#spy-tech
I realize I’m in a tiny minority here, but I consider Nvidia selling sensitive AI tech to a Chinese spy after Trump approved the sale despite warnings from US intelligence and Congress about security concerns to be a much bigger story than the Dana White foolish distraction.
November 8, 2026 at 9:41 PM
If Nvidia guy's leather jacket is some kind of advanced spy tech then I sort of owe him an apology.
November 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
a plucky young congresswoman unravels the tech ceo's affair with a chinese spy and it ensnares the corrupt president, bringing down his entire empire
November 9, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Chinese spy turning in her resignation because tech ceo wanted her to listen to a rap song he made that starts with “my name is __ and I’m here to say” and she gave up halfway through
November 8, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Tech CEO: (nervously clearing throat) Personally I don’t see the big deal of sleeping with a foreign spy and maybe committing light treason
November 9, 2026 at 3:16 PM
the real AI grift is middle aged tech CEOs believing they could pull a hottie for reasons other than greed and spy craft
November 9, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Despite US intel officials warning Nvidia’s CEO, Jensen Huang, was romantically involved w/a Chinese spy, Felon Trump continues his bromance w/the AI tech billionaire.

I've got the latest about this scandal, including Senate Democrats' plans to investigate Huang & Nvidia.

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Trump SCRAMBLES As BOMBSHELL Details Emerge About AI CEO’s Alleged SPY AFFAIR!!
YouTube video by Katie Phang
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November 9, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Men, if a hot woman shows a sudden interest in you & starts asking about your involvement in tech & international policy, she’s probably a spy. If she’s Chinese or Russian (or knows Chinese or Russian), she’s DEFINITELY a spy
November 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
New James Bond idea: spy who sleeps with and subsequently destroys tech executives
November 8, 2026 at 9:40 PM
How do I get the pitching rights to the tech CEO Chinese spy honeypot story
1. BREAKING:

Nvidia’s board of directors says it is launching an independent investigation into its CEO, Jensen Huang, after reports in The New York Times and the FT revealed that Huang was likely the target of an intelligence operation run by China.
November 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Really important story, but also, to be clear: really funny
Nvidia’s Jensen Huang admits to affair after allegations of relationship with Chinese spy
Tech company opens investigation into CEO as he confirms extramarital relationship in internal message to employees
www.ft.com
November 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Oh no, I fucked a Chinese spy and accidentally gave away my company's shrinkray tech
November 9, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Nvidia’s Huang admits to affair after allegations of relationship with Chinese spy ft.trib.al/m3ZYcSz
Nvidia’s Huang admits to affair after allegations of relationship with Chinese spy
Tech CEO confirms extramarital relationship in internal message to employees
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November 8, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I’m no constitutional lawyer, but isn’t it impeachable to know that the CEO of the world’s most important company is having an affair with a Chinese spy but you still give him approval to sell proprietary tech to China after he gives you millions in a personal donation and cuts you it into the deal?
November 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
US believes Nvidia’s Huang had romantic relationship with alleged Chinese spy ft.trib.al/lMHffw2
US believes Nvidia’s Huang had romantic relationship with alleged Chinese spy
American intelligence warned the tech boss was involved with executive recruited by China to gather information on US group
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November 7, 2026 at 2:45 AM
For no reason whatsoever I'm thinking about the Tyco Spy Tech line of toys from the late 80s. "They have Spy Tech! They know!"

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Spy Tech by Tyco Commercial
YouTube video by Oldie Toys
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November 8, 2026 at 8:52 PM
New pictures have emerged showing the Nvidia CEO with the alleged Chinese spy he had an affair with.
Plot Thickens Over Trump Pal’s Spy Mistress as New Photos Emerge
The 63-year-old tech honcho is seen in multiple pictures with his much younger flame.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 9, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Billionaire Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang has confessed to cheating on his wife of over 40 years with a Chinese spy.
Trump’s Favorite Tech Lord Admits to Affair With Chinese Spy
Marco Rubio had initially flagged the security risk to President Trump, but to no avail.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 8, 2026 at 10:30 PM
🚨This Nvidia scandal is INSANE.

SUMMARY: CEO Jensen Huang cheated on his wife with a Chinese spy who lured him into a honeytrap. Rubio warned Trump in Spring that Huang was compromised. But Trump still approved the sale of Nvidia tech to China - after Huang gave him $25 million for his ballroom.
November 8, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I spy Nvidia trouble…
Tech News November 8
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Nvidia in the Red
YouTube video by Paul's Hardware
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November 8, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Yea have to assume all the big tech and ai bros have their own spy honeypots right now cos they all copy everything the others do.
November 9, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Who needs Slow Horses when you've got this? www.ft.com/content/a55a...
US believes Nvidia’s Huang had romantic relationship with alleged Chinese spy
American intelligence warned the tech boss was involved with executive recruited by China to gather information on US group
www.ft.com
November 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Nvidia’s CEO is reportedly the target of a ‘Chinese spy plot’ for intelligence on American AI chips. www.theverge.com/tech/1029338...
China reportedly recruited AI exec to spy on Jensen Huang
Jensen Huang is reportedly “close” with the exec.
www.theverge.com
November 6, 2026 at 11:02 PM
CEO Jensen Huang cheated on his wife with a Chinese spy who lured him into a honeytrap. Rubio warned Trump in Spring that Huang was compromised. But Trump still approved the sale of Nvidia tech to China - after Huang gave him $25 million for his ballroom.
November 8, 2026 at 11:46 PM