#spookybutt
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This is what I get for loving a spookybutt. OF COURSE you had this queued up and ready. OF COURSE YOU DID! 🖤
October 29, 2026 at 3:53 PM
“Spookybutt” achievement unlocked
October 21, 2026 at 5:04 PM
What spookybutt thing should I make for Halloween? Looking for suggestions 🎃
October 15, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I mean… I’m always crazy about my spookybutt partner so… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
October 3, 2026 at 3:03 PM
My boyfriend may be a spookybutt, but he’s no vampire; he would have been dead in a week the way I cook. 😆
September 27, 2026 at 11:28 PM
My Spookybutt. 🥹♥️
You guys may think it's too early to get into the spooky season spirit but I already changed my Letterboxd four so.... 💅💁‍♂️
September 4, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I didn’t think I’d end up with a SpookyButt. But hey. Here we are. 🥹🦇🐈‍⬛♥️
September 4, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I wish Spookybutt had a better showing, but I'm glad she's back!
February 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
you are being haunted by surreal spookybutt
October 29, 2024 at 3:06 PM
every october for ten years now i celebrate tesla's haunted ass

aka the markings on his back that look like a ghost face that i have named "spookybutt"
October 2, 2024 at 4:32 AM
i've named the ghost face in tesla's markings "spookybutt"
September 1, 2024 at 1:44 PM
spookybutt says hello
April 10, 2024 at 6:47 PM
tesla has this patch of spots on his back that i have dubbed "spookybutt"
March 27, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Spookybutt
April 12, 2026 at 5:28 AM
This is one of myriad reasons why I call him spookybutt as a term of endearment. 🥹🖤🦇
Since it's leaving streaming soon, I decided to start watching the 1991 revival of Dark Shadows because why the hell not. It's never too early for Halloween.
July 24, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Oh, I am. I’m thankful every day for my spookybutt. 🥰🦇🖤
Don’t forget to be thankful for the hot goth baddie in your life! Remember them wanting to bite and or stab you is a sign of affection! 🖤🖤
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My friend sent me this, and I immediately replied “You’re a couple of years late— but in this, the spookiest of seasons, I reiterate that I take my responsibilities to my spookybutt VERY seriously. 🥹”
October 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The advantages of dating a spookybutt:

Jason: “Zombeavers” was a hoot
Me: …zom what now
He: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombeav...
Me: Zom… beavers.
He: That’s what I said
He: Many beaver jokes
Me: brb I need this in my life right now
October 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
He’s said it before but I’ll say it again: YES, he is a spookybutt— but no, he is not a vampire. The way I cook, he would have been ashes the first ten minutes after dinner the very first time. 😆
August 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Me: *shows this to Jason*

He: “It’s hard seeing someone live your dreams.”

Me: 😆 Spookybutt.
June 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
That reminds me, I need to pick up some unsalted peanuts to start feeding my local murder. My spooky-ass boyfriend deserves a devoted family of crows.

I’m less of a spookybutt, but I also deserve this.
Video: Thousands of crows flying around with a brilliant hot pink n orange sunset backdrop

#Sunset #Birds #Crows #MurderOfCrows
May 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
QOTD— @jxsxpx.bsky.social (aka my SpookyButt): “…also, Anne Rice had it right [about vampires]. If you live forever, your chances of remaining heterosexual are…”

Me: “Slim to none.”

He: “Slim to none.” 🤣🤣🤣
May 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I love you too, spookybutt. 🥹♥️
April 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM