#spss
Tell your wee boy we said "spss-spss-spss."
May 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
(speaking to cat): spss spss spss spss, here kitty

cat: syntax error, all commands will be ignored
January 20, 2026 at 4:23 PM
i wish saturday bsky could all just be about spss spss spss
January 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
R, Python, Stata, SPSS, SAS, Matlab
what are the Six Genders? wrong answers only
May 16, 2026 at 10:05 AM
R vs SPSS
What is your favorite example of when the cheap version of a product is legit better than the expensive one?
August 4, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Peter Kyle frantically wondering why Britain's legion of HTML 3.0 and SPSS coders can't get jobs
September 19, 2025 at 10:42 AM
This is nothing. Tesla apparently is integrating SPSS
You have got to be kidding me
July 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
this explains spss
Archive Request xkcd.com/3052
February 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
spss spss spssaturday
i wish saturday bsky could all just be about spss spss spss
January 3, 2026 at 4:25 PM
SPSS, R, Stata
October 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Same with SPSS in psychology 🫵
I'm not an R person, but I totally agree with this point: we're doing students a disservice by teaching them stata.

Even worse if you're teaching at a public university: using public money to create consumers for a private company.
We should care about students’ career outcomes. Teaching them R will be MUCH more helpful than Stata. Not only is R more highly valued, it also makes learning things like Python much easier.
December 14, 2024 at 8:41 AM
Ich verbringe meine Mittagspause jetzt auf meiner Stardew Valley Farm.

da gibt's keine Masterarbeit und kein SPSS.
March 30, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Inacreditável que o spss ainda exista...
September 17, 2024 at 11:11 PM
No SPSS license? But you still want to be able to open and review SPSS files in an SPSS-like environment?
Try out PSPP.
It’s bare bones, but free and does the trick!
gnu.org/software/pspp/
September 25, 2023 at 11:27 AM
Honestly, how is SPSS still a thing?
When your analysis is ready, but your memory needs a refresher!🧠

JASP now with fully integrated AI support. Check jasp-stats.org/2026/07/02/i... or just try it out at: jasp-stats.org/download/
July 6, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Reading grad school apps

Why is any undergrad institution teaching stats with SPSS?

Looking at you, psychology depts

R is free and knowing it is a marketable skill
January 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
lol shots fired. I for one would never equate Stata and SPSS. 😜
June 4, 2025 at 8:39 AM
SPSS still lives! 🧟‍♀️

"SPSS comments were strongly aligned with perceived ease of use, whereas R comments were strongly aligned with what the software allowed them to do... Researchers’ reasons for using SPSS appeared to be more of a function of its simplicity and integration in formal training."
July 15, 2026 at 6:25 PM
The person next to me at the airport terminal is calling his friend to help him with SPSS. If we are on the same flight, I may be able to help with his SPSS emergency hahahahah
October 9, 2023 at 7:56 PM
SPSS 🤣
September 24, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I got this
December 24, 2024 at 12:14 PM
I use spss but only to get the attention of cats.
August 25, 2026 at 8:45 PM
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

"Statistical analysis used SPSS"
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 12, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Spss spss spss
May 3, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Unter euch ist nicht zufällig absoluter SPSS Profi? 🥲
June 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM