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Correction: you will never, ever, ever, ever vote the way your constituents ask you to. You DID endorse this and you are / will be held responsible for what is to come. America already is in horrifying chaos and you'd see it if you weren't up Trump's ass, you spineless spunkrag.

The astronauts playing dodge the microphone to avoid speaking to the soggy spunkrag warms my cold, cold heart.

You helped get us to this. Sit down and shut the fuck up forever, you useless, pathetic spunkrag.