we as a society do not call splash art "splart"
Everyone: WELL WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT NOW EVERYONE IS GONNA SAY THAT
Everyone else: EVERYONE SEE THE SPLART????
Everyone: WELL WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT NOW EVERYONE IS GONNA SAY THAT
Everyone else: EVERYONE SEE THE SPLART????
Splart!
September 22, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Splart!
Today's "Stupid fucking planet" is brought to you by:
"Spargle Flurpsy IV says rude word to Fingall Splart-Glurk in apocalyptic break up speech that completely obliterated planet Earth, TWICE! Read more about it after viewing these manipulative messages from our lying wankers in advertising!"
"Spargle Flurpsy IV says rude word to Fingall Splart-Glurk in apocalyptic break up speech that completely obliterated planet Earth, TWICE! Read more about it after viewing these manipulative messages from our lying wankers in advertising!"
August 26, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Today's "Stupid fucking planet" is brought to you by:
"Spargle Flurpsy IV says rude word to Fingall Splart-Glurk in apocalyptic break up speech that completely obliterated planet Earth, TWICE! Read more about it after viewing these manipulative messages from our lying wankers in advertising!"
"Spargle Flurpsy IV says rude word to Fingall Splart-Glurk in apocalyptic break up speech that completely obliterated planet Earth, TWICE! Read more about it after viewing these manipulative messages from our lying wankers in advertising!"
john games, hat serra, and splart is the ultimate link-up
August 14, 2026 at 11:49 PM
john games, hat serra, and splart is the ultimate link-up
My copy of splart raiders is here 8)
July 31, 2026 at 12:32 AM
My copy of splart raiders is here 8)
you can bid for it on Splart . you can speculate and manage your finances and portfolio on the go with Gnarlbö . you can process payments with BibblBoj
June 26, 2026 at 1:24 PM
you can bid for it on Splart . you can speculate and manage your finances and portfolio on the go with Gnarlbö . you can process payments with BibblBoj
My SPLART arrived and I couldn’t be more excited. It’s so beautiful. The standee is absolutely STUNNING in person 😭😭😭 thank you Spilt for blessing us with your art. @spiltspit.bsky.social
June 20, 2026 at 10:54 PM
My SPLART arrived and I couldn’t be more excited. It’s so beautiful. The standee is absolutely STUNNING in person 😭😭😭 thank you Spilt for blessing us with your art. @spiltspit.bsky.social
May 26, 2026 at 1:28 AM
@tafterdarkvamp on twt, thank you for feeding my brain worms
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🏷 #splart #spamton #deltaruined
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🏷 #splart #spamton #deltaruined
May 23, 2026 at 3:06 PM
@tafterdarkvamp on twt, thank you for feeding my brain worms
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🏷 #splart #spamton #deltaruined
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🏷 #splart #spamton #deltaruined
White will splart everywhere…
May 20, 2026 at 11:55 PM
White will splart everywhere…
Bang Clanck Zerrrrr Hammer Bang Bang
Driiiiiil Hammer Clang
Splart Ding Ding Blam
Driiiiiil Hammer Clang
Splart Ding Ding Blam
May 19, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Bang Clanck Zerrrrr Hammer Bang Bang
Driiiiiil Hammer Clang
Splart Ding Ding Blam
Driiiiiil Hammer Clang
Splart Ding Ding Blam
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Kevin, Kevine, Kevinn, and Splart
If you were Splinter, what would you name the four turtles?
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
May 2, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Kevin, Kevine, Kevinn, and Splart
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