SQLite is a damn miracle.
Great for learning SQL, too.
Great for learning SQL, too.
November 2, 2026 at 6:23 AM
SQLite is a damn miracle.
Great for learning SQL, too.
Great for learning SQL, too.
kids these days smh, leave an old woman her SQL jokes
November 2, 2026 at 3:01 AM
kids these days smh, leave an old woman her SQL jokes
Long long ago at a previous employer several times over we had to do a migration from Oracle's PL-SQL to MS's T-SQL on SQL Server.
But not before some overseas contractors completely borked the migration and we had to save them.
But not before some overseas contractors completely borked the migration and we had to save them.
November 2, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Long long ago at a previous employer several times over we had to do a migration from Oracle's PL-SQL to MS's T-SQL on SQL Server.
But not before some overseas contractors completely borked the migration and we had to save them.
But not before some overseas contractors completely borked the migration and we had to save them.
Der Glaubenskrieg, ob man SQL Statements in Groß- oder Kleinbuchstaben schreibt
Was sind die großen, immer wiederkehrenden Zankpunkte bei eurem Beruf/Hobby? Igf
Zeichnen: Kann man Skizzen auch mit Haarspray fixieren? Ja - sagen die Einen; ist chem. das Gleiche. Nein, ist ni-hicht! - sagen Andere. "Nicht Dokumentenecht", "ich geb dir gleich Dokumentenecht" Hauen und Stechen.
Zeichnen: Kann man Skizzen auch mit Haarspray fixieren? Ja - sagen die Einen; ist chem. das Gleiche. Nein, ist ni-hicht! - sagen Andere. "Nicht Dokumentenecht", "ich geb dir gleich Dokumentenecht" Hauen und Stechen.
November 2, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Der Glaubenskrieg, ob man SQL Statements in Groß- oder Kleinbuchstaben schreibt
New result: Automatic derivation of FlashAttention from vanilla attention in ~25 lines of SQL via three portable extensions.
github.com/xqlsystems/x...
github.com/xqlsystems/x...
October 30, 2026 at 3:17 PM
New result: Automatic derivation of FlashAttention from vanilla attention in ~25 lines of SQL via three portable extensions.
github.com/xqlsystems/x...
github.com/xqlsystems/x...
In other words, you’re free to write the mathematical definition of attention in SQL, and you get the high performance just by adding on my smart query planner:
github.com/xqlsystems/e...
github.com/xqlsystems/e...
GitHub - xqlsystems/einfold: Fast tensor contractions in SQL
Fast tensor contractions in SQL. Contribute to xqlsystems/einfold development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
October 30, 2026 at 3:17 PM
In other words, you’re free to write the mathematical definition of attention in SQL, and you get the high performance just by adding on my smart query planner:
github.com/xqlsystems/e...
github.com/xqlsystems/e...
simple: it's not actually possible to be good at sql
how tf did you make an llm bad at sql.
October 27, 2026 at 3:03 PM
simple: it's not actually possible to be good at sql
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how tf did you make an llm bad at sql.
October 27, 2026 at 3:41 AM
how tf did you make an llm bad at sql.
dbms is short for “damn b*tch, more SQL?”
November 2, 2026 at 3:34 AM
dbms is short for “damn b*tch, more SQL?”
Memory corruptions are not the only category here either. A pass requiring parameterized SQL (with constant template) is formal methods that eliminates SQL injection for example, because it makes a whole category of error unrepresentable.
October 29, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Memory corruptions are not the only category here either. A pass requiring parameterized SQL (with constant template) is formal methods that eliminates SQL injection for example, because it makes a whole category of error unrepresentable.
I hear it's really damn good at SQL too
November 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I hear it's really damn good at SQL too
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👉️ www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B0DBP8Z5Z...
November 1, 2026 at 11:04 PM
\本日限定83%OFF・SQLで小規模データを分析/
『データ分析に強くなるSQLレシピ 小規模データの前処理・分析の書き方＆テクニック』✒️増井 敏克
小規模データを標準SQLで前処理・分析。集計からRFM分析まで学べます。11/2本日限定セール：83%OFF・499円。
👉️ www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B0DBP8Z5Z...
『データ分析に強くなるSQLレシピ 小規模データの前処理・分析の書き方＆テクニック』✒️増井 敏克
小規模データを標準SQLで前処理・分析。集計からRFM分析まで学べます。11/2本日限定セール：83%OFF・499円。
👉️ www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B0DBP8Z5Z...
Ok I need to stop thinking about/talking about that dumb lady and get back to what matters: big fucking guitars and writing SQL
November 1, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Ok I need to stop thinking about/talking about that dumb lady and get back to what matters: big fucking guitars and writing SQL
MS SQL solved this decades ago
there is no reason to make a new database. postgres can do it. if you think postgres can't do it, you just haven't found the right way to enable it in pg_settings yet
November 2, 2026 at 10:56 AM
MS SQL solved this decades ago
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In Hanau I'm skipping that and showing Fabric apps people actually use. 24 Feb, 11:30 CET 🙂
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#MicrosoftFabric #FabricApps #SQLKonferenz
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October 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Every new Fabric feature gets the same first demo: a prettier report.
In Hanau I'm skipping that and showing Fabric apps people actually use. 24 Feb, 11:30 CET 🙂
sqlkonferenz.de
#MicrosoftFabric #FabricApps #SQLKonferenz
In Hanau I'm skipping that and showing Fabric apps people actually use. 24 Feb, 11:30 CET 🙂
sqlkonferenz.de
#MicrosoftFabric #FabricApps #SQLKonferenz
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SQL Server Performance Office Hours Episode 92 by @erikdarling.com
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November 2, 2026 at 4:20 AM
SQL Server Performance Office Hours Episode 92 by @erikdarling.com
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SQL is fun, all my bros love SQL
October 28, 2026 at 10:14 PM
SQL is fun, all my bros love SQL
Instead of going to the neighbors Halloween party I'm alone in my office doing you know what (writing SQL)
November 1, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Instead of going to the neighbors Halloween party I'm alone in my office doing you know what (writing SQL)
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November 2, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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Show HN: Automatic deduction of FlashAttention kernel from ~25 lines of SQL | Discussion
xarray-sql/benchmarks/ml/01_attention.py at 6debe2495dcb4e8fac20ab97df5b89baae2a31a6 · xqlsystems/xarray-sql
An experiment to query Xarray datasets with SQL. Contribute to xqlsystems/xarray-sql development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
October 30, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Show HN: Automatic deduction of FlashAttention kernel from ~25 lines of SQL | Discussion
I just remember this comic from learning SQL
November 1, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I just remember this comic from learning SQL