In Seattle several Cybertrucks spontaneously combusted. #TeslaTakedown
March 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
In Seattle several Cybertrucks spontaneously combusted. #TeslaTakedown
It's been 155 days since Trump said Iran's oil infrastructure would spontaneously explode in 3 days due to the U.S. blockade
September 29, 2026 at 12:54 AM
It's been 155 days since Trump said Iran's oil infrastructure would spontaneously explode in 3 days due to the U.S. blockade
A copy of “Twelfth Night” just spontaneously combusted
A Texas high school has told a student he can't play the male lead in "Oklahoma!" because he's transgender, citing a new school policy requiring all roles in student productions to be cast based on the gender assigned at birth.
Sherman High School transgender student loses lead theater role over gender policy
The district said for this specific show, the gender of the role as identified in the script will be used for casting.
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November 7, 2023 at 4:42 PM
A copy of “Twelfth Night” just spontaneously combusted
Image that entered my brain spontaneously and wouldn't leave until I made it
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Image that entered my brain spontaneously and wouldn't leave until I made it
Bless these people!
This is how protests should be done, Americans!
Spontaneously and without permission.
This is how protests should be done, Americans!
Spontaneously and without permission.
Albania is erupting for the second consecutive day in angry mass protests against the Kushner land seizure deal worth $4 billion.
June 5, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Bless these people!
This is how protests should be done, Americans!
Spontaneously and without permission.
This is how protests should be done, Americans!
Spontaneously and without permission.
Every time he does this a calculator somewhere in the country spontaneously bursts into flames
Trump: "We're gonna be reducing the cost of medicines by 100%, 200%, 300%, 500% and even more than that."
October 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Every time he does this a calculator somewhere in the country spontaneously bursts into flames
New York about to spontaneously combust
June 14, 2026 at 3:19 AM
New York about to spontaneously combust
Let this sink in. The guy whose rockets explode and cars spontaneously combust is in charge of government “efficiency.”
March 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Let this sink in. The guy whose rockets explode and cars spontaneously combust is in charge of government “efficiency.”
Nation’s Alcoholics Spontaneously Share List Of Places Where It’s Okay To Drink https://theonion.com/nations-alcoholics-spontaneously-share-list-of-places-where-its-okay-to-drink/
July 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Nation’s Alcoholics Spontaneously Share List Of Places Where It’s Okay To Drink https://theonion.com/nations-alcoholics-spontaneously-share-list-of-places-where-its-okay-to-drink/
Spontaneously said "hell yeah dude" out loud watching this.
March 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Spontaneously said "hell yeah dude" out loud watching this.
*spontaneously combusts*
March 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
*spontaneously combusts*
Good mornin have some spontaneously obese thigh content 👀
June 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Good mornin have some spontaneously obese thigh content 👀
Anyone else have a shower door just spontaneously absolutely explode into pieces? Fortunately nobody was there.
December 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Anyone else have a shower door just spontaneously absolutely explode into pieces? Fortunately nobody was there.
spontaneously inflating is a very real thing that can hit anyone, trust me
May 24, 2026 at 3:16 AM
spontaneously inflating is a very real thing that can hit anyone, trust me
brombus will spontaneously combust in 16 hours
August 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
brombus will spontaneously combust in 16 hours
ABC, baby!
Always
Be
Combusting spontaneously
Always
Be
Combusting spontaneously
May 29, 2025 at 10:09 AM
ABC, baby!
Always
Be
Combusting spontaneously
Always
Be
Combusting spontaneously
Today’s poem is called ‘The Day My Dog Spontaneously Combusted’.
April 6, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Today’s poem is called ‘The Day My Dog Spontaneously Combusted’.
The Constitution just spontaneously combusted.
January 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The Constitution just spontaneously combusted.
I was interviewed at CES this morning. We mentioned that consumers will decide whether they want to be on a platform that is “unfiltered free speech “ or “ moderated”. I mentioned that I loved @bsky.app , and spontaneously people started clapping 🔥.
January 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I was interviewed at CES this morning. We mentioned that consumers will decide whether they want to be on a platform that is “unfiltered free speech “ or “ moderated”. I mentioned that I loved @bsky.app , and spontaneously people started clapping 🔥.
actually it ignited spontaneously
JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia
February 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
actually it ignited spontaneously
i wish all pokemon resellers to spontaneously combust
May 2, 2026 at 6:00 PM
i wish all pokemon resellers to spontaneously combust
Exploding rockets and cars that spontaneously combust should have been a clue.
May 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Exploding rockets and cars that spontaneously combust should have been a clue.
If Rubio had the ability to spontaneously combust right now, I think he would probably do it. He looks fucking miserable.
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
If Rubio had the ability to spontaneously combust right now, I think he would probably do it. He looks fucking miserable.
I just think every transphobe should spontaneously combust.
December 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I just think every transphobe should spontaneously combust.