#spock/bones
May 15, 2024 at 2:57 AM
He is risen
March 31, 2024 at 2:59 PM
April 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Jim, Bones, Sulu and Scotty

Spock is obviously Splinter
If you were Splinter, what would you name the four turtles?

Wrong answers only.
May 2, 2026 at 8:49 PM
He is risen
April 5, 2026 at 2:06 PM
He is risen
April 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
idc about the timeline i need tmp disco bones and black robe spock together forthwith
September 29, 2026 at 3:42 AM
November 23, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Kirk, Bones and SPOCK, jesus christ apparently I accidentally purchased decaf coffee
So basically, Kirk, Bones and McCoy *created* the timeline they live in, by traveling back in time and murdering Edith Keeler. They are an ouroboros, they could not exist if they had not traveled back in time to create the world in which they exist.
December 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
[four beams of light shimmer to an ethereal noise]

KIRK: [looking around] What … IS this place

SCOTT: What is that smell

BONES: This looks extremely unsanitary

[suddenly a FOUR HUNDRED POUND MAN IN A LEATHER JACKET SUCKER-PUNCHES SPOCK]

SPOCK: Captain. What the fucking fuck, captain.
Far-right activist turned high-ranking FEMA official Gregg Phillips has a problem. Sometimes he finds himself “teleporting” into ditches, or even into a Waffle House.
Top Disaster Response Official Claims He Teleported to a Waffle House
FEMA disaster response official Gregg Phillips claims he has experienced episodes of teleportation, including once to a Waffle House in Georgia.
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March 20, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Shout out to the issue of Star Trek where they had Kirk, Bones, Spock and more getting fully buck-ass naked and giggling about a ray bath. BEEZOOOEEEZZZZZZ!
March 29, 2024 at 2:52 PM
January 3, 2024 at 8:41 PM
rewatched STAR TREK: BEYOND tonight with the girlies who live in my phone and I simply ascend to another plane of existence every scene that Spock and Bones are bitching at each other (which is every scene that Spock and Bones are in)

sublime, 10/10, no notes
July 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
enterprise diplomacy event
March 11, 2024 at 6:14 AM
December 13, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Bones: Spock has been split into two beings, his human half and his Vulcan half.
Chapel: And they have to have sex to remerge?
Bones: No. What? No.
August 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Three Stooges
#StarTrek #StarTrekTOS
March 24, 2026 at 3:48 PM
bones wip. he's fingering spock
December 19, 2024 at 2:29 AM
This screenshot from "The Empath" looks like the cover for the new McSpirk album
September 27, 2026 at 6:59 PM
his reading glasses shatter when Spock dies to symbolize that he can’t see clearly without both Spock and Bones by his side but it’s fine everything’s fine I’m seeing “Search For Spock” tomorrow so I know they get back together
September 6, 2026 at 4:49 AM
January 23, 2026 at 12:05 AM
May 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
outrageously hammy acting and “boys, are you watching?” costuming aside, this was solid! spock and bones both being like, “nah, jim—this ain’t it” is good stuff!
October 2, 2026 at 3:30 AM
January 23, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Spock: that's a fucking space TUNA bro we gotta pull it in

Bones: no we don't

Spock: LOOK AT THAT FUCKING THING OH MY GAWD
August 23, 2024 at 10:47 PM