#spudism
We missed Burns Night so Haggis Kheema and tattie roti tonight… @ashashman1.bsky.social Are tattie roties acceptable in Spudism, Spud-Bish?
January 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
What are your views on @blackpandacult.bsky.social ‘s Buddhist teachings or @ashashman1.bsky.social ‘s Spudism?
October 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I recorded a meeting.
I am reading the AI generated transcript.
It has transcribed the Special Advisors acronym of SpAds as "spuds".

Obviously I have infected my laptop with Spudism.
December 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Think that might be against the rules of Spudism, or possibly mandatory.

One of those.

What say you @thomasashman64.bsky.social
March 29, 2026 at 2:48 PM
OK..so this is your fault @inertyd.bsky.social for wanting 6ft blonde amazons to kick your ass. I'm now being bombarded by endless "Switchy" Brendas with robust physiques and tatoos.
@ashashman1.bsky.social are you prepared for "muscular Spudism"
@rootvegserf.bsky.social great ploughing resource
January 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Morning Val

If they can quote a movie line as scripture I’m absolutely sure they can misinterpret Spudism.
April 17, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Good morning your Popetatoness. Wonderful to see that your elevation to the Father of Spudism hasn’t meant you’re deserting your flock(field)!
October 6, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Absolutely. Wiser words. Is that one of the central tenets of Spudism?
March 25, 2026 at 9:30 AM
🤔

Serious I think Ash should change his name, break away from spudism and form The Church of the Universal Love Muffin . . .
September 14, 2025 at 11:15 AM
😇

I'm on a diplomatic mission to stop a schism in the church of spudism . . .
March 6, 2026 at 4:41 PM
😔

Could lead to a schism in Spudism . . .
March 6, 2026 at 1:08 PM
You need to visit #Wulferhampton where our Bretwalda @wulfhelm.bsky.social makes potato related announcements and @ashashman1.bsky.social our Spudbishop keeps his flock on the straight and narrow path of Spudism. If you like general insanity you’ll love it. We could use an actual Space Spud.
November 24, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Ah but when you buy a blue one you will develop memories.

Memories like “I only bought this because I was led astray by the dark Cardinal of spudism. What on earth am I going to do with it?”

You know, memories to treasure
May 8, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Just one question, is this worship of the Holy Bones of Squigg-El a part of the central canon of Spudism or is it a heretical sect? Just thinking about planning permission.
August 12, 2026 at 9:41 AM
One could indeed write a long list. Thank the gods of Spudism for the calm and serenity of our own dear Wülferhampton.
October 30, 2025 at 9:37 AM
#SPUDISM UNDERSTANDS YOUR FRUSTRATION 🫤
Yeah man. Those fools from the church of jesus Christ and the latter day saints are really stupid.
February 8, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Good morning, Archie McPopeFace, Ash Ashman, of Nodge, Wulferhampton, and the Norfolk Seminary of Spudism and Brenda Care.
two cats are playing with each other in a room with the words " i heal you sinner " on the bottom .
ALT: two cats are playing with each other in a room with the words " i heal you sinner " on the bottom .
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October 20, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Is #spudism like stuckism but with potatoes?

youtu.be/FjGMSr3b2bk?...
Billy Childish & The Blackhands - Who Do You Think You're Kidding Mr Hitler?
YouTube video by Charlie Spliff
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September 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
No one will know when you're dead.

We can produce a life story, including your denial of Spudism, and your Damascene conversion followed by your matyrdom.

It will educate the young, comfort the afflicted, support the wise and all that guff.
August 12, 2026 at 9:58 AM