Sorry guys universe is splitting open starting today
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Sorry guys universe is splitting open starting today
Jon M. Chu Defends Splitting ‘Wicked’ Into 230,400 Successive Images
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December 4, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Jon M. Chu Defends Splitting ‘Wicked’ Into 230,400 Successive Images
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splitting of the beast (art about my plurality)
October 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
splitting of the beast (art about my plurality)
[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife
February 26, 2026 at 6:38 PM
[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife
this is my kind of company motto right here
June 2, 2026 at 5:29 PM
this is my kind of company motto right here
“Talk about splitting herrs” — Page Six for the Pulitzer.
March 18, 2026 at 1:01 AM
“Talk about splitting herrs” — Page Six for the Pulitzer.
the splitting image of you
May 28, 2026 at 6:20 AM
the splitting image of you
September 26, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Splitting logs or splitting you?
March 2, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Splitting logs or splitting you?
Poptimism had far more destructive consequences than the splitting of the atom.
July 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Poptimism had far more destructive consequences than the splitting of the atom.
guess the anime [wip]
May 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
guess the anime [wip]
We're splitting hairs over pedophilia. We're normalizing having lunch with the world's most famous pedophile
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 4:19 PM
We're splitting hairs over pedophilia. We're normalizing having lunch with the world's most famous pedophile
(Glass shattering/ Ear splitting Banshee screaming) 👹😱😻☠️
April 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
(Glass shattering/ Ear splitting Banshee screaming) 👹😱😻☠️
just saw 3 young women splitting 1 burger and I’m about to light myself on fire in front of them
December 23, 2024 at 1:01 AM
just saw 3 young women splitting 1 burger and I’m about to light myself on fire in front of them
Splitting myself open 😜
March 18, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Splitting myself open 😜
Schizophrenically splitting hairs…
March 19, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Schizophrenically splitting hairs…
splitting bacon ych @chirpistaken.bsky.social
January 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
splitting bacon ych @chirpistaken.bsky.social
Splitting My Sides!
September 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Splitting My Sides!
Splitting @xguypussyx.bsky.social in two 🔥😈
September 14, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Splitting @xguypussyx.bsky.social in two 🔥😈
Now that Musk and Trump are splitting, I wonder who’ll get the kids in the divorce? 🤷🏼♂️
June 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Now that Musk and Trump are splitting, I wonder who’ll get the kids in the divorce? 🤷🏼♂️