holy fuck do u remember my alt #splendadaddy
March 3, 2026 at 2:57 AM
holy fuck do u remember my alt #splendadaddy
Had a fun day out shopping ^-^
#shopping #shoppinghaul #egir #pastelgoth #gothgirl #petplay #sfw #kawaii #cute #teen #sugardaddy #splendadaddy #sugarrush
#shopping #shoppinghaul #egir #pastelgoth #gothgirl #petplay #sfw #kawaii #cute #teen #sugardaddy #splendadaddy #sugarrush
December 27, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Had a fun day out shopping ^-^
#shopping #shoppinghaul #egir #pastelgoth #gothgirl #petplay #sfw #kawaii #cute #teen #sugardaddy #splendadaddy #sugarrush
#shopping #shoppinghaul #egir #pastelgoth #gothgirl #petplay #sfw #kawaii #cute #teen #sugardaddy #splendadaddy #sugarrush
"So many mediocre horror films, so little time."
#splendadaddy on Full Moon Entertainment.
#Monsterdon
#splendadaddy on Full Moon Entertainment.
#Monsterdon
April 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"So many mediocre horror films, so little time."
#splendadaddy on Full Moon Entertainment.
#Monsterdon
#splendadaddy on Full Moon Entertainment.
#Monsterdon
Me: *hits play & starts movie*
#splendadaddy 2 seconds later: "Yeah, this is gonna be bad"
#Monsterdon
#splendadaddy 2 seconds later: "Yeah, this is gonna be bad"
#Monsterdon
May 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Me: *hits play & starts movie*
#splendadaddy 2 seconds later: "Yeah, this is gonna be bad"
#Monsterdon
#splendadaddy 2 seconds later: "Yeah, this is gonna be bad"
#Monsterdon
I have a Friday night off from work!
#splendadaddy is taking me on a hawt date / shopping spree at Costco!
#marriedlife 💚
#splendadaddy is taking me on a hawt date / shopping spree at Costco!
#marriedlife 💚
May 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I have a Friday night off from work!
#splendadaddy is taking me on a hawt date / shopping spree at Costco!
#marriedlife 💚
#splendadaddy is taking me on a hawt date / shopping spree at Costco!
#marriedlife 💚
March 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
June 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I got a surprise gaming laptop for Valentines, and bigods does it kick ass. #splendadaddy said he was going batty watching me play #civ7 with constant game stuttering and couldn't take it anymore.
Apparently, the game can load quickly. Huh. TIL.
Apparently, the game can load quickly. Huh. TIL.
February 15, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I got a surprise gaming laptop for Valentines, and bigods does it kick ass. #splendadaddy said he was going batty watching me play #civ7 with constant game stuttering and couldn't take it anymore.
Apparently, the game can load quickly. Huh. TIL.
Apparently, the game can load quickly. Huh. TIL.
Scene: two 70+ men yapping back n forth...
Guy 1: You know she's looking for that sugar daddy.
Guy 2: I ain't no sugar daddy... But I put a little Splenda out there once in a while.
#dietsugar #funnyphrases #splendadaddy
Guy 1: You know she's looking for that sugar daddy.
Guy 2: I ain't no sugar daddy... But I put a little Splenda out there once in a while.
#dietsugar #funnyphrases #splendadaddy
January 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Scene: two 70+ men yapping back n forth...
Guy 1: You know she's looking for that sugar daddy.
Guy 2: I ain't no sugar daddy... But I put a little Splenda out there once in a while.
#dietsugar #funnyphrases #splendadaddy
Guy 1: You know she's looking for that sugar daddy.
Guy 2: I ain't no sugar daddy... But I put a little Splenda out there once in a while.
#dietsugar #funnyphrases #splendadaddy
I ordered some minis from an artist in Kiev that have safely arrived in the States.
Should I tell #splendadaddy, "Hey, I'm gonna be getting a couple of packages from Ukraine, nothing to worry about, just handle them gently and everything should be fine."
Should I tell #splendadaddy, "Hey, I'm gonna be getting a couple of packages from Ukraine, nothing to worry about, just handle them gently and everything should be fine."
June 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I ordered some minis from an artist in Kiev that have safely arrived in the States.
Should I tell #splendadaddy, "Hey, I'm gonna be getting a couple of packages from Ukraine, nothing to worry about, just handle them gently and everything should be fine."
Should I tell #splendadaddy, "Hey, I'm gonna be getting a couple of packages from Ukraine, nothing to worry about, just handle them gently and everything should be fine."
#splendadaddy: "I was just thinking this movie needed more exposition, but now I regret thinking that."
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon
June 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
#splendadaddy: "I was just thinking this movie needed more exposition, but now I regret thinking that."
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon
Like the art on the cover? Check out more of the artist's amazing work on the Splendadaddy 85 Deviant Art page
February 14, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Like the art on the cover? Check out more of the artist's amazing work on the Splendadaddy 85 Deviant Art page
If it stays slow, I can close the store early today. Then maybe #splendadaddy and I can go watch fireworks for America's last birthday?
July 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If it stays slow, I can close the store early today. Then maybe #splendadaddy and I can go watch fireworks for America's last birthday?
#splendadaddy & I had to take a break from #civ7 today because we both kept seeing golden hexes whenever we closed our eyes.
February 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
#splendadaddy & I had to take a break from #civ7 today because we both kept seeing golden hexes whenever we closed our eyes.
#splendadaddy is yelling at the GoldGuys (dot) Com ad on the TV, "You fuckers have ripped off more people than Congress."
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon
April 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
#splendadaddy is yelling at the GoldGuys (dot) Com ad on the TV, "You fuckers have ripped off more people than Congress."
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon
@JoeWynne thought you might like these recipes. I'm getting the Yuzusake-tini & #splendadaddy is getting the Umeshu Highball.
#alt4me (unless I get around to it later)
#alt4me (unless I get around to it later)
June 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
@JoeWynne thought you might like these recipes. I'm getting the Yuzusake-tini & #splendadaddy is getting the Umeshu Highball.
#alt4me (unless I get around to it later)
#alt4me (unless I get around to it later)
"Do you want Daddy to pay off your credit cards when you go into debt?"
Excuse me, are you asking me to get into debt for you to "help me"? 😒 Do you heard yourself?
I don't want you to take care of my debt. I want you to invest in me. Invest in my content. #findom #invest #sugardaddy #splendadaddy
Excuse me, are you asking me to get into debt for you to "help me"? 😒 Do you heard yourself?
I don't want you to take care of my debt. I want you to invest in me. Invest in my content. #findom #invest #sugardaddy #splendadaddy
February 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"Do you want Daddy to pay off your credit cards when you go into debt?"
Excuse me, are you asking me to get into debt for you to "help me"? 😒 Do you heard yourself?
I don't want you to take care of my debt. I want you to invest in me. Invest in my content. #findom #invest #sugardaddy #splendadaddy
Excuse me, are you asking me to get into debt for you to "help me"? 😒 Do you heard yourself?
I don't want you to take care of my debt. I want you to invest in me. Invest in my content. #findom #invest #sugardaddy #splendadaddy
[Food & Booze]
Hopefully I won't pass out from a food coma during #Monsterdon - #splendadaddy made us porterhouses & I made sides (green beans from the farmers market & freshly picked cherry tomatoes w/ mini cucumbers).
Hopefully I won't pass out from a food coma during #Monsterdon - #splendadaddy made us porterhouses & I made sides (green beans from the farmers market & freshly picked cherry tomatoes w/ mini cucumbers).
August 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
[Food & Booze]
Hopefully I won't pass out from a food coma during #Monsterdon - #splendadaddy made us porterhouses & I made sides (green beans from the farmers market & freshly picked cherry tomatoes w/ mini cucumbers).
Hopefully I won't pass out from a food coma during #Monsterdon - #splendadaddy made us porterhouses & I made sides (green beans from the farmers market & freshly picked cherry tomatoes w/ mini cucumbers).
I left the upstairs TV on a 24/7 live stream of a bird/squirrel feeder for the cats.
#splendadaddy went up & came back downstairs, a bit concerned; both cats were actively watching a horror movie on Tubi. One of them probably stepped on the remote (again).
But I choose to believe the ghost […]
#splendadaddy went up & came back downstairs, a bit concerned; both cats were actively watching a horror movie on Tubi. One of them probably stepped on the remote (again).
But I choose to believe the ghost […]
Original post on mindly.social
mindly.social
July 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I left the upstairs TV on a 24/7 live stream of a bird/squirrel feeder for the cats.
#splendadaddy went up & came back downstairs, a bit concerned; both cats were actively watching a horror movie on Tubi. One of them probably stepped on the remote (again).
But I choose to believe the ghost […]
#splendadaddy went up & came back downstairs, a bit concerned; both cats were actively watching a horror movie on Tubi. One of them probably stepped on the remote (again).
But I choose to believe the ghost […]
Dispatches from my "road trip" across the Twin Cities Metro:
Saww a dude who looks like #JDVance without makeup.
#thatfuckingkmart is a big ol' empty lot, they still haven't connected Nicolette Ave to itself.
We (*koff* #splendadaddy *koff*) took a wrong turn, and we own our mistakes while […]
Saww a dude who looks like #JDVance without makeup.
#thatfuckingkmart is a big ol' empty lot, they still haven't connected Nicolette Ave to itself.
We (*koff* #splendadaddy *koff*) took a wrong turn, and we own our mistakes while […]
Original post on mindly.social
mindly.social
June 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Dispatches from my "road trip" across the Twin Cities Metro:
Saww a dude who looks like #JDVance without makeup.
#thatfuckingkmart is a big ol' empty lot, they still haven't connected Nicolette Ave to itself.
We (*koff* #splendadaddy *koff*) took a wrong turn, and we own our mistakes while […]
Saww a dude who looks like #JDVance without makeup.
#thatfuckingkmart is a big ol' empty lot, they still haven't connected Nicolette Ave to itself.
We (*koff* #splendadaddy *koff*) took a wrong turn, and we own our mistakes while […]
Sometimes #flirtingfails work out ok:
When #splendadaddy was still my boss, I asked him which car in the parking lot was his. When he pointed it out, I replied, "Oh good. This will make it much easier to stalk you."
And then I got in my car and drove away. Amazingly, I didn't get a call from […]
When #splendadaddy was still my boss, I asked him which car in the parking lot was his. When he pointed it out, I replied, "Oh good. This will make it much easier to stalk you."
And then I got in my car and drove away. Amazingly, I didn't get a call from […]
Original post on mindly.social
mindly.social
July 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Sometimes #flirtingfails work out ok:
When #splendadaddy was still my boss, I asked him which car in the parking lot was his. When he pointed it out, I replied, "Oh good. This will make it much easier to stalk you."
And then I got in my car and drove away. Amazingly, I didn't get a call from […]
When #splendadaddy was still my boss, I asked him which car in the parking lot was his. When he pointed it out, I replied, "Oh good. This will make it much easier to stalk you."
And then I got in my car and drove away. Amazingly, I didn't get a call from […]
July 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
[Being sick sucks (not graphic)]
I've been in a pain flare for about a week. Today I woke up with a fever and everything aches.
I'm a big baby and I'm grateful to my #splendadaddy for keeping me alive when my everything hurts.
I've been in a pain flare for about a week. Today I woke up with a fever and everything aches.
I'm a big baby and I'm grateful to my #splendadaddy for keeping me alive when my everything hurts.
May 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
[Being sick sucks (not graphic)]
I've been in a pain flare for about a week. Today I woke up with a fever and everything aches.
I'm a big baby and I'm grateful to my #splendadaddy for keeping me alive when my everything hurts.
I've been in a pain flare for about a week. Today I woke up with a fever and everything aches.
I'm a big baby and I'm grateful to my #splendadaddy for keeping me alive when my everything hurts.
So sometimes I have this anxiety when #splendadaddy and I are in separate places. That there is a non-zero chance of one of us being sucked into an alternate dimension (or some other #scp shit) without the other.
Do other people worry about weird stuff like that?
Feel free to share your […]
Do other people worry about weird stuff like that?
Feel free to share your […]
Original post on mindly.social
mindly.social
February 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
So sometimes I have this anxiety when #splendadaddy and I are in separate places. That there is a non-zero chance of one of us being sucked into an alternate dimension (or some other #scp shit) without the other.
Do other people worry about weird stuff like that?
Feel free to share your […]
Do other people worry about weird stuff like that?
Feel free to share your […]